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Jesus Loves Me on This Good Friday - A Pregnancy Story
Note: You may need to shorten the title in order to respond. I didn't want to be vague with just "Jesus Loves Me" as the title.

Just before the chat room went down I told all 5 people active there that I had gotten a married chick pregnant. She is 34 and there was no way I was going to talk her into an abortion. My strategy was to tell her she had to try to pin the kid on her husband. She agreed, but I know her thought was that she had me hooked.

My gut feeling was I was going to hear from her after a few years when the husband realized the kid wasn't his. I started thinking about what I was going to do about it. I have no problem being a part of my own, but I flat out refuse to have anything to do with another man's progeny. That's where the conflict of interest came in.

Today, I found out that Jesus did me a solid and performed the abortion for me. It's sad in a way, and that's the emotion I showed on the outside. On the inside, I was dancing like a brother on the Maury Povich show. I'm not opposed to having a kid when the time comes, but now was not the time.

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04-18-2014 08:45 PM
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He works in mysterious ways, motherfuckers! Praise the lord!

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04-18-2014 08:50 PM
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Brother teh_skeeze, do you see teh light? Can you see da light?!




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04-18-2014 08:55 PM
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(04-18-2014 08:45 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  Note: You may need to shorten the title in order to respond. I didn't want to be vague with just "Jesus Loves Me" as the title.

Just before the chat room went down I told all 5 people active there that I had gotten a married chick pregnant. She is 34 and there was no way I was going to talk her into an abortion. My strategy was to tell her she had to try to pin the kid on her husband. She agreed, but I know her thought was that she had me hooked.

My gut feeling was I was going to hear from her after a few years when the husband realized the kid wasn't his. I started thinking about what I was going to do about it. I have no problem being a part of my own, but I flat out refuse to have anything to do with another man's progeny. That's where the conflict of interest came in.

Today, I found out that Jesus did me a solid and performed the abortion for me. It's sad in a way, and that's the emotion I showed on the outside. On the inside, I was dancing like a brother on the Maury Povich show. I'm not opposed to having a kid when the time comes, but now was not the time.

Big ups to the J-man.





I remember when you had told us that dude, congrats but the question is did the husband know that she was preggers?
04-18-2014 08:59 PM
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RE: Jesus Loves Me on This Good Friday - A Pregnancy Story
I don't think so. She had just past 2 months and she was barely showing a belly, and that was only when she didn't have a shirt on. They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch. I think her plan was to go on until it was obvious. Apparently it's more difficult to pin down a conception date the further along you are.

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04-18-2014 09:04 PM
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(04-18-2014 08:50 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  He works in mysterious ways, motherfuckers! Praise the lord!

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04-18-2014 09:28 PM
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(04-18-2014 09:04 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch.

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04-18-2014 09:32 PM
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Stories like this always make me feel kind of sad. Maybe I'm just not alpha enough.
04-18-2014 10:09 PM
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I'm shaking my head because I'm Catholic and your celebrating a miscarriage on good Friday but I'm grinning cause I know that feeling bro! (Not with a married woman though)

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04-18-2014 11:30 PM
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RE: Jesus Loves Me on This Good Friday - A Pregnancy Story
The stress the woman put herself under didn't allow for a successful pregnancy. Doubt it was the actions of the good Lord.

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04-19-2014 12:48 AM
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Hey - a man can't feel guilty about a miscarriage Banana

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04-19-2014 01:23 AM
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(04-18-2014 09:32 PM)Suits Wrote:  
(04-18-2014 09:04 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  They don't even share a bed anymore. She tells me that she sleeps on the couch.

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Game not recognized until its "I know he sleeps on the couch" vs. "She tells me.." Until then I defer to Biz Markie.




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04-19-2014 11:11 AM
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