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A few hours ago, I saw a man looking down at me from the second floor. The next thing I know, I'm in the living room hollering. My brother asked me what was wrong but I could not explain what happened. In fact, I don't know if I was even in bed when it happened. Maybe I was sleep walking or I jumped out of my bed and didn't realize it. My brother told me a few nights ago he heard someone whisper his name a few times. He thought it was me but found me passed out.

My grandpa used to live in the room my brother now occupies and told us about a dark figure. He used to wake up and find a dark figure in the corner of the room staring at him. He thought it was an omen of his death and he said he was calm. However, he's still alive but in a different city.

Whenever my dad is away, my mum sleeps with her door open because she says something in the dark frightens her. One night, me and my brother were downstairs hanging out when we heard her whimpering loudly. We rush up there and woke her up. She claimed something was holding her chest down and not allowing her to breathe but we chalked it up to sleep paralysis. (And now I don't think I'm going back to sleep tonight.)

When I was a kid, I was walking my dog with the same brother and we saw a woman dressed in a pilgrim outfit walking across the street. We looked at each other then looked back and she disappeared. Hell, we even walked across and there was nowhere she could've hidden.

Anybody else want to share their freaky/paranormal stories?
07-04-2013 05:16 AM
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(07-04-2013 05:16 AM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  Anybody else want to share their freaky/paranormal stories?

Lindy West naked, covered in butter, and coming for you.

/Thread over.
07-04-2013 06:09 AM
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(07-04-2013 06:09 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(07-04-2013 05:16 AM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  Anybody else want to share their freaky/paranormal stories?

Lindy West naked, covered in butter, and coming for you.

/Thread over.

She wouldn't get very far. She'd make it about 10 steps, run out of breath and just start licking the butter off
07-04-2013 06:13 AM
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(07-04-2013 06:13 AM)Architekt Wrote:  
(07-04-2013 06:09 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(07-04-2013 05:16 AM)Edmund Dantes Wrote:  Anybody else want to share their freaky/paranormal stories?

Lindy West naked, covered in butter, and coming for you.

/Thread over.

She wouldn't get very far. She'd make it about 10 steps, run out of breath and just start licking the butter off

Thanks for the laugh fellas. I'm feeling better now.
07-04-2013 06:18 AM
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I get sleep paralysis all the time but I never have any problems breathing when it happens. The worst part is that it feels like it's going on forever and you start wondering if you'll ever wake up. What your mom had sounds terrifying.
07-04-2013 01:42 PM
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This little guy gives me the creeps Troll I heard he haunts your dreams and dark restrooms if you're an asshole on the internet.
07-04-2013 01:43 PM
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This ghost sounds like he's engaging in what's classic troll behaviour and we can compare it to the behaviour of a troll on the forum.

Perhaps he used to be on Earth (posting on the Roosh V Forum).

Then he died (got banned).

And because he couldn't get back to Earth and didn't go to Heaven he got stuck in between (he couldn't get back on the Roosh V Forum so he went over to the Naughty Nomad forum).

He still thinks he's a living being on Earth like in the sixth sense (he posts under his original tag on the Naughty Nomad forum, thinking he'll get rep points like Debauchery or Dash).

I think you should probably point this ghost troll in the direction of the house rules (forum rules).

1) No evil stares at night
2) No sleep induced paralysis
3) No near death experiences or visions
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07-04-2013 02:16 PM
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Sleep induced paralysis sounds like the scariest thing imaginable. Being trapped in your own body and being unable to do anything whatsoever? Fuck that.

If you are going to impose your will on the world, you must have control over what you believe.

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07-04-2013 02:23 PM
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(07-04-2013 02:23 PM)Osiris Wrote:  Sleep induced paralysis sounds like the scariest thing imaginable. Being trapped in your own body and being unable to do anything whatsoever? Fuck that.

I get it regularly, whenever I sleep on my back.
07-04-2013 02:45 PM
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Just relax and remind yourself that all paranormal activity can be rationally explained. What you think is a ghost is probably just a creepy ass dude hiding out in your attic.
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Imagine having the ghost of an IRT trolling your home. If any white women live there he will be watching them in the shower.
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