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The Shit Test Thread
I was searching for shit test examples and ways to pass them on the forum and couldn't find a dedicated thread...so here goes.

I'm posting this in the Game forum so that you playas can help out new comers with any specific examples of shit tests and ways to ace them.

The Mentality one should have according to a user:
1. What a silly bitch, I can't take her seriously.
2. So I'm gonna fuck with her.

Shit Tests I've found on the forum so far:
Shit test 1
Her: Do you remember my name?
Me: Yea, it's Jeff
Then text her name or move on without answering
Later follow up: "Oh good I was worried you forgot my name!"

Shit test 2
Her: Are you smart?
Me: I'm a genius.

Shit test 3
Her: Are you strong.
Me: What you mean? I won the Worlds Strongest Man contest last year... you didn't see me on ESPN? You should DVR that...

Shit test 4
Her: you should buy me dinner
Me: no you should cook me dinner
Or me: Yeah (laugh) I know what you want, but Im not giving that easy
Me: oh yeah, are you hungry? (sexual tone)
Me: "Perhaps. Do I get some sex out of it?" -might be overdoing it
Me: "Good idea, I'll buy it, you cook it! And dessert will be something special, I promise."

Shit test 5 text
Her: "So i just remember its my friends bday tonight i can't make it, sorry"
Me: "unsubscribe" TEXT GAME

Shit test 6
Girl: "Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Me: "Its complicated" (smirk?)
Or me: " It's hard to find a quality girl these days "
Me: "I have a lot of girlfriends, but shhhhh don't tell them ; )"

Shit test 7
Her: I think there were many very good looking men in the club that night.
Me: "Yeah, weird, because all the girls were just sort of average"

one of the best responses is NO RESPONSE/IGNORE

Another tip
Smirk slightly,look at her briefly, roll eyes slightly, look away. Say nothing. Then start non sequitur conversation. 90% of shit tests passed

Shit test 8
Non verbal shit test..
Me: "stop acting like my 8 yr old sister" or walk away

Shit test 9
Her: Do you love me?
Me: "Come here and I'll show you"
Me: Nope, I'm using you to get to your best friend. Didn't you know?

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"So, what are we? Are we dating?"

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Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: Good things come to those who wait.
Me:


How would you guys respond to this?

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(04-19-2014 10:20 PM)simonafc Wrote:  Her: Good things come to those who wait.

I'd go nuclear and pretend like I didn't hear her correctly.

"Good things come to those who rape???"

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Haven't thought of a good response to these recent text shit tests.

Met a girl at a club, made out with her and got her number. After a few texts I asked her to hang out..she says

"Why should you deserve that privilege? (hair flip emoji)"

couple texts later...

"I don't even know your last name, how can I trust you?"

Gave her my last name in a moment of stupidity. Fell into her frame. Game Over.

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I'm not that great at shit tests, but I could sure use the practice since

(04-20-2014 02:07 AM)thisisastage Wrote:  "Why should you deserve that privilege? (hair flip emoji)"

Me: " Don't push it lady, you're the one with the privilege, keep that up and you might lose out"

(04-20-2014 02:07 AM)thisisastage Wrote:  "I don't even know your last name, how can I trust you?"

Me:"You can't trust me, my last name is Scumbag"

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Whoever first came up with the "game is trolling women" theory solved shit tests for me. When I get a verbal shit test, I just troll.

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Great idea for a thread!

I've got a good one. When I was in Tokyo, I was chatting up a non-Japanese girl at a club, and she asked me:

"So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

How would you respond to this?

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(04-20-2014 03:37 AM)Biologist Wrote:  "So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

Me: " yeah..why not " *said in a light-hearted sarcastic tone*

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I find the best shit tests come from girls who are calm and gentle one text then explode out of nowehere in another. I always seem to egg them on then shut them down.

My best technique for shit tests is my own ability to ignore it.

Her: "so when are we going to be serious" - Me: "Lets go dance"

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Very common shit tests are girls asking you to do/get things for them.

Response: don't

Last week a girl (half-jokingly) asked me to bring a my TV-series DVD's to her place so she could watch them. She called me to ask me this. My verbal response?

Me: "So you called me to ask me to do something for you that you know I'm definitely not going to do?"

Her: "I was just testing you, and you failed haha"

Me: "No, a total bitch would get in his car and drive DVD's to your house. You know you don't want that guy."

EDIT: Also, backing out of tentative plans. Made half-assed non-definite plans for Saturday with a regular bang of mine who has been waning the past couple weeks (got involved with some guy and decided she wants to stay single)

(over text verbatim w/ timestamps) 11:56 am-Me: What's up tonight?

12:18 pm-Her: I don't think I can hang tonight. I'm going to be dead after this shift [FYI: It's a Saturday, she cuts hair, and she gets out at 730...]

12:25 pm-Me: Hah

12:26 pm-Her: I don't know why I offered to work the day before Easter

12:28 pm-Me: That's an awful excuse I'm deleting your number

12:33 pm-Her(hamster going): I'm pretty sure we didn't have solid plans. I'm sick, have worked 8 days in a row and just want to go homer and sleep after this crazy day. But whatever, do what you will.

10:32 pm-Me: Lol just giving you a hard time don't worry. Let me know when you're free

10:37 pm-Her: Dude. You could've said that earlier. Had me worried that you hated me all day..

10:41 pm-Me:

10:42 pm-Her: I was in such a terrible mood today, haha. And that didn't help.

11:00 pm-Me: Ended up having a busy day sorry

11:22 pm-Her: It's okay. My day ended up not being as crazy as I was anticipating. We'll have to get together sometime this week.

12:45 pm-Me: Deffinitely

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(04-20-2014 02:07 AM)thisisastage Wrote:  "Why should you deserve that privilege? (hair flip emoji)"

It's not a privilege, it's my right

"I don't even know your last name, how can I trust you?"

I don't have yours either but hey here we are...

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(04-20-2014 03:37 AM)Biologist Wrote:  "So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"
I found you.... (look around the room with a bored expression)

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Her: I'm not gonna have sex with you.
Me: That's what she said. *smirk*

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(04-20-2014 02:07 AM)thisisastage Wrote:  Haven't thought of a good response to these recent text shit tests.

Met a girl at a club, made out with her and got her number. After a few texts I asked her to hang out..she says

"Why should you deserve that privilege? (hair flip emoji)"

"this bar, that time. Bring flowers"

or

"Does that line work on other guys?"

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(04-20-2014 03:37 AM)Biologist Wrote:  Great idea for a thread!

I've got a good one. When I was in Tokyo, I was chatting up a non-Japanese girl at a club, and she asked me:

"So why are you in Japan? To find a girl?"

How would you respond to this?

Depending on her sense of humor,

"To hunt pandas" (intentionally mix up Japan with China)

"I want to be a Samurai"

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Compendium of Female Super Shit Tests

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(04-19-2014 10:20 PM)simonafc Wrote:  Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: Good things come to those who wait.
Me:


How would you guys respond to this?

Sorry guys, gonna do a correction.

Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: But greater things come to those who work for it.

how would you guys respond to this?

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(04-20-2014 10:36 PM)simonafc Wrote:  

(04-19-2014 10:20 PM)simonafc Wrote:  Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: Good things come to those who wait.
Me:


How would you guys respond to this?

Sorry guys, gonna do a correction.

Me: Good things come to those who wait.
Her: But greater things come to those who work for it.

how would you guys respond to this?

I probably wouldn't use the first line in the first place but in any case just deflect or change the subject with a joke:

"When are you gonna bring me flowers then?"

or

"What' your name again?"

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Her:"So, what do you do for living?"

You:
"I draw snuff hentai featuring preteens who decapitate each other."
"I train dolphins"
"I create fantasy worlds in Minecraft"
"I'm a model for hand creme." - this works if your hands are busted from lifting or fighting. Or if you don't have hands.
"Serial killer"
"Um, breathe and eat?"
"I play triangle in local philharmony"

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Some common ones

1) you're too old
2) you're too young
3) you're too short
4) you're kinda fat
5) you're bald, teeth fucked up, bad breath
6) you're not (or you are) black/white/asian/indian/middle eastern
7) where are your friends
8) why aren't you drinking
9) are you hitting on me
10) i have a boyfriend, i'm here with my girlfriend, it's girls night out
11) what do you do for a living
12) buy me a drink/rose/dinner
13) I have some outratgeous political opinion that I hope you share, otherwise don't talk to me
14) do you have any drugs?
15) how come you don't do X, Blow, smoke weed?
16) hold my purse/drink/spot at the bar
17) let's dance
18) let's go out and smoke
19) we can't go to my place because of my parents/roommates/husband
20) I'm born again, I'm Mormon, I'm Seventh Day, I'm Muslim, I'm Amish
21) will you go down on me first
22) your dick's too small, too big, too skinny

Need I go on?

Whatever clever responses you can think of, will never be enough.

You need to attack the problem, not fix the symptoms of the problem.

If she throws up resistance, you have to get her to feel comfortable, for her to ADVOCATE FOR YOU.

You might be sharp enough to shoot down everyone of her concerns or play them off for a laugh, but if she's not on YOUR SIDE, when her war pig/wildebeest friend comes along, your chick will meekly be lead away. You have to "empower" her to make the right decision, to choose you, and not her man, friends, family, culture, country, music affiliation, reliigion.

That's why old school pick up had you put chicks in the position to role play with you, to create that special bubble. Once you're inside of her mind, she's not going to be on the defensive against you, but against the world.

Cause what you have is special...at least for a night.

WIA

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Met up with this girl from tinder (I ended up banging her). But all through the date

Do you do this all the time?
How many girls have you taken to this bar?
I bet you meet loads of girls of tinder?
And lots more variations of basically the same question.

However I knew she was in too me from her body language so I just agreed and amplified/avoided the questions. Easy enough with the right tools

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Her: You are old and not handsome
Me: Sure little girl
Her: I am a little girl (she's 22).
Me:

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(04-21-2014 07:39 AM)True Killa Wrote:  Her: You are old and not handsome
Me: Sure little girl
Her: I am a little girl (she's 22).
Me:

Your first reply restricts what your second can be.

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(04-21-2014 05:16 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  You need to attack the problem, not fix the symptoms of the problem.

If she throws up resistance, you have to get her to feel comfortable, for her to ADVOCATE FOR YOU.

You might be sharp enough to shoot down everyone of her concerns or play them off for a laugh, but if she's not on YOUR SIDE, when her war pig/wildebeest friend comes along, your chick will meekly be lead away. You have to "empower" her to make the right decision, to choose you, and not her man, friends, family, culture, country, music affiliation, reliigion.

That's why old school pick up had you put chicks in the position to role play with you, to create that special bubble. Once you're inside of her mind, she's not going to be on the defensive against you, but against the world.

Cause what you have is special...at least for a night.

WIA

Can you give us an example or two WIA to show what you mean? I understand what you're trying to say, just don't know how to accomplish it..Would appreciate it.