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Whats the difference between Caribbean and Bahamas cruise wise? Cruise search gives option to search for each. One more family while other more adults?
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Bump for answers to previous posts, if anyone has them.
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I worked on cruises out of Florida for a few years. It was for a casino concession and lucky enough to have dining privileges.

My move was always the following:

Go to where they display the cruise embarkation photos as soon as they put them up. These are the photos they take of everyone upon boarding.

Scout out photos of all girls, noticing who is not with boyfriends, husbands, or families.

Arrange with dining maitre d to sit at targets table.

For me I usually got one girl per cruise, for cruises longer than three days, you bail early if you are not making headway and go after others.

FYI, female staff is very difficult for civilians to pick up as all girls hook up with guys on the ship almost immediately. The longest I have ever seen a girl stay single was like 4 days.
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10/10 thread title. To whoever writes my biography, this is what you should call it.
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Just came from a cruise on the Mediterranean, one week on the boat with almost 3000 people and 700 tripulants. Never thought I'd say this but it was great. Got 3 flags ( one Peruan, one bolivian, one Chilean). Kept banging the Peruan for the rest of the cruise. I still can't believe how easy it was, like taking candies from a kid. I travelled and met great places like Santorini and mykonos. Great weather and food and the biggest advantage is that the chicks can't go anywhere, so at night everyone gets drunk in the bars and it's like a living buffet.
I advise you guys just to try one, some tripulants are really hot although I only banged tourists. You don't have to worry with logistics or money if you have all drinks included. Every girl there has the bitch shields loosen up and ready to fuck.
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which cruises have the hottest women? Does Norwegian Cruise Line cater to swedish people and scandinavian people?
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Heh. Pretty much all cruises are 99.9% old couples. Like 70+ years old. There’s usually like 1-2 bangable girls who aren’t worth sacrificing my sightseeing time on.

Carnival is your best bet for younger people but it’s a rather shitty cruise line for the luxury experience.

Room rates are quoted for one person. Your actually paying for two people even if you’re alone. So double whatever price you see advertised.

Cruising is the opposite of poosy paradise. Like floating retiree homes.

It’s a good deal to see places like Alaska or some islands if you have a travel buddy.
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Only people on cruises are the NEARLY DEAD and OVERFED.
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Excellent thread.

Wish I had this to read in 10th grade.

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Never thought to game on cruises. The only ones I have been on have been when I was with a girl, and it seemed everyone else was old as fuck.

Any particular cruise line suggestion?
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This was good stuff. You should definitely check out some old episodes of the Love Boat if you have the chance. The show actually helped the cruise industry a lot.
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I really enjoyed this thread and enjoy cruises - some of these tips following are basic but the Gentleman Social Host - Yes High Class On Board Approved Gigolo is pure gold... as well as guest speakers and or instructors... teach lonely rich ladies the pleasures of being wined dined and banged by an experienced Alpha Red Pill Male with class and grace and penultimate FRAME control in an environment where her money means nothing because you meet dozens like her on every cruise - while banging the hot staff youngins in between with Green Card Bait game for the EE lasses...

Remember that Hard Bodied 9 that spurned you for the Alpha mega millionaire 30 years her senior - well when those Alphas croak off this mortal coil they leave rich merry widows who are Loaded and crave a lot of attention, dining, dancing, casinos, excursions all on her Room Card - you help the ship encourage these ladies to enjoy themselves spending their massive inherited wealth and a solid occasional bang - I know a polished Gent that does this several months a year as a Gentleman Host and has "earned" Rolex solid gold watches (From the Ships Retail Stores of course) and wardrobes and $$$ accessories from a ladies looking to take care of "her man" if even just for a week... when you get off the boat with high end baubles as personal property no customs duties or taxes due... or questions asked!

So you may have to bang her in her suite or your room if traveling with her daughters - hmm mother daughter action?

Who knows you might even like being gummed now and then - I have yet to get my first Gums BJ though the Honolulu Korean Relaxation Spas gave a good teeth massage and mouth blow job with a condom - like living dangerously... along with a shower and back massage before the happy ending...

Point is a Gentleman Host is probably the most respectable place for a polished not yet rich men to blatantly game Rich widows without heirs and heiresses cock blocking - and - Yes these Rich Widows know the Game as they perfected it themselves back when their Blush was still on their once tight Roses... check out the links at the end of this article enjoy with strains of Louis Prima's and David Lee Roth's I am Just a Gigolo and Everywhere I go People know the Part I am Playing.... setting the mood!

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From: LAISSEZ FAIRE’S BIG BOOK OF FREE

Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise

Here’s how to get treated like a VIP and get free drinks on your
next cruise.
First things first. Decide whether or not you’re going to use
a travel agent.

Before you use an agent, though, check out this trick . . .
Cruise the Bahamas for Less Than $200
Nearly all “preferred” cruise agencies offer last minute cruise
deals. They are the absolute easiest and best way to get huge
deals on cruises.

For example, I’m on the American Discount Cruise website
right now looking at a five-night Pacific coastal cruise for $149.

That’s incredibly cheap.
Here are a list of preferred cruise agencies that offer lastminute
cruises. Once you find a good deal, I recommend calling
them to try to push the price even lower. If they don’t think they’ll
sell the ticket otherwise, you can get an even better deal.

American Discount Cruise:
http://www.americandiscountcruises.com/s...astminute-
cruises.html
Avoya Travel: http://www.avoyatravel.com
CruCon Cruise Outlet: http://www.crucon.com
Get Treated Like a VIP on a Cruise

If You Don’t Book With a Travel Agent, Do This
The only problem with using an agent is they often tack up the
price to juice their commissions. Yes, you’ll get better deals than
most, but you want the unpublished rates without an agent, right?
Here’s how you get around that and make everyone happy.
Before you go straight to your travel agent, do this first. Go to
an agent of the cruise line you plan to take and book your cruise
for a better deal. Tell them exactly what you want—and what
price you want it for.

Then, if you get the better deal, transfer the booking to your
travel agent. That way, your travel agent still gets the volume credit.
Depending on how appreciative your agent is of this gesture, you
could find your room stocked with bottles of wine, fruit baskets, etc.

Perks of Being a Socialite
Attend any and all events that interest you on the cruise. Not
only will you meet interesting (and possibly influential) people,
you’re likely to get free drinks.

For example, if there’s an art auction going on in the cruise
you’re sailing on, go. Art auctions and/or showings normally
have free drinks and food.

Get on the Captain’s VIP List
Everyone on a cruise wants to eat with the captain. But not
everyone knows how to get on his VIP list.

Here’s how . . .
Normally, the captain invites only individuals who have received
a referral. These referrals are normally passed down from
the corporate office. How do you get a referral? Simple. You can
write corporate yourself or get someone to write corporate for you.

If your company has worked with the cruise line in the past,
use that. Get your boss to write the cruise line.
If, for whatever reason, this isn’t possible, you can still send
a request yourself. Give them a good reason why they should
pick YOU (preferably one that benefits them), and you’ll dramatically
raise your chances of getting picked.

Get Paid to Cruise
Many cruise ships are looking for men and women to entertain the
guests. If you’re a social butterfly, this job is perfect for you. And it
comes with plenty of attractive perks. The first perk is this: Your only responsibility is to have
fun with the guests. The other perk is that social hosts normally
have an open tab and eat for free on most nights.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room, board and drinks

Here are three more of the most common jobs available.

Art Auctioneer
It’s common for a cruise ship to have a gallery or two on board.
The art auctioneer is responsible for selling and bidding the
pieces to passengers.
Average compensation: $2,000–4,000 a month plus free room

Assistant Cruise Director
The assistant cruise director (ACD) is one of the most demanding
jobs—but it could also be the most rewarding for the right person.
As an ACD, you’ll be required to attend social events, dinners, and
Evening shows and make regular social appearances. You’ll help
the passengers on and off the ship, and you’ll be their go-to person
for anything they may need.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room and board.

Instructor/Speaker
Whether you teach yoga, dance, or diving or do speaking engagements
. . . a cruise ship is a perfect way to get paid to do
what you love. It’s common for cruises to offer instructors from
all types of different backgrounds and skills.
Average compensation: $1,750–2,000 plus free room and board.

Use these links to learn more about how you too can cruise
for free:

Cruise Ship Jobs Network:
http://www.cruiseshipjobsnetwork.com/cru...-jobs.html
CruiseJobFinder:
http://www.cruisejobfinder.com
Compass Speakers:
http://www.compassspeakers.com/gentleman_host.html

Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody
Louis Prima
https://youtu.be/Kkrb4h4weW4
and:
https://youtu.be/YXYRkp2HZto

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, and they're sayin'
There will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just the gigolos
Life goes on without me
I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're sayin'
And there will come a day when youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
They was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me, 'cause
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me?
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only be
Bip boz dee, boze dee, bop, biddly bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop
I ain't got nobody
Nobody cares for me
Nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Oh lonely, oh lonely, lonely, lonely
Won't some sweet mama, come and rescue me
'Cause I ain't so bad
An' I'll sing her sweet love songs
All of the time
She will only be, only, only, only
Only, only, only, only be
Baby, c'mon sugar, darling
Ain't got nobody, baby
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's nobody (nobody)
There's no one (no one)
There's no one (no one)
Loot de loot (loot de loot)
Dolly dolly (dolly dolly)
Gernish gernish (gernish gernish)
Stot say da wool (stot say da wool)
Over den (over den)
Nobody (nobody)
No, no one (no, no one)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me
Songwriters: Julius Brammer

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Damn deep dive, your ass was high as hell, heh. Those gentleman escorts are like 75 years old themselves and the widows are hideous. I guess a nice retirement plan for the aging PUA.

Again:
CRUISES DO NOT HAVE HOT YOUNG WOMEN.

The exception is those short cheap Bahama cruises. Even then quality is thick Hispanics. Why on earth do that unless you live in Miami and you’re bored.

For the same price just fly/resort package to Nassau during spring break. Ah duh.

I’ve been on several luxury transatlantic repositioning. Good value sure. Stops at Canary Is or Azure’s. Check. Hotties? Ah no. All with bfs or underage. I had one decent chick. One time. I only ran into her once and could have easily missed her had I not found her mid cruise and went for a deserted pool deck bang. One other cruise had two sisters. Hot one she was annoying as fuck even when drunk, so I chose the ugly one.

Oh and the website for cruises is Vacationstogo. Most regular cruises find deals there even f they go through travel agent later. You can also book aboard for room credits if you use one line. I rec Celebrity.
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LOL They key here is once you lads grow a few more gray hairs Spring Break spots are just not the level of class you prefer - whereas getting PAID to Cruise at HIGH season either as a Gentleman Host or Speaker well most of the blue hairs drag along their Milf/Cougar daugthers - they like to dance too - and if 30 to 40 year old MILFs are too old to tap er ah um tango with well what can I say - most of the crew spa girls I saw on my Celebrity cruise were from Scandinavia, EE or English/Irish roses...Celebrity line's slight quality premium sunk when they were bought by RCL - basically now just old RCL boats - our Jamaican Bartender said the only Celebrity cruises loaded with hot upscale younger female singles are the NYC to Bermuda spring cruises... I actually prefer Norwegian Caribe/Med and or Viking River cruises as much more upscale.

Key to this is I cruise every few years and this was the first info about being PAID Drinks Room and Board plus a stipend to Cruise during Peak Season on Prime ships - my acquaintance who hosted was mid 50s and he enjoyed a few months cruising in the peak cold winter season - it was -3F yesterday here in SoNH and frigid artic Air slamming into New England for Boston's First Night NYE Festivities - I just ordered two types of anti-frostbite head and face gear... My next purchase is an after holidays 50% off Tuxedo and classic Cruise wear because I plan to take advantage of:

1. Social Host:
The other perk is that social hosts normally
have an open tab and eat for free on most nights.
Average compensation: $1,500–2,000 a month plus free
room, board and drinks

2. Speaker
Do speaking engagements - a cruise ship is a perfect way to get paid to do
what you love. It’s common for cruises to offer instructors from
all types of different backgrounds and skills.
Average compensation: $1,750–2,000 plus free room and board.

So far the focus of this thread has been how to cruise and bang on a budget - I just shared how to flip the script and go in style with jingle in your jeans at the end...and a few rich merry widow Mother/Daughter Milfs who show you a good time for your troubles - best of all they mostly only go for a week so you always get a fresh rotation and can game the Non USA Spa staff young ladies EE/Scandies/UK etc with some Green Card bait game - being a Military Veteran there is a method a friend also a Veteran used to get his Ukrainian GF a green card in about two weeks - obviously not too publicized or well known - only way I would be that crazy is to live with her in her home EE country on and off for a year or two and demand to know everything about her and even slight non compliance with any of my reasonable demands would be a full stop deal breaker because once you bring them here and give them a green card you are responsible for their financial support for TEN years.

So if cruising upscale in style and getting paid is my ass being high show me the on board medical organic spice cafe braddah!

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Have you or anyone here actually worked on a cruise ship? You’re just posting job advertisements. It’s silly.

99% of CRUISES are 99% OLD PEOPLE

Yes there’s a few old guys on cruise ships who’s job it is to ask old ladies to dance. What a shitty life. At that age I’d rather be in SEA getting an endless stream of teen to 20s young ass. Why would I care about a few grand to be trapped with unfuckable old ladies and a few fat hideous MILFs? For a Rolex? Hahaha

I’ve done the NY > Bermuda cruise. Not enough talent to ever do it again. I’ll fly straight to Bermuda. Why waste days trapped on a floating nursing home? It’s a short flight.

Oooh I get a shot at 1-2 mediocre chicks. Woopie. Those EE women are never better than a 6-7. Most are fucking another ship worker. Maybe the old man worker has a shot at her. Again at age 50-60+ I’d rather be in SEA/EE/SA.

Celebrities solstice class ships are nice and their new ones (Edge?) are coming out. Yup it’s 99% old people. That’s not why I cruise. I find great deals for a slice of luxury (as a budget traveler anyway). Even then it’s gotten a bit boring after doing the Azores, Canaries, Alaska. I’ll probably do South Pacific then call it quits until I’m an old fart.

I read the posts about guys going on cruises. Paying double for their own room. Spending their whole time skipping ports and even paying for hotels in port to game/fuck some average EE/SEA worker chick. How crazy. Why bother going? Mind boggling.

The only skinny attractive young women I’ve ever seen on cruises are with their loved ones or the dancers. It’s pretty hard to actually fuck them without wasting your entire vacation.

And if you do succeed it will be one fuck after wasting too much time of your relaxing. Even then you’re paying double to have your own room. Drink package. Not worth it.

I just don’t get it. It’s maybe a good deal if you have a travel buddy or chick you enjoy spending time with. I guess it might be nice too
If you have kids and want them to be safe and babysat while you relax and make a few ports of call.

I’m also curious to try some of the huge quantum ships but they usually have dumb itineraries or places I’ve already done.

A river cruise in Europe would be fun too. It depends on the ship. Anything below a 4.5-5 rating on vacationstogo is gonna suck. For most lines you have to look at the specific ship individually.
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Check out carnival cruise lines.

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I've never been on a cruise. But my intuition is that the crowd is likely similar to what you might find at say the Bellagio or Caesar's in Las Vegas. The idea of being trapped on a ship full of the same mouth breathing, buffet raiding, fly over state residing masses is pretty unappealing. Yeah...I guess I'm a fucking snob

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^No, you're not a snob. I'm country-poor and I couldn't tolerate those types for long either.

It doesn't help that I don't like crowds.

I'd seek work on a cruise ship if I wanted to travel on the cheap, assuming I couldn't make the cut for work with an airline. Other than that I think I'd keelhaul myself after the first week.
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My 40 year old brother went on this "salsa/Latin" themed 4 night cruise outta Miami that takes place every November for the past 2 years.

The crowd is generally aged from like 28 - 60 with the majority being in their 30s/40s. I saw some pics there were some cuties by my standards. This 30 something Dominicana is really digging him post cruise.

It's a real festive atmosphere and women are liquored up and very open.

He told me he had a blast and slayed mostly 30 somethings although he actually told me he banged a 59 year old smh lol.

Maybe "themed" cruises would be the way to go possibly?
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Again:

For the price of getting your own room (x2) you’re better off flying to the Bahamas during spring break.

Cruises can be a good value for some luxury if you choose the right ship and have a travel buddy or girl to pay the other half. Especially if you have status for free laundry and the club parties.

Or to see
Alaska
Canary Is
Azores
South Pacific

That’s about it.

Going on a cruise for game is ridiculous. Go on one cruise (to ANYWHERE) yourself and report back.
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I read this and thought similar. You could almost do a "stay-cation" if you live in a cool city and have better odds. But, I can see if the ship is relocating and you're gaming on the staff how it could be effective. Security is down, staff can roam about the cabins... Seems legit. There won't be too many guests--not many ppl will take those types of cruises. You're just going to game the staff. But, again, why would you do this???

If you wanna game senior citizens playing penny slots, go to Jersey.

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I’ve done plenty of relocation cruises. Good value if you stop in canaries or Azores. Otherwise too many sea days.

Cameras are everywhere and the stewards are in the hallways. The semi-cute pinay ice cream scoop girl can’t be seen on your deck. She’ll get fired. She’s not worth it anyway (unless you suck at getting pussy).

There are usually 1-2 girls in the 20-30 range with their moms or families. I only ever met one hot one. She was annoying and prissy so I hooked up with her ugly sister.

Consider this. The setting is like a nursing home. You will be surrounded by the sick and dying old people. You need to be prepared for that. Stop watching love boat. It’s a farce.

Princess made their name doing Alaska cruises not California to Mexico. It’s so dumb. The only nice thing about princess is mos of their ships have self service laundry. (Princess is the “love boat” cruiseline.)
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01-08-2018 12:02 PM
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RE: Cruise Bangs
Think it certainly depends on the cruise you pick. I did a Carnival one in the Caribbean, was maybe 5% that were above 60, if that. There were probably 15-20 girls that I'd say were a 6+, probably 3 that were an 8-8.5 range. Having said that, if you don't like the 18-21 age range you can basically cull those numbers to 3 or 4 girls total, that's going to be the pick of the litter and the best target range on a cruise generally and they'll likely be there with parents so work that into the game challenges.

Agree entirely with the OP on sneaking alcohol on. I'd also add that getting the drinks package is worth it if you're even a moderate drinker. 3 or so drinks a day was the breakeven point when I did it.

OP didn't mention the day game element really at all but I found this to be a very strong part of it. Find a few girls on the first day/night that is generally an open sea day that you like and work out a way to get them on a day date on the first stop. Assuming you're doing a tropical place then beaches are very strong, a few cocktails and a great day on a beach is a pretty good date and will have you in prime position when you get back to the boat. Be careful of the fatigue though, the meals will be heavy and if you go too hard during the day with the girl you make the flaking odds much higher, can be worth avoiding the dinner and trying for a bang back at the room at this time even, there will be other food options you can go to grab a bite.

Overall I'd say that cruises are a low return investment. If there are no quality girls, you're stuck. Even if there are the supply will be low and the competition will be solid, the cruise I was on had a good 4 male groups for each female group and the families are just as likely to produce male competition as female targets. Basically a cruise is largely a lucky dip in a strong environment but just going to a resort town can give you pretty much all the benefits and greatly improves the talent pool.
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Carnival is the trashy cruise line. It’s ships aren’t nice. The people are largely white trash. Higher percentage of young people sure.

But if you’re going on a cruise the point should be to have some luxury and exotic destinations.
01-08-2018 02:35 PM
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Shit, This getting a little too long, I can write about this shit for days. tard
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