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Wow your into some serious hood shit man. Why so deep in the hood? I haven't been to Tampa in a hot minute but are the housing prices that outrageous that it's worth it to stay in that area with no vehicle haha. I have a feeling your whole life will change dramatically when you get a car though... Tampa is a not a friendly city to those who take public transportation.
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(02-03-2014 07:53 AM)RenewalMan Wrote:  Wow your into some serious hood shit man. Why so deep in the hood? I haven't been to Tampa in a hot minute but are the housing prices that outrageous that it's worth it to stay in that area with no vehicle haha. I have a feeling your whole life will change dramatically when you get a car though... Tampa is a not a friendly city to those who take public transportation.

I had limited intel on the immediate Tampa area so I just googled a spot and applied for an apartment.

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Moma,

You sir, are a brilliant writer.

I look forward to much more of your work, and the haps the are behind it.

— a ninth generation Torontonian
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Any updates moma?

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MacDaddy, thank you kindly, dear sir.

Cattle, I will post some updates soon, I've just been handling some affairs.

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So I went to Kennedy's last Saturday, foregoing a dinner with my lizard to do so. The honesty of Roosh's poosy paradise had angered me and triggered a shame in my lazy hunting. Yes, I've been eating, averaging about one new reptile a month. Most have moved on after the first bang which is fine by me as my slightly below average gusto in pursuit is reduced formal niceties after I cum.

I went to Kennedy absolutely solo and stood glaring, trying to gauge from the high energy of the club. There were playing some kind of high energy Latin music but the crowd wasn't necessarily a Latin crowd. The majority was white and then a few Latin and some blacks. The women looked good and my eyes were riveted to some Latin lizard who had an amazing body and looked like some kind of stripper. I saw some Dominican looking cat (light skinned with Jheri curl) move to her and engage her in some frenetic dance steps. I have a bad habit of staying next to club attention whores and just looming. I usually go in point blank and it rarely works on a level scene. I thought about Roosh and his cold logical club attacks and I uprooted myself and went and stood elsewhere as I didn't feel like gassing any attention whores tonight.

I didn't really see any IOI's per se but I should have made some cold attempts. Tampa is really not like Miami, Toronto or the London that I remember and the energy in this city is good. Lizards aren't total idiots and even the hot ones are surprisingly cooperative. I bought a drink from the Asian bartender who was wearing some nice booty shorts. I continued to watch and scan the premises for about an hour and a half.
After that, I thought fcuk it and I exited the premises and drove home.

One of my weaknesses is that I find it hard to rev myself up to music I dislike. In these cases, I am even capable of letting obvious IOI's go. Put the music I like on and I will gladly go and get rejected by 30 harpies consecutively. It's something that I am aware of and that I have to work on.

Regarding my conquests in the West, my sexual performance has been paltry at best, consisting of half hearted arse slaps, coupled with medium tempo thrusting and early ejaculation. Maybe it's to do with timing, often the liasons occur late on a workday when I am already tired and mentally burdened by the need to prepare for an early rise for the next work day.
It hardly matters because as el mechanico puts it, get your penis inside her vagina and you have won.

The power balance is shifted in favour of the man upon orgasm, whether there is an exchange or not.

I hit a lizard who was from the Tampa Bay area. She had met me on the date with a personal bodyguard, a no BS hood lizard who didn't say much but analysed the situation as we were on our date. She said that she had met a stalker before on prior dates and I guess she wanted to ensure I was no stalker going forward. My car was having issues and I had to make my local journey on my push bike. When I cycled up, I tied up my bike next to a handicapped parking sign slightly away from the venue so I didn't look uber corny cycling up to the date like some kind of neo Mr Bean. We had agreed to meet at a pool hall and have a few games. As I racked up a few balls, it was apparent that the lizard that I was on the date with, liked what she saw.
"Mmh, mmh, mmh", she said not bothering to disguise her ogling me as I turned around in my fitted jeans to slam one of the balls into the hole on the pool table. After one game, it was apparent that this lizard wasn't interested in playing pool. The date was really a pretext to vet me before decided where to take it. When we left the hall, I told her that I had rode there.
Her friend's eyebrow elevated slightly.
"How far you live?", she said as I grudgingly brought my bike around to show that I wasn't bsing.
"Not too far", I said. "Maybe about 10 mins away. Only five mins in the car"
"We can put your bike in my trunk", she said. "We can drop it off"
The night was relatively young and she had a lot of trunk space so I agreed and after stuffing my bike in her trunk, we drove slowly down the streets back to mine.
I extracted my bike from her trunk and took it inside.
I came back out and got back into the passenger side.
We rode back to her area and picked up her son, dropping him at her dad and then she dropped her friend off.
We then returned to my place.

"It's okay if I come in?", she said. I felt like she was pulling the 'use the bathroom' line on me.
"Oh yes, that's fine", I said.
She walked through my apartment perusing it. She tried to throw the switch in my bedroom cutting off my power inadvertently. She saw my bathroom etc. Maybe she was trying to make sure I didn't live with a woman. She said most of the men she met lived with someone and some man she was talking with lived with his grandmother.
After she had done her recon, we sat in the living room on my couch. I didn't have a tv yet so we stared at the wall as we talked in the gloom.
Eventually I reached for her breasts and pulled them out to suck. I have the same move that I do and I'm too lazy to change the process. Eventually she was naked and I played with her vagina for about five mins. Positioning her on my couch, I slipped inside her and began stroking. Some pussies empower me and others weaken me and cause me to erupt prematurely. This was one of those. I tried to summon the image of the Iron Lady (Margaret Thatcher) to my brain to stifle my flood. I had to stop and wait in her vagina to prevent the quick burst. "Get on your front, I wanna hit it from the back" I gasped, stalling for time.
Thank goodness there was no smell.
I spun her around and inserted myself from the back and started thrusting. I felt the flood start and I had no desire to continue to play gatekeeper.
"Ugh!!!", I groaned, spurting my load inside her.
I knew that I hadn't lasted long and I doubted she had gotten to any orgasm so I was quiet.
"TKO", she said. "That pussy knocked you out"
"Yeah", I said. The sex had happened so quickly, I didn't even feel that we had built up to any level of intimacy because I could at least earn her concessions with some cuddling.
She had to work the next day so she eventually got up to leave.
"Text me when you get in", I said and as soon as the door closed, I went into my room and fell fast asleep.

I had called her around another time for some more sex to redeem myself. However, I burst prematurely again and I think that's something in the body warning one about the type of pussy that is.
I decided to make this my last time I hit this reptile.
I didn't call her or text her again and neither did she.

I met a lizard who was on vacation to check out Florida. She was from the midwest. She was housebound and boredom plus humidity is always a good recipe for casual sex. When we spoke on the phone, she made no attempt to disguise her like for my accent. She was visiting her sister who was always with her boyfriend thus leaving her high and dry.

"Ohh, your accent is turning me on, stop talking!" she said when we spoke on the phone. I smiled on the inside and continued to play coy. I stayed within the basic regiments of game (not trying to converse too much and talk myself out of the pussy). Concluding the conversation, I called her late on a Sunday night around 9ish after the sun was already down.

"Hey, do you feel like doing something?", I asked.
"Why you call me so late for?" she asked.
"I had to do some things earlier on" I said, really laying my accent on thickly so that it would neutralise the bull that I had constructed. "But I thought maybe you would like to come out for a drive?"
"Oh okay", she said. "Give me about 20 mins to get ready".

I smiled, feeling my cock twitch. She texted me her address shortly and I GPS'd it. She lived close by, which means she definitely had hood residue. When I picked her up, she spoke about where she was from, etcetera and I just kept quiet as I listened to her and focused on the road. What I noticed in America is that lizards don't seem to notice when the conversation is one way. Life is a movie to them and they are the main attraction.
I brought her to my apartment and we went in. I had no tv in the living room at the time so I brought her into my sparse bedroom and had her sit on one of my chairs while music played from my dual monitor computer setup. I lay on the mattress and conversed.
I kept it very kosher and she eventually steered the conversation into a more sexual avenue saying that she was very sexual and that she used to strip.
"Really?" I said.
"Yea", she said. "I got five kids"
Beautiful, I thought. That definitely shows she's about taking that D. "So what you good at?", she asked looking at me like a piece of BBQ.
"I'm a pretty good kisser", I conceded.
"My pussy is the bom", she said. "It's very juicy".
"Oh, so you've got that 'snapper'?" I said. Everytime I went sexual, I was sure to be very British in order to disarm the sexual intent in this PC laden culture we live in although it hasn't really leaked down into Florida too badly yet.
"How you know about the snapper?", she laughed.
"I heard it on this tv show", I said.
She laughed again. "I'd like to show you how I can kiss", I said in a shy British tone. "I'm pretty good"
She hesitated slightly, signalling a very weak resistance and then came over and sat beside me on my mattress. I closed in and started kissing her.
After about five mins, I broke for a bit.
"Yea, you do kiss good", she said. I resumed and began my usual process of extracting her sexual organs from her clothes. She wore a dress that rode quite high so I didn't have to peel her out of tight jeans, thank goodness.
I reached under the dress and flicked her nipples gently and then went under the skirt to play with her punani.
It was adequately wet and after flicking the clit and making sure it was good and wet, I aimed my knob at her vaginal entrance. There was no resistance from her as I slid in and I began to thrust and I pulled out for a bit to witness my work. There was a long tendril of slimy pussy juice attached from the end of my shaft to her vagina..almost as if she had gobbed on it from the puss.
She was right about the juicy pussy..I hadn't even really done anything freaky in terms of foreplay and it was practically squelching.
I felt tired after a long day of work but I thrusted in her..sucking her breasts and her mouth. I flipped her over for the classic backshot and gave her ass a few customary slaps as per American style as I poked her in doggy style. It had been about 20 mins now and I felt I had proved my point. I allowed the build up to happen and grunted as I burst inside the Magnum condom grunting in satisfaction as I slumped over her brown back in post coitus.

After a few hours of napping, I got up and drove her back home. Giving her a kiss goodbye, I drove back home to catch up with the rest of my sleep.

She had texted me the next day saying she wanted more sex but I didn't feel the desire to prove myself with this one so I put it off with some generic 'lol's.

After a few days, I didn't get any response from her.

I fcuked a lizard from a city with the highest murder rate in the US. Her complexion was of a beautiful black hue, smooth and almost flawless but for the meaningless tattoos that adorned her flesh. Her skin tone was definitely in a battle for prominence between that and the tattoos, fashioned in black ink of course and as is the case with really dark skinned folk, they looked like scars or birthmarks unless you have really good eyes or you are up close.
On the date, she showed up in a pair of jeans so tight, they appeared stencilled on and a blouse exposing an indecent amount of midriff.
I love America (only when things are in place).

I wasn't sure how she was on the date but I underestimate my worth in my current market and my target niche.

I broke all of the 'PUA' rules on this date. I established zero kino and thrashed her in endless games of pool. Although I didn't rub it in and I used my offhand for one game, she lost every single game.

I took her to get a drink at the bar in the pool hall but they were only serving beer. We left and I asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else. I was still trying to understand the hood wavelength so I spent a lot of time listening. American women generally love to talk.
She didn't really want to go somewhere else so I took her back to my place to watch some tv.
We put on some film and all the time I hadn't made a move on her. Maybe my accent was throwing her off, maybe I wasn't like the normal locals.
Anyway, towards the end of the film, I decided it was time to try something and I put my arm around her. She made a half smirk sound but didn't resist.
I nuzzled her neck, noticing another tattoo. I tried to kiss her but she turned away. Perfect. It would make the later discard easier.
I tried to fondle her breasts and pull them out of her tight blouse.
"Just a minute", she said. "My nipples are pierced".

She pulled them out and I began to suck. I found the metal in the breasts annoying but I was just doing my due diligence to get her ready.
I tugged at her skin tight jeans and they finally came off with her assistance and I was assaulted by a powerful reek of vagina.
My nostrils convulsed in annoyance and I glanced sideways to where I had a condom stashed. Playing with her vagina for a while, I retrieved my condom and rolled it on. She was positioned half off of my sofa. I inserted myself but couldn't get much leverage for thrusting. I didn't feel much passion, I was really just getting my numbers up. Yes, I was hard and knew I would cum but I didn't feel like I wanted to tear down these walls.
Thankfully, that odour had been neutralised and I didn't smell it any longer.
"Can you hit it from the back?", she whispered.
"Yea", I muttered and she got down on my carpet and I positioned myself behind her and reinserted myself. I slapped on her arse (right cheek, left cheek) and kept stroking.
Her bum was smooth and flawless black.
I really didn't feel like prolonging this event. Not asking her whether she had cum or not (10 mins should have been enough to get to nirvana), I sped up my stroke and groaned as I passed the finish line.

Afterwards, we sat down quietly at the foot of my sofa side by side..like two sinners, basking in guilt. We lay on my inflatable mattress for a bit and then she asked if I could drop her off at home.
I said yes I could and we got in the car and I dropped her off. No kiss goodbye. This was like a perfect dream.
She texted me the following day looking for a do-over but I was tired and not in the mood to battle that punany. So I hit her with some generic 'lols'.

I got a new lizard perhaps three weeks later. She wanted us to do something that evening. My accent had disarmed her and maybe she was going through some domestic stress but she had let her hair down and wanted us to hang out. She was hood but she had her mind on some form of advancement. As usual, I was quiet as I drove and listened to her rant about her living conditions, work and financial plights and woes. I wasn't so judgmental as America hasn't been a bed of roses but I came here with a belief and I forge ahead. I offered sounds of comfort and a few brief emphatic sentences but basically allowed her to get the problems off of her chest as we drove back to my place.
She asked me what I do for recreation, whether I drink, smoke, take pills and do meth. I glanced her occasionally as I drove, signalling slight surprise.
"Is that the norm over here then?" I asked. "For people just to do those things?".
"I don't know", she said. "I'm just asking..a lot of people do a lot of things. I smoke".
"Oh ok", I said. "I don't do none of those things. I do drink though"
"You got any drinks at your place?", she asked. She must have really had a bad week and really needed to let off steam.
"Yes, I do", I said, making sure to play up my accent to its max. "And I have ice too".
When we got to mine and I lead her in, I let her sit on my couch as I poured her a drink.
"I don't normally drink from open bottles", she said in caution. I said nothing to this and poured myself the same drink and shared the ice amongst us.
We sat on my couch and sipped our drinks. "So what do you want?", she suddenly asked. "You looking for marriage or you just wanna fcuk?",
I took another sip of vodka for I was struck for a response. I often forgot that I am in America, the land of free expression.
"I know I'm raw", she said.
"I'm just seeing how things go", I said non committal. "Ok, that's cool", she said. "Me too"
As we made our way half way through the glass of vodka, she said:
"You got any pornos?"
"No", I said.
"I'm a freak", she said. "I kinda of did some things before and I like girls too"
She smiled again.
I finished my vodka and reached slowly for her breasts. "No", she said. "you too bad, I'm not even like that" but there was zero physical effort on her behalf to stop me bringing her breasts out to suck.
Thankfully, there was no surprising odours. She smelled nice and clean. Shamelessly, I whipped out my penis and saw her raise her eyebrows.
She got up and lead me to my bedroom. Yes, that was beta of me to be lead in my own apartment but the W was already there.
In the room, I stripped her naked and I peeled off my jeans to get full leverage. Playing with her clit impatiently to get a gush going (which didn't really work), I put the magnum on and lay her on her back to penetrate.
I stroked her, smiling at the ease of this lay but I was tired and not motivated to really give her the business.
As one of my friends said, some guys just wanna cum and that was me. I flipped her over for the rear entry and stroked her, half trying to hold back my flood.
"Where you gonna cum, baby?" she said, angling her bottom for me to get the best hit. I chickened out with withdrawal and instead of painting a seminal portrait on her face, I did the honourable thing and left a heap of semen on her bottom. "Damn, you got a lot of kids!", she exclaimed. As my goop lay on her buttocks, she lay there quietly, twerking in the dusk of my room. She held the twerk for about 90 seconds before stopping to wipe herself off with some of my paper towels.
I had work the next morning and settled down to sleep. "What if I woke you up sucking your dyck?", she asked. I lacked the quick wit to match these freakish promises so I said "That would be great", in my dead pan British fashion.
Next day, I gave her a towel and set aside some soap for her to use as she requested to have a wash at mine. I dropped her off at the bus station on my way to work.
We exchanged text messages during my work day and she angled to come back over, looking for a repeat obviously. I was a bit busy and I held off a bit and then one of my feeler texts was ignored by her. I wasn't really bothered as I controlled the paradigm with early penetration. I was really just doing the honourable thing.

I went to a club called Supa Dees on a Friday night with my main lizard. This club sold Jamaican food during the day and did play Jamaican music on Saturday nights. Roots reggae in the patio area and the harder dancehall Vybz Kartel type of stuff in the inside area.

There often were shootings at this club. Hence when we parked up, I saw four armed security men with their guns in obvious view.
At the front, the security man patted me down to ensure I wasn't strapped. He ran the hand scanner over my lizard (there was no female to pat her down and she was wearing a tight outfit anyway).

Once you passed the entrance in the club, to the right was the patio area with an elevated level where the DJ would normally situate himself to play his roots.
If you stayed in the corridor and curved towards the left and then straight, it lead to a wall which had a door to its left.

When you entered the door, you were inside the club area. with a bar right in front of you and a pool table to the left. Moving forward you could see a dance area in the den.

To the right was a bar, slightly sunken into the ground with two lizards, one resembling a slightly taller version of Pinky the porn star. To the left was a pool table where some guys and two lizards were situated, shooting pool. Straight ahead there was the dancefloor in the den. There were two stripper poles and a chair in the den to simulate the ambitions of the wannabe strip hoes. On the other hand, they could be hoes and strippers masquerading as citizens. To the left of the den, there was a window where Jamaican food could be served and another bar. To the left, was a roped section and a sllightly surly, burly bouncer for monitoring access to the VIP section. The VIP section curved around the dance floor. Beyond the den and to the left, elevated to a level slightly higher than the level we were on, was a stand with a DJ spinning Southern misogynistic rap songs. This was the deliciously disgusting track that was playing that stuck in my head like an anthem.






My heart beat in delight at this debauchery. A group of lizards came in. They made their way to the VIP section. After a while, one of the lizards, a chunkier version who easily failed my boner test, went for the stripper pole and started gyrating around it in a carefree Friday night fashion. I smiled inwardly at her freedom and grimaced at the lack of creativity and innovation. Two lizards came in, reeking of stud and situated in some seats in the den area. One of them wore a baseball cap with her hair (?) spilling out the back. She had a nice body, slim with a decent booty. Her friend had some nice trainers on but her face was lost. She had some kind of Mr T hairdo but the mohawk was fashioned into some dreadlocked pony tail that fell down her back. Her body was nice however and I entertained the possibility of fcuking a dike. What I've noticed in America is that there is a lot of BS labels manufactured for slack behaviour and lizards will claim to be dikes and fcuk a man on a whim. I wanted to be positioned at the end of those whims. As the music continued, I noticed the chunky lizard would often burst out and seize the pole and start twirling. I lost interest and focused on the porn-ish bartenders who took a lull in a call for drinks to come out to the pole area and start twerking. Now the two studs to the side were now ready to show out for the evening and began twerking in synchronisation like some kind of Olympic event. I grinned in delight and could barely keep my eyes on my main lizard. A young male in a baggy red shirt with uncombed hair and jean shorts low enough to chafe his ankles, came and stood unapologetically in the presence of these twerking reptiles. They ignored him but not in a disrespectful fashion. Twerk, twerk, twerk. The man stood there like some kind of baller at a strip watching the lizards. They continued to twerk. He moved a little closer and walked away again.
An hour had now passed and these lizards were still twerking. They both would bend over and hold their ankles to angle their backsides correctly and just rotate their hips and flex their buttocks to maintain this twerking. There was a dire lack of imagination and variety. It became apparent that they intended to twerk all night. Another thin lizard with a decent shape came in with some friends and went to the VIP section. She went to the forefront near the strip poles and began twerking, allowing her dress to ride up so one could see her buttocks and crotch amongst the thong she wore. She passed the test and I would easily fcuk if she came close. Two more studs came in and greeted the two lizards who had now been twerking steadily for close to two hours. The greeting was warm but brief. One of the lizards took a seat and her friend immediately started twerking, no more than five mins from entering the den. So now you had three lizards twerking in sync.

I watched them in fascination. I had to go to the toilet to ease myself and on the way back, met the lizard with the baseball cap in passing. She brushed by me and held on a little longer which is a customary action that I've noticed every time I visit America. It's a form of flirting that I really need to start acting upon.

Eventually my main lizard grew tired of the whole event and was ready to leave so we could go home and copulate.

In conclusion, the lizards are pouring in thick and fast but I'm running out of semen. The problem with these lizards is when you hit them good, they start coming back more and more and pretty much insisting on the cock each time.
Life in America is work work work and some lizards really don't have time to fool around and play text game nonsense. They only vet to ensure that you are not strung out on drugs or alcohol. The real pill head men don't even have enough brain cells to throw any sticklers out so a quick convo can determine if he's a nutjob.

To add to the mix, the men in America (down here) don't play around and go for the kill ASAP. This is accepted and for me to move slow can almost frustrate the lizards and have them blatantly offer themselves up.
You can't go on three dates or more and have the lizard hold out down here. There really is no point for them. For me, it's been about one date but two has been the average before the slam.

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^ Back in the day that post would've been followed up by 20 others.

Dash would be asking for temporary rental info etc.
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Moma strikes again!

The line about thinking of maggie thatcher, priceless.

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That was an excellent detailed description of your observations: "There were two stripper poles and a chair in the den to simulate the ambitions of the wannabe strip hoes." hahaha I need to go to Tampa, sounds like fun.
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Moma, are you a black English guy or white?
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This is absolute gold...great writing man. I vote under appreciated post of the month.

This part ...

Quote:Thankfully, there was no surprising odours. She smelled nice and clean. Shamelessly, I whipped out my penis and saw her raise her eyebrows.
She got up and lead me to my bedroom. Yes, that was beta of me to be lead in my own apartment but the W was already there.

Just lol.
08-25-2014 09:50 AM
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(08-24-2014 03:27 PM)Moma Wrote:  lizards don't seem to notice when the conversation is one way. Life is a movie to them and they are the main attraction.

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This is one of the best threads ever on this board.
08-25-2014 11:39 AM
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Dang, this is like reading porn.
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Moma,
Fantastic post mon ami! Read like a script to some soft porn. Glad to read Tampa is treating you better than good ol' Boretown. lol
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Another excellent entry in the chronicles of Moma.
08-25-2014 01:31 PM
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Great post Moma, I really enjoyed it. Your writing is raw but very evocative and immerses the reader in the story. Even though this isnt a game post per se, you convey an extreme Dont Give A Fuck attitude and crazily low thirst. I especially liked this sentence:

"It hardly matters because as el mechanico puts it, get your penis in her vagina and you have won".

It neatly sums up why its pointless to get nervous when youre fucking a girl for the first time. I get anxiety around new girls especially if theyre sluts and as a consequence I often cant get hard and dont enjoy myself. I need to keep this and the general vibe of your post in mind.
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^ how is that not a game post? He's got a main and others while scoping out the talent on a date at Supa d's. Trust me it's better to get acquainted with this place with a local date.
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Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?
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(08-25-2014 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?

Sorry, what tang?

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(08-25-2014 09:02 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Moma, are you a black English guy or white?

I'm an Idris Elba, bro.

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(08-25-2014 06:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?

Sorry, what tang?

Quote: "TKO", she said. "That pussy knocked you out
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(08-25-2014 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?

Sorry, what tang?

Quote: "TKO", she said. "That pussy knocked you out

Not sure what you mean 'choose avoid'.

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(08-25-2014 07:09 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?

Sorry, what tang?

Quote: "TKO", she said. "That pussy knocked you out

Not sure what you mean 'choose avoid'.

Quote: I had called her around another time for some more sex to redeem myself. However, I burst prematurely again and I think that's something in the body warning one about the type of pussy that is.
I decided to make this my last time I hit this reptile

That. Why?
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(08-25-2014 07:19 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 07:09 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 07:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:50 PM)Moma Wrote:  
(08-25-2014 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Moma, That Tang that makes you lose it. Why do you choose avoid?

Sorry, what tang?

Quote: "TKO", she said. "That pussy knocked you out

Not sure what you mean 'choose avoid'.

Quote: I had called her around another time for some more sex to redeem myself. However, I burst prematurely again and I think that's something in the body warning one about the type of pussy that is.
I decided to make this my last time I hit this reptile

That. Why?

My body telling me something about that fanny, bro so I just went with instinct.

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