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Weird Japanese Shit Thread
Every once in a while someone posts some weird thing about Japanese culture.

Here's a thread to keep it all in one place.

Let's start with the burger mask:


11-06-2013 08:02 PM
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11-06-2013 08:16 PM
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I almost forgot the fart scrolls.

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Japanese girls licking doorknobs is popular of late.

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I bet there's a weird American shit thread on the Japanese rvf.
11-06-2013 11:05 PM
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Is tentacle rape allowed in this thread?

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11-06-2013 11:06 PM
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Don't get me wrong, Japan is an interesting place, but I feel it's also one of the most over-hyped countries on the planet.

Most of these weird stories are about cherry picked fringe nutjobs that barely apply to the general populace.

The average Japanese person is nowhere near as interesting, bizarre or exotic in real life as they're depicted in the media. Of course there's quite a bit of interesting shit here, and it is a fun place to live, but based on Western media, you'd be forgiven for thinking this country were a parallel universe and its people some inscrutiable alien race of subway-gropbing, lolicon tentacle rapists. Actually, Japan is quite a tame and dull place compared to China (not to mention what I've heard about India!). Furthermore, I consider Osaka must be distroyed, it's men put to the sword, it's women and children sold into slavery. Just sayin.

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Quote:Don't get me wrong, Japan is an interesting place, but I feel it's also one of the most overhyped places on the planet.

I've been to like 20 countries and Japan, by far, was my favorite trip ever. But I'm friends with one of the most famous musicians in Japan and I went with him, so I may be biased a little due to the VIP treatment. Also I happened to arrive during Hanami, which is the 2 week period when the cherry blossoms bloom and everyone takes off work and gets shitfaced in public parks, that definitely had something to do with it.

On to the weird shit, I can't believe no one has mentioned eel porn; it's a sub-genre of porn in which women and I guess men sometimes insert eels into various orifices <shiver> one of the most disturbing pieces of cinematography I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I'm not even going to link to it but you can find it on google under "genki genki" or "unagi porn".

The Japanese also have a strange fascination with making animals do human activities. There is a really popular show called "Pankun" which roughly translates as "Genius Monkey". The show is actually quite amusing. You can find tons of episodes on YouTube.




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(11-07-2013 12:40 AM)Farmageddon Wrote:  
Quote:Don't get me wrong, Japan is an interesting place, but I feel it's also one of the most overhyped places on the planet.

I've been to like 20 countries and Japan, by far, was my favorite trip ever. But I'm friends with one of the most famous musicians in Japan and I went with him, so I may be biased a little due to the VIP treatment. Also I happened to arrive during Hanami, which is the 2 week period when the cherry blossoms bloom and everyone takes off work and gets shitfaced in public parks, that definitely had something to do with it.

On to the weird shit, I can't believe no one has mentioned eel porn; it's a sub-genre of porn in which women and I guess men sometimes insert eels into various orifices <shiver> one of the most disturbing pieces of cinematography I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I'm not even going to link to it but you can find it on google under "genki genki" or "unagi porn".

The Japanese also have a strange fascination with making animals do human activities. There is a really popular show called "Pankun" which roughly translates as "Genius Monkey". The show is actually quite amusing. You can find tons of episodes on YouTube.




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(11-06-2013 11:57 PM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  Don't get me wrong, Japan is an interesting place, but I feel it's also one of the most over-hyped countries on the planet.

Most of these weird stories are about cherry picked fringe nutjobs that barely apply to the general populace.

The average Japanese person is nowhere near as interesting, bizarre or exotic in real life as they're depicted in the media. Of course there's quite a bit of interesting shit here, and it is a fun place to live, but based on Western media, you'd be forgiven for thinking this country were a parallel universe and its people some inscrutiable alien race of subway-gropbing, lolicon tentacle rapists. Actually, Japan is quite a tame and dull place compared to China (not to mention what I've heard about India!). Furthermore, I consider Osaka must be distroyed, it's men put to the sword, it's women and children sold into slavery. Just sayin.


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Craziest thing I ever saw from Japan was "funnel girl". If you've ever seen your share of gross-out videos you know what I'm talking about. I won't even post the link. Google it if you dare. I recommend you not.
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No one has mentioned Human Tetris yet?

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(11-06-2013 11:57 PM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  Furthermore, I consider Osaka must be distroyed, it's men put to the sword, it's women and children sold into slavery. Just sayin.
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No weird japanese shit thread is complete without Giga Pudi:



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There's really weird genres in Japanese porn.

One of them is frozen in time porn. Links are below, both are NSFW.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3489599/hot_...llers_cock

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Another one is ear cleaning. Found out about this through a friend that went to Japan. There's places in Japan where men can go and have their ears cleaned by women for arousal.

http://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/201...-fetishes/

Lastly, they have cafes known as maid cafes or master cafes. The women are dressed up in maid uniforms and treat you as their master.

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I always get a good ear cleaning from J-girls. They love it just as much as I do.
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This doesn't even seem that weird compared to the rest of the thread:

rent a friend, or rent a pet in Japan through the company "I want to Cheer Up Limited"

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In Japan, now back in recession, the economic situation has taken a sharp turn for the worse in recent months. But the Japanese still like to use their money to have fun, as Duncan Bartlett has been finding out.


Japan's cat cafes lay on luxury accommodation for their felines

In pictures
Lola - or Rora - to give her a slightly more Japanese pronunciation - is a beauty and she knows it.
Customers pay by the hour for her company. Usually they just want to stroke her, but as a special treat for favoured clients, she will lie back in a chair, close her eyes and pose for photographs.
Lola is a Persian cat who works at the Ja La La Cafe in Tokyo's bustling Akihabara district. It is one of a growing number of Cat Cafes in the city which provide visitors with short but intimate encounters with professional pets.
When I called, there were 12 felines and seven customers, mostly single men.
One man, in his early 30s, was attempting to bond with an Oriental Longhair by means of a rubber mouse.
Yutsuke, who speaks with a lisp, is normally rather shy with people. He longs for a cat of his own but frequent business trips make that difficult. Besides, he lives alone, so the Ja La La is his solution to the problem.
The right pet
It costs about £8 ($10) an hour to spend time in a Cat Cafe.
Tsu-chan, a rental dog out for a walk in Tokyo (Photo: Alfie Goodrich)
Busy lives mean some people prefer to hire a dog
If felines do not appeal, other establishments will rent you a rabbit, a ferret or even a beetle.
There are more than 150 companies in Tokyo which are licensed to hire out animals of various kinds and although beetles may be cheap, dogs are much more popular.
First you pay a deposit and a hire fee. Then you are issued with a leash, some tissues and a plastic bag and given some advice on how to handle your new friend.
Kaori is a pretty waitress who regularly spends her Sunday afternoons with a Labrador. They go for a walk in the park if the weather is fine, or if it is wet they just snuggle up in front of the TV in her apartment.
"When I look into his eyes, I think he's my dog," Kaori told me. "But when I take him back to the shop, he runs away from me and starts wagging his tail when he sees the next customer. That's when I know he's only a rental dog."
Every need considered
Of course, it is not only animals whose loyalties can be decided by money, as people who work in Japan's vast entertainment business will testify.
A man helps a child with her homework (Photo: Alfie Goodrich)
Some single women hire men to help with their children's homework
The industry offers an enormous variety of opportunities to exchange money for company.
Very popular at the moment is the Campus Cafe, where men go to socialise with female university students. It is cheaper than the upscale hostess clubs in which businessmen and politicians drink whisky with women in kimonos, although that is a business which is in crisis because of the recession.
Only a small proportion of the trade involves sex. Most hostesses are flatterers not prostitutes and customers come to find comfort in their words, not in their arms.
One specialist agency is known as Hagemashi Tai, which translates as I Want To Cheer Up Limited. It rents relatives.
Actors are despatched to play the part of distant relations at weddings and funerals. For an extra fee, they will even give a speech.
But the firm's services do not stop there. It can also provide temporary husbands to single mothers who want them.
The website says the "dad" will help the children with their homework. He will sort out problems with the neighbours.
He will take the kids to a barbeque or to a park. He could also appear at the daunting interview with a nursery school head teacher which parents are required to endure in order to persuade the principal to give their child a good start in life.
Cry for help
There is a service for women who are about to wed too. Apparently, they can practise for married life with a hired husband, although whether this involves seduction or sock washing is not exactly clear.
Map of Japan showing the capital Tokyo
And if things are not working out with a real husband, a woman considering a divorce may choose to hire a "mother" in order to discuss her marital anxieties.
Mr M O from Shizuoka near Mount Fuji called upon the services of I Want To Cheer Up Ltd because he needed a father.
Mr M O has been blind since birth and had a number of concerns that he felt he could not speak to others about.
"I kept it all inside and couldn't deal with the criticisms that had been directed at me by my parents and teachers," he testified.
After some discussion, the company sent an older man to have dinner with him. "Usually I can't open up when I meet someone for the first time but on that occasion, I felt I was really talking with a normal father. I'll use the service again," he said.
Loneliness is a problem faced by many people on these crowded islands. But the Japanese are prone to believe that, in the right circumstances, money can turn a stranger into a friend... at least for a couple of hours.
From Our Own Correspondent was broadcast on Saturday, 10 January, 2009 at 1130 GMT on BBC Radio 4. Please check the programme schedules for World Service transmission times.

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Can you buy the Rapeman series online?
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(11-19-2013 06:23 AM)houston Wrote:  Can you buy the Rapeman series online?

I doubt it. It's pretty old. But someone put up two full episodes here:

http://www.hentai.to/video/583/the-rapeman-1-2-engsub
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