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Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 09:04 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 07:04 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 06:21 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

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And why is your penis a mere ship when mine is a rocket ? Banana

Well you see, a ship doesn't explode at the first sign of excitement... it has endurance!

Rockets don't need endurance...by the time your ship merely starts rocking on gentle waves my rocket has already hit triple O
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Besides how well does a ship fill a hole with all the masts and irregular form? Is just painful to imagine Confused

I don't think anyone is impressed by your prematurely exploding rocket, much less the disappointed female onlooker who was expecting the bang closer to its target, and can only look in dismay at your failed launch.

As for the size of my junk, yes, I agree it is rather large and ungainly, and often as I sail into harbour between two piers it is quite a stretch to fit my massive junk into its dock. Often female onlookers will point at my junk and say, "It's so big!" but they are always more than satisfied once my junk is in their port. Somehow it always fits.

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12-18-2013 02:49 PM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 02:49 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 09:04 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 07:04 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 06:21 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

[Image: -HK_CityHall_Seaview_51217_5.png]

And why is your penis a mere ship when mine is a rocket ? Banana

Well you see, a ship doesn't explode at the first sign of excitement... it has endurance!

Rockets don't need endurance...by the time your ship merely starts rocking on gentle waves my rocket has already hit triple O
Kermit


Besides how well does a ship fill a hole with all the masts and irregular form? Is just painful to imagine Confused

I don't think anyone is impressed by your prematurely exploding rocket, much less the disappointed female onlooker who was expecting the bang closer to its target, and can only look in dismay at your failed launch.

As for the size of my junk, yes, I agree it is rather large and ungainly, and often as I sail into harbour between two piers it is quite a stretch to fit my massive junk into its dock. Often female onlookers will point at my junk and say, "It's so big!" but they are always more than satisfied once my junk is in their port. Somehow it always fits.

I am really happy your phantasies are so vivid, man! Dreams are a good consolation for deformed and handicapped people who cannot have real sexual lives. Just don't get carry away and don't try to put a ship or a hedgehog in a real pussy, ok? Good!
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12-19-2013 01:32 AM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-19-2013 01:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  I am really happy your phantasies are so vivid, man! Dreams are a good consolation for deformed and handicapped people who cannot have real sexual lives. Just don't get carry away and don't try to put a ship or a hedgehog in a real pussy, ok? Good!

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Yeah, you're right. I should rather just help you with your rocket. You clearly need some help with aiming the thing!

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-19-2013 06:15 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-19-2013 01:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  I am really happy your phantasies are so vivid, man! Dreams are a good consolation for deformed and handicapped people who cannot have real sexual lives. Just don't get carry away and don't try to put a ship or a hedgehog in a real pussy, ok? Good!

Ohshit

Yeah, you're right. I should rather just help you with your rocket. You clearly need some help with aiming the thing!

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Thank you, but I am aiming just fine, besides I don't allow other men to touch my rocket. If you like to touch rockets of other men or share your ship with men this might not be the forum for you.
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12-19-2013 06:20 AM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-19-2013 06:15 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-19-2013 01:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  I am really happy your phantasies are so vivid, man! Dreams are a good consolation for deformed and handicapped people who cannot have real sexual lives. Just don't get carry away and don't try to put a ship or a hedgehog in a real pussy, ok? Good!

Ohshit

Yeah, you're right. I should rather just help you with your rocket. You clearly need some help with aiming the thing!

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
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