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Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
Woman Admits To “Alpha Fux, Beta Bux” Dating Strategy

Quote:The (improved) Professional Woman’s Ode

alpha fucks and beta bucks
that is how we roll
the thug ass cocks we fuck and suck
despoiling our wretched butts / cunts
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is the way to be fed
to transfer assets to our lovers
while cuckolding those paying for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what we’re entitled to
the assets from betas we pluck
after alphas used us as spittoons
as we spat out thuglings from our wombs
hahahahahaha / woooooooo / oooo oooo, oooo oooo (high pitch party girl’s voice at a nightclub)
cuckold the betas cockhold the alphas
independent till the end
forever longing for Mr big
to save us from the wall we just hit
alpha fucks and beta bucks
scraping by the barrel
male privilege sucks
Mr bigglesworth’s shits too much
forever fighting our way back into the kitchen
alpha bucks and betas suck
where have all the “good men” gone?
They prefer young kittens to old hags
And all appear to be Schrodinger rapists
Alpha fucks and betas suck
Don’t you dare judge us (collectively and repeatedly stamp their feet 3 times in unison)
As we will always pine for our misspent youth
With not a single shred of remorse.
05-18-2013 12:36 AM
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
Quote:now hit it!

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
then you blame the betas in school
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
even after menopause and no need for da ragz
telling young chickas to lust after vampires
as they build their fiat empires

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
theft in fiat inflation is hid
as they swing their bankrupting axe
i don’t care what last night u did,
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.

as they promote butthex across the land
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand

but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”

and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
teacxhing women to lust after the undead
as the neocons suck the western world dry
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
cry cry cry
cry cry cry
not for you or me
but for themselves
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
but he left her dry
so whe butthexed with the asshole
and now see her cry
and wonder why
and transofrm the entire univeristy
into a program to further the fiat lie
to transfer wealth and wage war and death
to about fifty million more
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
and not a whore

all together now!

lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
alreayd seen yer pink stink
bent ya over the sink

and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.

all together now!

lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

AND THREE COCK RULE:

^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down

lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz

what do ya want?

a two cock rule rap?

or three cock rule?

three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
i need a chick to cuckold me
i need a chick on me to pee
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i love being the greater fool
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
i keep mine in my pants,
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i treat my lady like a nice guy,
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
three cock rule, three cock rule,
while your cock doth touch her stool,
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
fund her with other cocks to dance.

lozlzlzlzl

or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl

lzozozozo
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
GBFM is a genius.
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(05-18-2013 02:16 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  GBFM is a genius.

I only recently found out that Matt Forney was In Mala Fide. I'm waiting for the day when we can find out who Great Books for Men really is -- because the guy needs some sort of celebration or ceremony on his behalf.
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
(05-18-2013 04:01 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 02:16 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  GBFM is a genius.

I only recently found out that Matt Forney was In Mala Fide. I'm waiting for the day when we can find out who Great Books for Men really is -- because the guy needs some sort of celebration or ceremony on his behalf.

How'd you find this out?
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(05-18-2013 04:01 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 02:16 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  GBFM is a genius.

I only recently found out that Matt Forney was In Mala Fide. I'm waiting for the day when we can find out who Great Books for Men really is -- because the guy needs some sort of celebration or ceremony on his behalf.

True.

I remember the first time I read him on Roissy. He wrote one of his responses in "matrix form" (for the first time) and I just about pissed my pants from laughter.
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
There is a strange hypnotic brilliance to GBFM.
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Yeah - his Matrix responses are the best.
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(05-18-2013 05:25 AM)Therapsid Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 04:01 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 02:16 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  GBFM is a genius.

I only recently found out that Matt Forney was In Mala Fide. I'm waiting for the day when we can find out who Great Books for Men really is -- because the guy needs some sort of celebration or ceremony on his behalf.

How'd you find this out?

It was in a bunch of manosphere blogs, Gucci Little Piggy, etc. Here's a source: http://vivalamanosphere.com/in-mala-fide-1/
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
(05-18-2013 05:25 AM)Therapsid Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 04:01 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(05-18-2013 02:16 AM)The Texas Prophet Wrote:  GBFM is a genius.

I only recently found out that Matt Forney was In Mala Fide. I'm waiting for the day when we can find out who Great Books for Men really is -- because the guy needs some sort of celebration or ceremony on his behalf.

How'd you find this out?

He came out on his blog.

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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
I think GBFM is Sven Thompson. Read the comment section how he mentions exactly the books GBFM always mentions. He is completely serious here though.

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2013/05/20/...bly-rapid/
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
New masterpiece from him. His online oldsnatch.com profile

lzolzozlozlzolzolz

DA GBFM is seeking A LONG TERM RELATIONSHZIPZZ!!

A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPZ with an endless array of 18-25 YO young hottiesz zlozlzozozozozozozoz

lozozozoz DA GBFM’S ONLINE DATINGZ PROFILEZ LZOzozlzozlzozlzoz

up till now lzozlzzzzo da GBFM dont no online datetz as A) i have not eneouch cockeasz to handaled all da psuusysys pusysys pusysysy dat come my way in real life in da coffee shopd shich i call starfuckszx as da GBFM is da fuckstatr in da coffe shop lzlzozo beoyenend faacebook and buttcobook and assbook lzlzozl and 2) der is too much risk dat her picturez was taken when she was hotter, younger tighter thirty pounds lighter dureing the commencnemnt of her massive cock carosuslel crusade and bountiful buttcocking battlez zzoozoz so da GBFM letsz da betasz pay da oldsnatch.com datng feez to look @ a chix pre-bernankifed photoso zlzozlzoozozoz

but now dat da GBFM is seeking a LTR, here is my profielz of da GBFM for onlinez datingz zisitez like oldsnatch.com zlzozlz: lzozoz

GBFM SEEKSZ TIGTHT PUSYSYSYIZYOSUSOUSSIUOJZOZzlzlzlzlzoz

TITLE: LOTSAS COCKAS 4U 2 serve ur ginatinglelzlzol but not buttztingzlzlzolzoz
“my name is da gbfm of worldwide fame and renown. i don’t buttcockz cause my cockas too big and ur anus (not da planet uranus lzozzlz) is likely too small, unless u have been buttcocked many timez, in which case you have been bernnakififed and deosuled & ur anus IS likely big as da planet URANUS lzozozo and i don’t no waannna gina cock you no more as u are proabably as a big a pain in da ass as da pain in uranus ass from all da buttccokingz during your cock carsoule crusisidng days of whorey glory zlzlzoozo.

my ideaz of an idealsz date is to talk about da GREAT BOOKZ FOR MENZ which menasz dat u shut up and da GBFM doesz all da talkingz cause we know womenz never read homer’s iliad nor odyssey notr bible on their own (Except dey be fmeinists frankfurt schools deocntsructing da great books instead of respecting da GBFM’s frankfurter in der mouth lzoozlzoz), but womenz only readz vampire gina-tingly butt-tingly crap like twilight and julia prostsititute roberts book eat, prey, butthext”

even dough my last seneveenteen girlz complained dat da GBFM is soooo complicated, my ruels rulez arez simple:
bring da movbiez = lostas cokas 4u
bring no movies = no cockasz 4u

P.S. and please pelasez please i beg of you do not waste da GBFM’s precious itme. time. pleasez post up-tod-ate picture of you TODAY! do NOT post pictures of you when you were younger hotter tighter and fifty pounds lighter back in da day when you were givingz it up for free 2 all da buttccokerz in your bernkifiing dorm of student debt and anal debaucheyr lzlzoz as da debt was augmented in sectrieve meethingsz of da fed and da nauth violted in sectrely taped buttcheidnt sessionz zlzl, and pretending dat because you were once hot da GBFM now owes u moneysz to get down on what you gave away for free before u contrtced dat STD. lzozolzolzoo

i like to travel, and we can travel togethers. i will travel form da bedroom to da couch to play grand theft autoz, while youwill travel from da bed to da kitchen to make da GBFM a morning omelelete with lotssa cheddar cheese but not form between your kness zlzlozlzlo

if u are thirty and have had ur fun and r looking to “get serious,” then please get serious! da gbfm ain’t no backcup beta nor da last branch you can grab as you fall from da tree of your sexual peak in your early twentietsz which you wasted on lsostas cockas riding da cock carousleuesz. and now u see da GBFM’s massive lotsas cockas and mistake it for a thick tree branch u can grab on just beofree you hit da ground of eterna spinterhood zlozlzolzolzo causez da gbfm don’t give no cockasz to dose dat have “had their fun,” bt only does fresh young hot tight tights who r having funz zlozozoz

when you comtact me please include:
how many pounds u have gained since your profile picture was taken (rounded to nearest tens of poundsz lzozlzl).

\how many timez you have been bernnakified via:
how many cockasz u have taken in da buttholzizo since your profile picture was taken.
how many pounds u have *REALLY* gained since your profile picture was taken.
how many cockasz u have taken in da ginazizo since your profile picture was taken.
how many cockasz u have taken in da mouthollzizo since your profile picture was takenz.

i know dat you wills undertted your bernifiaction numbers by a factor of 5 or more in da same way da fed undesrsrtated inflationz, so i have my eocnomistsz grad stdudnets muiltiply your ansers by 5 lzoozozoz so if you sayou have been bernankkekified 10 timesz we will know it was at least fifty and proebeleeby more zlzoozozoz u do da mathz lzozoz

da gbfm looks forwards to meetingz youz and may r luvz last 4eever or at leats until da gbfm has cumed zlzlzloz sploododeged zlzlzlozo whichever cumsz firts zlzlzolzozozlzoz

RELIGION: Chruchcianz, as I beelieve dat JEuss will frogive forgive you and ur hot sister for our threesomsznz lzlzlzlzlzo & u will be made whoel and good as new and can still mary a beta providerz and prey to jesus 2 heal heal ur sore buttholiolozlz and bring a good man ur wya zlzozlolzo
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
GBFM does appear to be Sven Thomas. He made a comment in spearhead 4 days ago:

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2013/06/04/...ent-188949


sven thomas June 4, 2013 at 07:22

lzozozozozo

Wake me up when some men actually rise up to take back the schools and universities which exalt the Family in books and literature such as the Bible and Homer’s Odyssey and Iliad. But as we have seen, most men here believe mythology and religion to be irrelevant, as they obey the central bankers and their feminist teachers, as most men prefer to spit on the FAITH OF THEIR FATHERS and castigate, attack, belittle, and impugn other men, as opposed to crack open the cover of a classic or two. And so you get what we have here, which is the way men want it, and so they gets it.

many yearsz ago da sigmund freud dude said, “i don’t know what does a woman want? What do womenz wantz?”

well, da gfbfmz put his thinking cap on
and FU FIGURED IT OU?TZ
figured it ourtz lzozlzozzozozoz

what womenz want is

alpha F*%$S

and

wait for it

wait for it

wait for it

wait

for

it

BETA BUCKSZ!!! lzozozozo

da GBFM composed a new verse today of his classic poemz

for weddingsz zllzozo

hey hearatistetzzz!!!

i am workingz on an extended play song for weddingz!!!

zlzozoozozoz

extra extra large t-shrirtss 4 all da bernankakfied womenzz wedidng addition bridesmaiidszz lzlzozozozozo!!!

i need to send dat fatass birdemadedz some t-shirts!!!!!!

http://www.cafepress.com/greatbooksformen.582539775

“da professional womenz ode”

SPECIAL WEDDING EDITION

alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
lzozozlzzolzlzlzlz

SPECIAL EDITION WEDDING CHORUS lzozozozo

i gave it 4 free when i was younger hotter tighter
back in college when i was thirty pounds lighter
can’t hardly wait to butthext yyou in divorce court
and have you fund my favorite buttehxtual sport
gonna buy sexy lingerie with all dat alimonee
fuck & suck alpha cocks as ur beta cock is just 4 pee
tee hee hee teee heee heee l
tee hee hee teee heee heee !
i’m da modern liberated womanz
i buttehxt before and after marriage
and during it too, but not with you
but with the father of da baby in da carriage
lzozozzlozoz

cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats

zlzlzzozozozo

zlzoozozozozo

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/big-mistake/

lozozozozozozz
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RE: Alpha fux Beta Bux poetry
He's got an online store:

http://www.cafepress.com/greatbooksformen.653757686

Where have all the good men gone? And why is my butt sore? lzozozoozozo
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