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RE: My Cheapo Goodwill Shirt With A Weird Slogan Is Getting Me Numbers
Love these!

/agree w MikeCF. T-shirt game gets harder to pull off the older you get.

These shirts got played out nearly 8 years ago, but this one had girls initiating me all all night;

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08-16-2013 06:05 PM
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RE: My Cheapo Goodwill Shirt With A Weird Slogan Is Getting Me Numbers
I gotta wear a big boy collar. Any type of novelty shirt makes me look like I'm 16.

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08-16-2013 06:11 PM
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(08-16-2013 06:11 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  I gotta wear a big boy collar. Any type of novelty shirt makes me look like I'm 16.

That's great if you want the barely legal girls.

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08-16-2013 09:24 PM
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(08-16-2013 09:24 PM)Samseau Wrote:  
(08-16-2013 06:11 PM)EisenBarde Wrote:  I gotta wear a big boy collar. Any type of novelty shirt makes me look like I'm 16.

That's great if you want the barely legal girls.

I wasn't pulling when I was 16, responsible adult game does well for some people. I think more girls around that age want to feel like they're 26 rather than 16.

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08-16-2013 09:42 PM
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The way to use T-shirts to get younger chicks is very simple:

Always wear v-neck.

Crew-necks are okay once in a while, especially if you've got a provocative slogan, but you can't make peacocking a corner stone of your game. You can use it once every few months or so, but the bedrock of T-shirt game is the v-neck.

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Forget the price tag or brand. If a shirt looks good on you, wear it. Some of my favourite 'go-to' t-shirts are also the cheapest items in my closet
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(08-15-2013 12:51 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I wonder how much mileage this one would get us:


chicks will just think you are a fan of hangover 2
08-18-2013 04:24 AM
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Shirts with stupid sayings are cool if you're in college... but when you're no longer in high school or early 20's you'll get way more milage out of ACTUALLY dressing well and having style
08-18-2013 08:21 PM
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I usually wear this to house parties and people always come up to me asking "What does this mean". Angel

I have had many bangs with this shirt. I call it my bang shirt.

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08-24-2013 04:35 PM
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(08-16-2013 05:36 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'm starting to think I really should have had these printed:

Oh shit this is really going to get me some attention (I'm brown). Will submit a report on this soon.
08-25-2013 02:06 AM
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Have gotten some play with this, including a broad shouting across the bar asking if I had one.

[Image: hummer-shirt.jpg]

Mine is orange.

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(08-26-2013 01:17 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Have gotten some play with this, including a broad shouting across the bar asking if I had one.

[Image: hummer-shirt.jpg]

Mine is orange.

My Dad was driving me around in a Hummer when I was a kid, and he drove though Hampton Beach during the day.

Some sexy blonde shouts out to him, "Nice hummer." Without missing a beat my father yells back, "I bet you give a nice hummer too!" And all of the blondes friends started going "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH" while the blonde had the look on her face of pure shock and sexual excitement.

Hummer is definitely a vehicle that can get a man laid.

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RE: My Cheapo Goodwill Shirt With A Weird Slogan Is Getting Me Numbers
(08-16-2013 05:04 PM)MrXY Wrote:  The idea that American blacks invented game or understand women better-which I keep hearing repeated- is ludicrous.

Read Ovid, or Shakespeare, or Casanova, or Mencken or a book called "Modern Woman and How to Manage Her written in 1910, or The Way of a Man with a Maid, 1908 or other old pornographic novels.

I was thinking about doing a post on this. Ars Amatoria is basically the original game guide. Ovid wrote that in 2 A.D. Books 1-2 are game, book 3 is girl game - how to wear makeup, fake orgasms, etc.

http://www.poetryintranslation.com/PITBR...oveBkI.htm

Literally starts out with a day game guide, a data sheet with *specific spots*:

"Don’t miss the Portico that takes its name
from Livia its creator, full of old masters:
or where the daring Danaids prepare to murder their poor husbands,
and their fierce father stands, with out-stretched sword.."

....

"But hunt for them, especially, at the tiered theatre:
that place is the most fruitful for your needs.
There you’ll find one to love, or one you can play with,
one to be with just once, or one you might wish to keep."

Relationship vs. one night stand girls..



Greek kamaki present game?

"Bring her your flattering words and play the lover:
and, whoever you are, add a humble prayer.
Achilles was moved by prayer to grant Hector’s body to Priam:
a god’s anger’s deflected by the voice of prayer.
Make promises: what harm can a promise do?
Anyone can be rich in promises.
Hope lasts, if she’s once believed in,
a useful, though deceptive, goddess.
If you’ve given, you can quite reasonably be forgotten:
she carried it off, and now she’s nothing to lose."

Master the subtle-brag:

"What’s harder than stone, softer than water?
Yet soft water carves the hardest stone."

Look smooth:

"Neatness pleases, a body tanned from exercise:
a well fitting and spotless toga’s good:
no stiff shoe-thongs, your buckles free of rust,
no sloppy feet for you, swimming in loose hide:
don’t mar your neat hair with an evil haircut:
let an expert hand trim your head and beard."

Direct game:

"Ah! The youth has too much faith in his own beauty,
if he waits until she asks him first.
The man must approach first: speak the words of entreaty:
she courteously receives his flattering prayers.
To win her, ask her: she only wants to be asked:
give her the cause and the beginning of your longing."

Commenting on the multi-faceted nature of the game:

"One mode won’t suit you for every age-group:
the older hinds spot a trap from further off.
If the simple find you cunning, and the modest crude,
the poor things will straightaway mistrust themselves.
So it happens that she who fears to trust an honest man,
falls to the embrace of some low rascal."

Push-pull:

"When you’ve more confidence that you’ll be missed,
when your absence far away will cause her worry,
give her a rest: the fields when rested repay the loan,
and parched earth drinks the heavenly rain.
...
But brief delays are best: fondness fades with time,
love vanishes with absence, and new love appears."

Harem management:

"Indulge, but secretly veil your sins, with restraint:
it’s no glory to you to be seeking out wrongdoing.
Don’t give gifts another girl could spot,
or have set times for your assignations.
And lest a girl catch you out in your favourite haunts
don’t meet all of them in one place.
And always look closely at your wax tablets, whenever you write:
lest much more is read there than you sent."
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(08-26-2013 09:57 AM)portofmanteau Wrote:  Ars Amatoria is basically the original game guide. Ovid wrote that in 2 A.D.

A game guide written during the time of Jesus!

I knew this stuff went all the way back. I'm sure even the cavemen tried to discover better ways to get laid.
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Quote:And always look closely at your wax tablets, whenever you write:
lest much more is read there than you sent."

Text game advice from 2000 years ago, what a great man.
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I've 3 shirts that are guaranteed conversation starters in north america, tho I brought one of them to thailand and a russian girl opened me using it so at least one is bigger than North America

[Image: 26f254a32e7f710efae63e685e176bb6.jpg]

Everybody knows Bob Ross, instant open


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I just thought it was kinda funny but without fail it gives me a chance to continue a conversation with a girl as they always ask about it, its just hit or miss as to the girl whose asking, mostly hipster and girls who fancy themselves brainy types so sometimes the next step is too tedious to bother or I just crash and burn as the hipster just isn't my niche

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this is the one the Russian girl opened me with, hot yoga girls prod me on it all the time, I've been invited to at least a dozen yoga classes so they can prove how hard it is to me because of this shirt. This shirts led to more openings that led to numbers than the other 2 combined.

[Image: Religion_tshirt_blue_large.jpg?937]

I saw this one on Richard Dawkins website haven't gotten it yet, pics small but it says Religion together we can find the cure... feels like a conversation starter in the making.
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