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Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
It has always disgusted me that one of the most common slang words for male genitalia in English is "junk". Junk is a synonymous for waste or trash after all. Why do men, even many men on this forum call their most private parts that are essential to their manhood and give them pleasure "junk" Doesn't it show that the culture is misandric and it doesn't value male sexuality? Doesn't it show how people think of men as a disposable sex when they say that their genitalia is junk - implying that it can be thrown a way like garbage?

I would never call my genitalia junk, I would consider it a bad game. I would hold a grudge against any person, man or woman, who would call my penis "junk" even if they do so meaning no offense.

I suggest that all self-respecting red pill men of manosphere stop calling male genitalia "junk" and publicly fight against the usage of this slang word like feminists and gays fight to ban words they do not like.

Historically there have been many slangs for penis some more beautyful then others "Jade rod" is a word used in Taoist texts. My native country calls it "Eel" or "one eyed eel" Even the international word "sausage" has more respect. But "junk"? - it is just not a way a man should talk about himself.

Do you agree?
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12-18-2013 05:36 AM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
I think it's more 'cause it rhymes with trunk
12-18-2013 05:43 AM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
Ayup, and Junkers are Prussian noblemen.
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
Mage Wrote:My native country calls it "Eel"

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 05:46 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
Mage Wrote:My native country calls it "Eel"

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I have always wondered did you know what "Eel" means in some cultures when you choose your username?
12-18-2013 05:48 AM
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Nope! First time I'm hearing about it, and Croatian has no other meanings for the world "Eel". However, it is a confirmation that I made the right choice Laugh

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 05:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Nope! First time I'm hearing about it, and Croatian has no other meanings for the world "Eel". However, it is a confirmation that I made the right choice Laugh


Then you will be happy to learn that Latvians have folk songs about Eel driving to marry Flounder Big Grin
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(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

[Image: -HK_CityHall_Seaview_51217_5.png]

Is a "ship" really the second thing that comes to an English-native speakers mind when he hears the word "junk"? Is it not a garbage bin or a used wrapping paper lying on street?

And why is your penis a mere ship when mine is a rocket ? Banana
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(12-18-2013 06:16 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:50 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Nope! First time I'm hearing about it, and Croatian has no other meanings for the world "Eel". However, it is a confirmation that I made the right choice Laugh

Then you will be happy to learn that Latvians have folk songs about Eel driving to marry Flounder Big Grin

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Oh.

Let's hope their children are a result of external fertilization only.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 06:21 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

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And why is your penis a mere ship when mine is a rocket ? Banana

Well you see, a ship doesn't explode at the first sign of excitement... it has endurance!

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
Junk can also mean "stuff" or "things". It's not as bad of a word as you think. Secondly, it's not so widely used either.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
Im english and have never heard anyone call mens private parts "junk", I have heard it said in that context but thought it was american slang for private parts
12-18-2013 08:13 AM
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 08:13 AM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  Im english and have never heard anyone call mens private parts "junk", I have heard it said in that context but thought it was american slang for private parts

You are probably right. I already made the thread before I realized I had to add the word "speaking" between "English" and people"
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 07:40 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  Junk can also mean "stuff" or "things". It's not as bad of a word as you think. Secondly, it's not so widely used either.

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But its the cheap low end spectrum of "stuff" or things" right?

I have sometimes heard of mans package as "treasure" or "jewels" (the valuable end of "stuff" and "things") bet not in English.
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 07:04 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 06:21 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  I have no problem with it. A junk is a sturdy, long and hard vessel; it is full of seamen; it ever seeks out new and exciting harbours to dock into.

[Image: -HK_CityHall_Seaview_51217_5.png]

And why is your penis a mere ship when mine is a rocket ? Banana

Well you see, a ship doesn't explode at the first sign of excitement... it has endurance!

Rockets don't need endurance...by the time your ship merely starts rocking on gentle waves my rocket has already hit triple O
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Besides how well does a ship fill a hole with all the masts and irregular form? Is just painful to imagine Confused
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
Bah. Rockets are Beta. They are shaped like tampons.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 09:21 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Bah. Rockets are Beta. They are shaped like tampons.

By that logic penis is also beta. It is also shaped like a tampon because both penis and tampon are shaped to fit inside pussy. Is it beta to have a member that has a shape for pounding pussy? Very gynocentric. Strange huh.
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  [Image: -HK_CityHall_Seaview_51217_5.png]

I've actually personally sailed on this very boat.
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(12-18-2013 10:25 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:58 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  [Image: -HK_CityHall_Seaview_51217_5.png]

I've actually personally sailed on this very boat.

Did you feel like standing on a giant dick? Noticed any similarities or resonance with your genitalia? Did you feel invigorated or diminished near the presence of this highly phallic (as some participants of this discussion say) vehicle?
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
All I know is I'm trying to stick my junk up in a bitches truck. Imma get, get,get, get her drunk get her love drunk off my junk.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 08:54 AM)Mage Wrote:  But its the cheap low end spectrum of "stuff" or things" right?

I have sometimes heard of mans package as "treasure" or "jewels" (the valuable end of "stuff" and "things") bet not in English.

I suppose you're right, there. I don't refer to it is junk though - I just say dick or family jewels.

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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
I imagine marine biologist chicks would call mine The Megalodong.
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
(12-18-2013 10:41 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 10:25 AM)Suits Wrote:  I've actually personally sailed on this very boat.

Did you feel like standing on a giant dick? Noticed any similarities or resonance with your genitalia? Did you feel invigorated or diminished near the presence of this highly phallic (as some participants of this discussion say) vehicle?

Afraid not. It was actually pretty awkward, because I took a trip on this junk when I met up with an ex-girlfriend a few months after our break up. We'd had almost no contact since the breakup, but both happened to be in Hong Kong at the same time, so we spent a couple weird hours together on the boat.

I've since then come to terms with the fact that if you never enter an exclusive relationship with a woman, there can't be an awkward breakup. I'm always available to give them the "boat ride" of their life.
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RE: Why English people call man's private parts "junk"
I don't know the origin of the term. What I do know is that if I hear a woman use it, I think she sounds trashy, and she's pretty much out of the running for anything more than a fling.
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