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Products No One Thinks About The Sexual Applications Of
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Products No One Thinks About The Sexual Applications Of
Today, I found myself searching for towels that were the size of bedsheets, after taking a squirter home. Enough action happens on my bed that I thought "hey, why don't I just get a towel for bedsheets, and then it'll be easier to clean!" This lead to me realizing I couldn't find a towel large enough and wondering why the people who make bedsheets don't list how easy or hard it is to clean jizz, period blood, and lady juices out as a selling feature. Everyone has sex in beds, yet no one ever sells a bed as the place to have sex.

It's okay to use sex to sell just about any product, but for some reason, the moment you start asking sex related questions about a product, people give you weird looks. The whole absurd search for a large towel reminded me of this sketch:





Of course, I doubt I'm the only one ever to look for the sexual applications of non-sexual products. Several people have told me that coconut oil makes great lube (tried it, totally does) and is an anti-viral, allowing players who rawdog to get some all-natural STD protection.

I'm curious if anyone else has found themselves in asking sex related questions, when looking for products or talking to customer service people, or if anyone has suggestions for products or features that only people having a lot of sex would think about.

Also, if you know where I can order a bed-sized towel, let me know.

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06-01-2014 05:25 PM
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I can't participate because "the uploader has not made this video available in your country".

Happens a lot. I want to punch whoever selected "don't allow video in Russia" on youtube. Fucking dumb.

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06-01-2014 05:29 PM
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RE: Products No One Thinks About The Sexual Applications Of
Would a bed-sized towel not be difficult to stick in a washing machine?
06-01-2014 05:36 PM
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I wouldn't say they are "bed size" but a lot of beach towels tend to be pretty big compared to normal ones and there's places that sell them even bigger than the norm size. Have you tried those?

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06-01-2014 05:38 PM
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RE: Products No One Thinks About The Sexual Applications Of
Looking on Amazon I found microfiber sheets. That thing is used in kitchen towels, which absorbs a lot of water, and dries fast after just a wring.

That might be an option.

Anyways, cotton sheets made from the same material fluffy towels are made would be great. Perhaps with something on that makes them stain resistant.
06-01-2014 05:41 PM
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I use a waterproof mattress cover.
Does not solve the problem or stained sheets, but it does protect the much more expensive mattress. It is slightly noisier, think 'crinkly', than a regular padded cover, but not so much I notice. Same with the comfort - the plastic part is covered with a fabric padding. None of my visitors notice anything different. Try it out.
06-01-2014 06:20 PM
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You can use a banana skin to masturbate.
06-01-2014 06:28 PM
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RE: Products No One Thinks About The Sexual Applications Of
How about towelling fitted sheets? They don't look nice though...
06-02-2014 08:04 AM
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I'm wishing I'd made an investment in a waterproof mattress cover. I thought I'd found my million-dollar-idea, but turns out it's already been invented. I'm currently dating a girl who lets out a lot of love juice, and my mattress is utterly destroyed. I'm doing a lot more laundry than I ever did before now, too, with the bedsheets and insufficient mattress protector. It's worth it though.

My black satin sheets- chicks love them. Horrible for jizz stains, but pretty easy to wash the lady juice out, and you don't see any stain from that.

I'm surprised there isn't more about waterproof mattress covers on the forum. This is an essential product we all need.
11-22-2014 01:05 PM
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Wouldn't this be the same product for kids that wet the bed?
11-22-2014 01:42 PM
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