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Accidental DHV
This happened to me a few months ago but it worked out brilliantly...

After a night at the bars I had this 30yo (who I was semi seeing) in bed after some rigorous exercise. I had placed my iphone onto the combo stereo/charging station next to my bed. At 1:40am I get the following text:

I: Hey! Where's my dic pic! lol

Now, there is usually only one reason someone gets a call/text at that time of night. Booty call.

The 30yo was crawling over me trying to grab at the phone and see who it was from. Girl demands to know who it is; why she is texting me, etc. She was getting pissed!

I had nutted shortly before this; I was half asleep and I had been drinking earlier. My mental faculties were not the sharpest and I gave her some short answers.

Me: "It's a girl I used to see. Last time we talked I told her to send me a titty shot. She said she would if I sent a dick pic first."

Of course now she wants all the info on the "slut". I accidentally let it slip that this girl was 22. Holy shit what happened next! The girl I was with went crazy! Calling the other girl a child and that I should be ashamed of myself. (I am 42).

After that, vitually nothing was off the table. Anal, facials, etc. I have never gotten blown so much in my life. Especially not while married.

The 30 stayed around for awhile. I got hurt at work and she was over everyday with food/wine, taking me to appointments, etc. But she would still bring up the "child" whenever she got mad at me.

So this got me to thinking. Maybe have a buddy text you impersonating a female and let her accidentally see it. Or hide another phone and excuse yourself from the room. Leave your main phone and text yourself. You know she is going to see who it is from.

She told me that she told her friends about it. One of her guy friends gave me props. He told her it was a baller move.

I've mentioned it to some of the younger guys I work with and they all love the idea but I don't know if any of them have tried it. If anyone does please report back how it worked for you. I cannot be held responsible for any bodily harm you may suffer, however.
07-20-2014 07:28 PM
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07-21-2014 12:41 AM
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RE: Accidental DHV
Don't involve buddies.

Get a fake text / call app...easy as shit to set this up...fake pics and all

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07-21-2014 03:32 PM
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RE: Accidental DHV
Dread Game indeed.

You already built enough attraction.

I've recently experienced the same expression with a 33 year old, who called a 21 year old I talked to a "child". She did it with perfect "hamsterese" indignation as well.

In some instances it can backfire as some older women cannot stand being in competition with a way younger hotter woman, but Dread Game is always a good part. Women love to know that the man they are fucking has other hotter younger options. In a way that arouses and validates them for their excellent choice.
07-22-2014 04:13 AM
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Video RE: Accidental DHV
Came across this prank on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWv8KsTdjRg





A guy (tourist) asks strangers (preferably cute) to take a pic of him. Hands them over his phone. Just as the stranger is about to take the pic, a call/text from "Fuck Buddy *3" comes. Pretty hilarious. The guy seems to be using a buddy to do this, but I guess there are apps to fake it. Cool DHV technique.
09-16-2015 12:52 AM
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RE: Accidental DHV
(09-16-2015 12:52 AM)gusfring Wrote:  Came across this prank on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWv8KsTdjRg





A guy (tourist) asks strangers (preferably cute) to take a pic of him. Hands them over his phone. Just as the stranger is about to take the pic, a call/text from "Fuck Buddy *3" comes. Pretty hilarious. The guy seems to be using a buddy to do this, but I guess there are apps to fake it. Cool DHV technique.

I thought of something like this years ago. Was visiting a buddy down in NC and had a couple broads on the beach take a pic of us for memory's sake. After we walked off I was thinking "Imagine if while they were holding my phone I got a phone call and the caller ID was something ridiculous like 'Kanye West' or something" then we started thinking about ways to show off status by spoofing VIP's or girls with hot contact photos to call you.

Anyway yeah this is dread game. Letting a girl know you have options and she is just a dime a dozen. If she has the feeling you have one foot out the door they will often go the extra mile to keep you around because that anxiety drives them up the wall.
09-16-2015 02:14 AM
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RE: Accidental DHV
Nice. Bro. You could even set up a sext buddy pbrogram. It auto-replies all this dtf shit straight to you. Keep them DHV undercurrents runnin.
09-16-2015 04:40 AM
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RE: Accidental DHV
That is so fucking swish.
09-16-2015 04:44 AM
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