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Wall victim: Alicia Keys
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06-07-2013 03:17 AM
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RE: Wall victim: Alicia Keys
Surely those legs have been touched up on Photoshop. God damnnn
06-07-2013 03:30 AM
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Seems more of a fat victim than a wall victim. Her face still looks good, and her elephant thighs are a product of childbirth and poor nutrition / exercise, not likely to be due to age.

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06-07-2013 03:30 AM
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(06-07-2013 03:30 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Seems more of a fat victim than a wall victim. Her face still looks good, and her elephant thighs are a product of childbirth and poor nutrition / exercise, not likely to be due to age.

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06-07-2013 03:39 AM
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Yikes. I find fat legs more unattractive than fat arms. They look more permanent.
06-07-2013 03:43 AM
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she keeps on fallin'
06-07-2013 04:31 AM
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Bitch needs to hit the treadmill.
06-07-2013 05:36 AM
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Sitting at a piano doesn't exactly burn the calories.

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06-07-2013 06:26 AM
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J.LO is 43 and she still looks good IMO. It's on how much you want it.
06-07-2013 11:55 AM
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Is there a difference between getting fat and hitting the wall?

If she lost all that weight, I wouldn't consider her a wall victim.
06-07-2013 11:59 AM
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She was always a little on the chubby side, with big hips and no tits! For me, a girls real shape is revealed by her upper arms. If they are floppy, she is not working out and she will join the fat-club in the future. Those knees looks like porridge. But like all western woman say "I have given birth to a child"
06-07-2013 12:02 PM
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(06-07-2013 11:55 AM)Clyde Wrote:  J.LO is 43 and she still looks good IMO. It's on how much you want it.

Yep. Keys is a musician/singer. She can do what she does at any weight (though I hate to see someone so young let herself go). J.Lo is by profession a dancer first, basically an athlete who needed to always be in top shape to do what she does. She never lost that pride in looking and feeling her best. She dropped twins and got back to the gym asap. You're right - Keys doesn't care enough to do the same.

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06-07-2013 01:35 PM
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That bitch has got CANKLES!

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06-07-2013 02:46 PM
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Even at her best, Keys didn't have a great body. She's small-breasted, and has a flat/wide ass. With added weight, those kinds of asses can really get ugly. Her gift is that she's very pretty.

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06-07-2013 03:17 PM
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Are these pics from 2013?

There is still hope, right?

She has been fat before. I remember when she had chest hair too.
06-07-2013 03:23 PM
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I don`t wanna come across as negative...but chest hair doesn`t sound very promissing.
06-07-2013 03:28 PM
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06-07-2013 03:49 PM
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(06-07-2013 03:49 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  [Image: Alicia-Keys-Chest-Hair.jpg]

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(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  also can't look at the face the same again after this

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06-07-2013 04:25 PM
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The supposed "chest hair" thing isn't a bid deal. Any number of women, if you look close enough, probably have that. Some women have really hairy forearms, and depending on the ethnicity, it's very dark. Let's not even talk about the legs, which some women tend to leave unshaved in the winter when they're wearing a lot of slacks and dark stockings/leggings.

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At fist I was thinking, "Oh god, not another wall thread," then I clicked and thought, "Since when did Alicia Keys procreate with an elephant?" Seriously, those legs are FUCKED UP.
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Alicia Keys, waist-down shot from another angle.

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She's on the dreamer bulk.
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Here calves are as big as her thighs should be. Yegh!
06-09-2013 09:57 PM
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Truly shocking - I remember Prince getting all obssessed with her back in the day and she was having none of it - I guess he's not so cut up anymore...

I was in love with a girl a few years back and it never happened - she was very pretty but for a young girl had quite big arms. I imagine at some point The Wall will appear and those big arms may become big everything.

I look forward to that day and running into her again. I want her to feel the shame!
06-09-2013 10:41 PM
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Sorry, I wouldn't fuck her. She's flat out fat and nasty. I like spinners, not elephant calves.

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