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Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
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Quote:I'm going to keep this pretty spoiler free and just speak in generalities. I thought it was a pretty decent movie, nothing great, but enjoyable enough. But, many women in theater HATED it; two women in front of me even walked out. I heard many women say how bad it was to the polling person at the exit. My fiance hated all the nudity, the Scarlett Johannson character, and the porn. (She had only seen a trailer once before going to the screening). She hated it so much that she bitched the entire ride home about it.

Any movie that pisses off woman this much has to be good.

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09-18-2013 03:47 PM
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Quote:it involves lots of porn without showing any actual sex

Wtf

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From the previews it appears to be about a player that decides to pedestalize Scarlett Johansson and drop out of the game.

Not sure how popular that'll be here.

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09-18-2013 04:34 PM
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I think most of us want to find "the one" that is above all the other girls we've been with so far. I also don't care if there is nudity in this movie or not seeing as no movie screen porn is going to be better than the real thing. I watch movies to be entertained and hope for an intelligent plot.

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09-18-2013 04:54 PM
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RE: Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
I suggest the following x-rated features instead:

Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
Natural Born Drillers
The Joy Suck Club
Romancing the Bone
Terms of Enrearment
09-18-2013 07:54 PM
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RE: Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
(09-18-2013 04:54 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  I think most of us want to find "the one" that is above all the other girls we've been with so far.

If the game has taught me anything it's that the more girls I'm experiencing, the less I honestly believe there really will be "the one". It's all the same shit in different color packaging is how I'm starting to see it.
09-18-2013 09:36 PM
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(09-18-2013 03:47 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  Don Juan

Quote:I'm going to keep this pretty spoiler free and just speak in generalities. I thought it was a pretty decent movie, nothing great, but enjoyable enough. But, many women in theater HATED it; two women in front of me even walked out. I heard many women say how bad it was to the polling person at the exit. My fiance hated all the nudity, the Scarlett Johannson character, and the porn. (She had only seen a trailer once before going to the screening). She hated it so much that she bitched the entire ride home about it.

Any movie that pisses off woman this much has to be good.

Somehow, I bet all these sluts had no problem with Magic Mike.
09-18-2013 09:41 PM
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(09-18-2013 04:34 PM)BLarsen Wrote:  From the previews it appears to be about a player that decides to pedestalize Scarlett Johansson and drop out of the game.

Not sure how popular that'll be here.

Truth. All these major Hollywood movies have to deliver an ending that will please the masses. Who wants to see a movie that elevates the hunt for fresh snatch over finding your soulmate? To the typical beta, that message would be depressing, and no girl will be dragged into seeing something that recommends for her man to toss out like yesterdays stinking garbage (I mean, unless the movie has shirtless vampires and other supernatural creatures). For the studios, this means that they can have an alpha character unrepentingly racking up notches in the early and middle parts, but the last 1/3 typically will be reeking of beta. The movie's tone will dramatically shift as suddenly shit gets serious when he finds that special girl and wants to be with only her. Think Wedding Crashers.

The only movie that I can remember that didn't have the main character who's a major player reform at the end was Solitary Man. And that was no blockbuster. Am I missing any?
09-18-2013 10:50 PM
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The movie doesn't sound so much red-pill, so I don't understand why women were pissed off by it. In my experience, it is realistic, no-bullshit-happy-ending movies like Vicky Cristina Barcelona that enrage their hamster (or stun it into shell-shocked silence).

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09-19-2013 08:31 AM
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(09-19-2013 08:31 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  The movie doesn't sound so much red-pill, so I don't understand why women were pissed off by it. In my experience, it is realistic, no-bullshit-happy-ending movies like Vicky Cristina Barcelona that enrage their hamster (or stun it into shell-shocked silence).

It's pretty much on American films that have "a happy ending" as a prerequisite. There have been lots of examples of directors wanting a darker ending, but test scores were negative so they had to re-do the ending to make it happy. I don't know why that is, but it seems horrendously stupid to dislike a film just because the ending wasn't like a Disney film.

Probably the women, after all, they are just overgrown children a lot of the time.

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(09-18-2013 07:54 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  I suggest the following x-rated features instead:

Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
Natural Born Drillers
The Joy Suck Club
Romancing the Bone
Terms of Enrearment

lol

good list but u forgot "Saving Ryan's Privates"

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Lol. When I saw this thread title I knew which movie you were talking about before clicking.. Don't really like the lead actor but its probably next on my list for mainstream movies
09-19-2013 01:37 PM
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RE: Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
(09-19-2013 10:20 AM)Akula Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 07:54 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  I suggest the following x-rated features instead:

Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
Natural Born Drillers
The Joy Suck Club
Romancing the Bone
Terms of Enrearment

lol

good list but u forgot "Saving Ryan's Privates"

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
The Sperminator
Hand-Cock
Missionary Impossible
Cumming to America
The Chronicles of RidingDick
The Fist and the Furious
XXX Men
09-19-2013 06:30 PM
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(09-19-2013 06:30 PM)kdolo Wrote:  
(09-19-2013 10:20 AM)Akula Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 07:54 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  I suggest the following x-rated features instead:

Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
Natural Born Drillers
The Joy Suck Club
Romancing the Bone
Terms of Enrearment

lol

good list but u forgot "Saving Ryan's Privates"

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
The Sperminator
Hand-Cock
Missionary Impossible
Cumming to America
The Chronicles of RidingDick
The Fist and the Furious
XXX Men
Haha. Here's a few more.

Beverly Hills Cocks I, II, III
Bright Lights Big Titties
Schindler's Fist
Forrest Hump
Romancing the Bone
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

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I used to drive to work through WeHo and there was a gay porn theatre there called the TomKat. The movie name on the marquee that made me laugh the most was ... Dawson's Crack.
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Ill save my money for Around The World In 80 Girls.
09-20-2013 12:53 AM
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RE: Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
Unless "Don Juan" is started by El mech..

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(09-20-2013 12:44 AM)HeyPete Wrote:  
(09-19-2013 06:30 PM)kdolo Wrote:  
(09-19-2013 10:20 AM)Akula Wrote:  
(09-18-2013 07:54 PM)JimNortonFan Wrote:  I suggest the following x-rated features instead:

Forrest Hump
Pulp Friction
Natural Born Drillers
The Joy Suck Club
Romancing the Bone
Terms of Enrearment

lol

good list but u forgot "Saving Ryan's Privates"

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
The Sperminator
Hand-Cock
Missionary Impossible
Cumming to America
The Chronicles of RidingDick
The Fist and the Furious
XXX Men
Haha. Here's a few more.

Beverly Hills Cocks I, II, III
Bright Lights Big Titties
Schindler's Fist
Forrest Hump
Romancing the Bone
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

I used to work in a video store in college. There are dozens, but most are dumb.

I used to drive to work through WeHo and there was a gay porn theatre there called the TomKat. The movie name on the marquee that made me laugh the most was ... Dawson's Crack.

Couple more:

Blown on the 4th of July
Edward Penishands

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RE: Looks like a movie is coming out that we will all enjoy
I saw Don Jon and it was good in that there are a lot of laughs, but that's about it. The main idea isn't exactly ground-breaking - guys have unrealistic expectations about relationships in one way, and girls have unrealistic expectations in this other way - but the movie exaggerated it both ways a lot, and then the end was a bit of a fairy tale in itself.

It's very funny, but don't expect much more than that.
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(09-29-2013 02:58 PM)MattW Wrote:  I saw Don Jon and it was good in that there are a lot of laughs, but that's about it. The main idea isn't exactly ground-breaking - guys have unrealistic expectations about relationships in one way, and girls have unrealistic expectations in this other way - but the movie exaggerated it both ways a lot, and then the end was a bit of a fairy tale in itself.

It's very funny, but don't expect much more than that.

The real question is any Scar Jo nudity?
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A bit of side-boob is all. You get more from her leaked phone pictures.
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I saw the movie today. I liked it, had some good laughs. However, I am getting sick and tired of Julianne Moore being pushed on us by Hollywood. She is like an older equally annoying Emma Stone.

side note - save your hard earned cash and rent it in a few months.
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I saw it and didn't care for it too much, left before it ended. I'm not a fan of the lead actor but I should have read more thoroughly what it was about before seeing it. I thought it was about PUA and just a random 30 year old cat with the porn addiction theme on the side. It was really about Levine (?) with an annoying fake Italian-American accent/persona, his addiction to internet porn (silly porn cuts), and the weird relationship budding with him and the older woman before I left.
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