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(08-27-2013 09:24 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:  Once again, The Onion knocks it out of the park...

Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning
By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.Com

http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-...was,33632/

"...as managing editor of CNN.com, I want our readers to know this: All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs. The more eyeballs on our content, the more cash we can ask for. Period. And if we’re able to get more eyeballs, that means I’ve done my job, which gets me congratulations from my bosses, which encourages me to put up even more stupid bullshit on the homepage."

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(08-27-2013 11:43 AM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  
(08-27-2013 09:24 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:  Once again, The Onion knocks it out of the park...

Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning
By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.Com

http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-...was,33632/

"...as managing editor of CNN.com, I want our readers to know this: All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs. The more eyeballs on our content, the more cash we can ask for. Period. And if we’re able to get more eyeballs, that means I’ve done my job, which gets me congratulations from my bosses, which encourages me to put up even more stupid bullshit on the homepage."

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100 posts! She's hired a team of publicists-- for free!

That's the wild thing about clever media manipulation-- everyone protests and complains about whoever they hate-- Miley, Obama, etc-- but by discussing them we are submitting to the dictated terms of the debate, and are inadvertently working for them.

Are we talking about some great jazz musician who really deserves attention? No. Instead it's "Miley's a slut!". Are we talking about some microlender that's mkaing things better for some poor village in the Andes? No, it's "Obama the secret Muslim."

It keeps our minds in their cages.

We keep things the way they are by accepting the subjects we are encouraged to focus on.

THe overriding reality is the oldest one-- "There's no such thing as bad publicity."

She comes off like a full-on dyke except for the nice figure. I used to think she was very attractive, now she talks in a gravelly voice and has very masculine, pugnacious body language. I mean, it's like she's trying to be attractive to men but I think she really doesn't like them too much, so it comes off as try-hard.
I think that's what bothers male observers so much- her grinding etc is superficially "sexy"; but is in actuality hostile aggression.

I hate having sex with this type of girl ( the personality, not the looks)-- they're noisy and active, but there's no warmth, no compassion, no nurturing.
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Miley Cyrus has just finished burying Hannah Montana

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(08-27-2013 02:04 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  It's certainly a good point: her awful sexual performance is even more offensive because she is ugly (no ass, ugly clothing, skrillex, etc.). When a pretty girl like Alizee does the same, we think that she is amazing. She is congruent with the ideal of beauty, and Miley is not. Thus, we are inclined to like Alizee.

However, we also need to take into account that Alizee is the famous singer who got married at 19 to a man significantly less famous and rich than her and has never been known for any sort of scandals. Her appearance on stage is not made to flaunt sexuality, but rather use it with restraint. The world also likes Alizee because her example of a peaceful family that donates to the poor is naturally appealing. If Alizee were to be caught slutting it up and engaging in massive hamsterizations tomorrow while keeping her great looks, it would make her much less alluring.

I therefore suggest that Alizee's appeal is not just due to her beauty; it is due to her beauty and chastity. There are pretty girls everywhere you look, but finding just one of them who also possesses sexual restraint would be quite a feat. For that reason, it would be a serious mistake to think that the revulsion Miley instinctively inspires in people is just a product of her ugliness.

Beauty might be skin-deep, but ugliness is deeper than skin.

More generally, Alizee was not vulgar-- at least, not by common, reasonable secular standards. Alizee was not a particularly talented dancer, so her choreography was tastefully limited to emphasize a few sexy moves she was good at. Her performances were sensual and feminine, but simple. I haven't bothered to watch the Cyrus video but from the gifs I've "seen, simple, sensual, and feminine" aren't even close. Meanwhile: tasteless, crass, tawdry, ostentatious, flamboyant, overdone, showy, gaudy, garish... those seem apt.
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(08-27-2013 11:55 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  She comes off like a full-on dyke except for the nice figure.
(08-27-2013 11:55 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  a full-on dyke except for the nice figure.
(08-27-2013 11:55 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  except for the nice figure.

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(08-27-2013 12:11 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  (Rotten cherry picked shot of fat bulge of MC's ass)
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Is there ANYONE that doesn't have a bad angle?

I think she's unattractive because of her harsh dyky demeanor, but her basic structure is good if you like skinny, young looking girls.

Many guys like "big booty" chicks with massively more fat on them than that.

And a grotesquely tight latex body suit sort of distorts a figure.

What bothers me is we're discussing her-- her song[s] suck-- instead of some genius jazz musician.

I saw Arthur Rhames, a black jazz musician from NY up close in a tiny club in the Hudson Valley before he died of AIDS in the 80s. Hardly anyone has heard of him. By the way, he was gay and poor, not popular subjects here.

After melting the light bulbs on sax playing like Coltrane, he sat down at the piano player's piano and burned the poor guy to death blowing like McCoy Tyner. I sat there for 2-3 hours watching a genius burn from 4-10 feet away.

Why are we wasting our time on a burlesque show? Because she's quite wealthy? Is that what makes it interesting? Strippers better looking than her dance all over the country-- why is she interesting and they are not? Is it our fascination with wealth and power?
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I agree, that shot aside, she's got a tight body. Which she works hard to keep, so I'll give her some respect for that.

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(08-27-2013 12:02 PM)Blaster Wrote:  More generally, Alizee was not vulgar-- at least, not by common, reasonable secular standards.

Good point. Alizee made sexuality hot, while Miley made her sexuality boring.

I remember Roosh in Bang Ukraine talking about dragging the girls around like blow-up dolls, and how it wasn't any fun. But he said once you hit the bedroom (and afterwards) they come alive.

I've been with girls (all American) who dress scantily and do 'dirty dancing' in public, but in the bedroom it's like they are blowup dolls. I think all of us on RVF have experienced this and recognize this progression with Miley.



The adults who love Miley but don't profit from her should do an intervention to get her out of the spotlight - and hopefully preserve some of the youth men find so appealing.


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Once again......like Lady GaGA, there is NOTHING remotely attractive about Miley Cyrus and only a man trapped in the Anglosphere who hasn't traveled much could possibly find anything about her attractive.

That any man like her is really a sign of how far standards have fallen and how desperate men in the Anglosphere have become.

She has no face
She has no body
She has no talent

Therefore, what in the world is it that you find attractive ???

that she is skinny, white, has a vagina and plays the slut ????

Is this how far the Western man has fallen ......
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(08-27-2013 12:01 PM)Sombro Wrote:  Miley Cyrus has just finished burying Hannah Montana

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I used to love her like a man surfacing from water loves air. I couldn't even tell you why. Something about her just screams sex to me
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(08-27-2013 04:08 PM)calihunter Wrote:  http://mileycyrustwerkingonreality.tumblr.com/

THERE we go. Use her ass for an educational purpose. Great idea.
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(08-27-2013 01:12 PM)Nolecbo Wrote:  I remember Roosh in Bang Ukraine talking about dragging the girls around like blow-up dolls, and how it wasn't any fun. But he said once you hit the bedroom (and afterwards) they come alive.

I've been with girls (all American) who dress scantily and do 'dirty dancing' in public, but in the bedroom it's like they are blowup dolls. I think all of us on RVF have experienced this and recognize this progression with Miley.

First thing I thought when I saw this was "man she would fucking suck in bed"

The women who will be best in bed always have this sensual fluidity about them that translates well to the bedroom. Every movement hints at great sex, whereas miley is like an open, boring, book.
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Some of these memes and GIFS are hilarious. You guys crack me up.

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she's got "white girl booty"

all legs and back......
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Her body's not bad; she's an average skinny white chick.
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The problem was her horrendous choice of outfit. I get that she was trying to pull of the look of the girls in the Blurred Lines video but man was that execution poor. That's the difference between an amateur and a pro. She would have been fine if she'd just gone with the nude g string in the video - her ass is about on par with the chick from the video.
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I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say an exec nixed the idea of the g-string but in that case someone from her camp should have told her how horrendous that outfit was on her.
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Cyrus figures she hasn't had enough attention this week and continues her quest to the bottom.

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Lordy, you guys are bringing the fire.

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