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I also take phsyllium but seems like your body gets used to it after a while and when you forget to take it you cant go normally again. It takes a while to function normally again. Im surprised no one mentioned oats yet
07-30-2013 07:43 PM
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Not directly related to this thread,

but what are people's thoughts on 'courtesy flushes' i..e at work to minimize the destruction you've caused in a bathroom (say for same sex bathrooms)

yay or nay?
07-30-2013 09:02 PM
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I eat my own poop with a stick. TOP THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
07-30-2013 09:13 PM
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(07-30-2013 09:02 PM)bigxxx Wrote:  Not directly related to this thread,

but what are people's thoughts on 'courtesy flushes' i..e at work to minimize the destruction you've caused in a bathroom (say for same sex bathrooms)

yay or nay?

My friend installed a "fart fan" (as he calls it) behind the crapper that vents to outside. He swears by it.

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(07-30-2013 09:02 PM)bigxxx Wrote:  Not directly related to this thread,

but what are people's thoughts on 'courtesy flushes' i..e at work to minimize the destruction you've caused in a bathroom (say for same sex bathrooms)

yay or nay?

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One thing that might help oddly enough is starch. I had much nicer shits after adding about 1 lb or rice or potatoes every few days. Low carb was very small hard shits which were hard to pass. With starch the shits tend to be larger, easier to pass and more tube shaped.
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Doing it after my morning runs works very good because of the shaking while jogging things go down naturally though right timing with eating is necessary.

I do have a squat toilet it´s quite sportive doing the shit.

Ah and: TOP THAT MOFO!
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Psyllium and magnesium each morning works best.
08-03-2013 04:13 AM
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I hate pissing indoors! I rarely do it.

I only piss outdoors.

Fresh air and sunshine on the penis is very healthy.
08-05-2013 03:57 PM
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(08-05-2013 03:57 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  I hate pissing indoors! I rarely do it.

I only piss outdoors.

Fresh air and sunshine on the penis is very healthy.

Lol what? Gio, need more explanation on this.
08-05-2013 05:50 PM
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(08-05-2013 03:57 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  I hate pissing indoors! I rarely do it.

I only piss outdoors.

Fresh air and sunshine on the penis is very healthy.

Me too, and I strategically piss around my yard to keep animals away from certain areas. For example, I have an old shed with no door. I don't want to find a raccoon family in there so I piss right out front so they know it's off limits. Never gone in there and been surprised in 8 years, it must work. Also works if you want to keep animals away from your vegetable garden. Totally serious.
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(08-05-2013 05:50 PM)TheSlayer Wrote:  Lol what? Gio, need more explanation on this.

I almost always go outside to urinate. At home or work, I will go outside and piss in the bushes. When out in public, I will look for a secluded spot to go. I know all the parks around town.

I always piss into nature, never onto cement.

(08-05-2013 11:36 PM)LowerCaseG Wrote:  I strategically piss around my yard to keep animals away from certain areas. For example, I have an old shed with no door. I don't want to find a raccoon family in there so I piss right out front so they know it's off limits. Never gone in there and been surprised in 8 years, it must work. Also works if you want to keep animals away from your vegetable garden. Totally serious.

Yes, of course, animals react to piss. The men in my family have always pissed around the perimeter of our yard to keep animals out.

We have been pissing outside for millions of years. My cock craves fresh air.


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(08-06-2013 12:40 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  My cock craves fresh air.

Got a name for your blog: Free Range Cock
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I'm bumping this thread to add my endorsement for the bidet I just installed.

After traveling to Japan, coming home to dry wiping with toilet paper was just not an option anymore. But idiotically I thought my only option would be to invest in some sort of high tech $300 toilet seat, and I don't have any electrical outlets close enough to my toilet to power the damn thing.

It's absolutely not the case. The one I got is simply powered by water pressure and took all of 5 minutes to install. I really can't believe I didn't get one of these sooner.

Edit: I got this one: Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment CB-1000

Between that and a platform to shit in squatting position, I feel like a new man afterwards. It makes taking a shit anywhere else feel downright barbaric and antiquated.

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When this winter trip wraps up I was thinking of installing the "thai bum gun".

I had only use japanese bidet once about three years ago.

What are pros & cons between the Bidet verses the "bum gun"?

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02-18-2017 10:16 AM
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I believe Veloce once said something like "the three great manly pleasures in life are: having good sex, eating a good meal, and taking a good shit." He knows his stuff.

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Metamucil is a game changer.
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