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The song is bascially everything priviledged white girls usually say in twitter responses to ROK articles, over the the ukulele music you usually find in indie films.

She talks about eating a whole pizza, and having hundreds of cats, but no men. You can watch it here:
http://youtu.be/5B88wnS4IMQ

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It is actually a good sign and shows the impact ROK's is having on the internet. Almost every post generates worldwide debate and draws massive amounts of hostility from the feminists, media, etc.

ROK articles have become mainstream and are on the offense. The feminists are relegated to playing defense. They no longer have a monopoly over the narrative anymore, but instead have to compete with red pill truth.

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Can we do a metal or rap version of this to juxtapose the silliness of what is being said here? If it get's more hit's then it will infuriate every fat bodies and strike another point for "man" kind.

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Wow. ROK is really entering into the mainstream consciousness.

Congrats, ROK writers!
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Glad that ROK is really getting out there. Things like this are great because it might draw in a guy that's teetering on the edge of red pilling. Thanks feminists!
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Quote:Shut your mouth, I hate you
I'm off to the land where the women rule
There aren't men but there lots of cats
I'll eat what I want and you can't stop me

That is some pretty awesome hamster stuff going on in her song. Nice find, I really needed to laugh.

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What is it with these bitches insisting on singing shitty songs whilst playing the ukelele?

We just had the Slut Song not too long ago, and now this. At least the Slut Song girl was bangable.
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Wow....she's awful! Absolutely no musical ability whatsoever. I couldn't even go through the whole 'song' (if you can even call it that).


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"Girl Writes Willingly Violates Taylor Swift's Human Rights Under Section 27 (2) Of The United Nations Universal Declaration Of Human Rights, by infringing her copyright by adding her own lyrics to her Song 'Speak Now', to make it About ROK Article without seeking permission of the original authors or offering financial compensation"

A sure sign of female mental issues? She's Taylor Swift fan. The songs are drama crack for crazy girls.

(12-18-2013 04:56 PM)YaManBT Wrote:  What is it with these bitches insisting on singing shitty songs whilst playing the ukelele?

Because Ukelele's are 'hipster-quirky unique-snowflake Zooey Deschanel'.

But more likely, Ukelele's require almost zero effort, practice or discipline to learn to play. It's one of the few instruments where I honestly can't hear an audible difference between an expert and an amateur. It doesn't require reach, good fingering or clearn innotation of the notes. Almost everything you hit is a chord.

Can anyone explain how to extract the audio from that track? I want to have some fun with it.
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She couldn't even be bothered to memorize the words to her own fucking song. She's reading them...

I'm sure this mythical place with no men, lots of cats, and plenty of junk food already exists in her own living space. What the hell is so horrible about learning how to eat healthy and exercise? You know what is even more horrible? Getting fucking renal failure and having to go on dialysis because you're obese.
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Its weird and sort of creepy how girls are overreacting to online articles. I guess they've never been questioned or had anyone challenge their beliefs before so they freak out and do shit like th is.

It looks like this was some sort of presentation for a class. Look at the comments.
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Man I fucking hate the ukelele.
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(12-18-2013 05:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Can anyone explain how to extract the audio from that track? I want to have some fun with it.

http://download.cnet.com/YTD-Video-Downl...47340.html

There are a lot of youtube downloaders and then once you download it - some of them can split the audio from the video and make an mp3.

When you download free programs from cnet just make sure you read the prompts carefully, sometimes they try to slip an internet browser add on or something.

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(12-18-2013 08:26 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  
(12-18-2013 05:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Can anyone explain how to extract the audio from that track? I want to have some fun with it.

http://download.cnet.com/YTD-Video-Downl...47340.html

There are a lot of youtube downloaders and then once you download it - some of them can split the audio from the video and make an mp3.

When you download free programs from cnet just make sure you read the prompts carefully, sometimes they try to slip an internet browser add on or something.

I use a firefox add-on called download helper which actually allows you to download full 720p versions of any embedded video. It's pretty sweet.

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You're all missing the point of the song. Listen very carefully, read the lyrics, then ask yourself the ultimate question:






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She reminds me of Tuthmosis's anorexia video response girl. Spending too much time covering Taylor Swift songs.

Maybe we should have an article titled:
5 Signs she's a mentally ill spoiled white girl

1. Loves to cover Taylor Swift

2. Not talented at any musical instrument, plays only a few notes yet claims to be a "musician"

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Thanks fellas. Did an experiment:

I figured a ukelele just doesn't work at conveying how pissed off she is, so her song needed a new backing. Me and the band got really bloody drunk, listened to the Taylor Swift song while writing down the chords, swapped our instruments for the ones we're not as familiar with, mucked around for a couple of minutes, then did a couple of passes at.

Instant snotty teenage garage band.

So, here's a room mic of drunk people fumbling through an unfamiliar, godawful song on unfamiliar instruments, and we still sound more together than ukelele girl does, though admittedly I edited a couple of nasty bits. I had to laugh, she even got the bridge chords wrong.

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(12-18-2013 05:18 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Can anyone explain how to extract the audio from that track? I want to have some fun with it.

(11-19-2013 03:23 AM)Engineering Bandicoot Wrote:  I see forum members ask how to download videos off of YouTube every now and then. A simple way is to download a "script manager" and to download a userscript for the said extension. For example, my browser is Google Chrome, so I would download/use "TamperMonkey" ( Google it, it's highly rated script manager), and then go to userscripts.org (All scripts are free, and many people leave reviews for a lot of the scripts, so you can get an idea if it's working or not), and download/use " download YouTube videos as MP4". The script I listed is very good, it integrates a download button directly into the YouTube interface itself, it should be placed next to the "about" heading. You'll be able to download in FLV (flash) or MP4 formats in all resolutions that the video you're watching offers. So if you're watching a 1080p video on YouTube, you'll be able to download in 1080p and below in FLV and MP4 formats.

If you have the time I also recommend checking out some of the other scripts on the site, there's some cool ones that can block YouTube channels you don't like, and there's also one that let's you use VLC player on YouTube instead of the stock one, just to name a few.

Other browsers would use other script managers, but the concept is still the same.


This script has been very useful to me, and you should get great use out of it as well. This is mostly how I learn how to repair new items, I usually download the video off of YouTube, and practice what the other members there were teaching (A/C, cars, electronics, appliances, e.t.c.). I recommend downloading and not just bookmarking, because I've seen how-to videos deleted every now and then, so it's best to have a copy on your HDD.

Best of luck.

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This is what it should look like if it's working

[Image: fST0Enm.png]

I read around on the discussions tab for this and it looks like many of the video downloaders are having trouble with 480p and 1080p+, fixes for this have been found if you dig around. All other ones are working fine.

You just wanted audio right?

Ok, I found 2 good scripts,

This one is good, I already tested it.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/181427

Does multiple formats including MP3
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Here's the second one, I don't think this one does MP3's, just FLV and MP4, it's the one I use the most.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/25105

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Here's the link for Tampermonkey, the script manager for Chrome

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detai...fkfo?hl=en

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Here's Greasemonkey, it's for FireFox

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox...asemonkey/

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(12-19-2013 12:58 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Thanks fellas. Did an experiment:

I figured a ukelele just doesn't work at conveying how pissed off she is, so her song needed a new backing. Me and the band got really bloody drunk, listened to the Taylor Swift song while writing down the chords, swapped our instruments for the ones we're not as familiar with, mucked around for a couple of minutes, then did a couple of passes at.

Instant snotty teenage garage band.

So, here's a room mic of drunk people fumbling through an unfamiliar, godawful song on unfamiliar instruments, and we still sound more together than ukelele girl does, though admittedly I edited a couple of nasty bits. I had to laugh, she even got the bridge chords wrong.

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That was surprisingly enjoyable to listen to Bosch.
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Audacity is a good, free audio editor that has a vocal remover under the Effects tab. The problem is the vocal is too distributed over the frequency range to be properly isolated. Audacity ends up wiping out all the audio.

Here's an acoustic guitar version of Pizzagirls Ukelele tune for anybody to download and do what they want with. ( lyrics would kick in after a two progression intro )Pizza Girl Acoustic

Great job Bosch, playing a beat over a random tune without a click is tough.
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The writings of Tuthmosis spawn hot haters, my article gets a tubby ho in a poorly ironed shirt Sad
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(12-18-2013 03:41 PM)runsonmagic Wrote:  ...
She talks about eating a whole pizza, and having hundreds of cats, but no men. You can watch it here:
http://youtu.be/5B88wnS4IMQ

I have a new bar for success for my writing. Is this what love ballads look like in a post-feminist society?

I give her 3 to 4, not more. Material for loyal wifey of some drone upholding the system from a clerical position.
The symbolism of that video couldn't be clearer: virginal-looking good girl sings love ballad from the intimacy of her bedroom, the white fresh linen of her bed delicately insinuates itself in the right corner.
Examine
If we examine her body language and facial expression, we don't actually see any anger there, but some subdued smiling, soft rocking from side to side. Look at her face especially towards the end when she goes to the cam.

What do you see, gentlemen?

My take: this wench is formally shouting her love to the roughnecks and ruffians from RoK from whom she'd like some help cleaning out a few cobwebs from the folds of her likely virginal poonani. This is what I call a pussy served on a silver plate.

Gentlemen who live in her vicinity and willing to teach her ironing clothes and doing music should be able to get laid with no resistance worth mentioning. The only question left is, who'll post the +1 Idea
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Stage 2 Anti-feminist game: Cyber bully them to point of suicide.
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