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RE: Scary Mommy Confessions
I've had a woman once remark to me in passing that she wishes she had never has her kids, so I find a lot of these confessions quite tame.

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RE: Scary Mommy Confessions
Quote:I wish drinking wine all day was an acceptable behavior
Quote:I taught the kids to make me a glass of wine

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"When I see women in public with tattoos, I automatically demote not only their beauty, but their intelligence. Oh did I mention I have 9?"
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07-31-2014 06:14 PM
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(07-31-2014 04:07 PM)kaotic Wrote:  "I am way more jealous of women that can embrace their fat bodies than I am of skinny or athletic bodies. The fat happy mom has a glow that excercise will never produce"

Lolwtf

glow? that's just grease oozing out of their pores. Laugh
07-31-2014 08:07 PM
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RE: Scary Mommy Confessions
I have book marked that site for any future one-itis on the part of myself, friends or offspring. These women, by the nature of the site...all have children.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
07-31-2014 08:26 PM
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(07-31-2014 04:49 PM)Trev Wrote:  
Quote:Last night, I had an upsettingly vivid premonition that I will die by being shot point-blank through my right temple. I'm a social justice activist & have been known to have prophetic ability. Cannot shake the image.


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Hope she gets that on YouTube. One less idiot.

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Anthony Hopkins, as Hannibal Lecter in the Silence of the Lambs, only spent 16 minutes on screen, won an Oscar, and created perhaps the most bone-chillingly scary character ever to appear in a movie.

Hannibal Lecter has nothing on this. They could do a two hour movie just on the inner mental workings of a 30-something suburban housewife and not a single man in the cinema would leave with clean underwear.
08-01-2014 01:34 AM
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Quote:Faithful 34 year old wife and mom. DH thinks I slept with 3 guys before him. I counted, I had 19 dicks inside my mouth, hooch or both before him. Truth is, I'd like another 19 if I could!
08-01-2014 07:04 AM
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If there was ever a comment that encapsulated the mind of an American woman, it would be the following:

Quote:I'm a single mom, fast food manager. I own my home, car paid off and we have a great life! Fuckers judge me constantly bc what I do. You want fries with your shitty opinion bitch?! I'm happy as a fucking clam.
08-01-2014 08:16 AM
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(08-01-2014 08:16 AM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  If there was ever a comment that encapsulated the mind of an American woman, it would be the following:

Quote:I'm a single mom, fast food manager. I own my home, car paid off and we have a great life! Fuckers judge me constantly bc what I do. You want fries with your shitty opinion bitch?! I'm happy as a fucking clam.

yeah she sounds really happy, and charming to boot.

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08-01-2014 08:38 AM
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That site is like a bad car crash painful to look at but you cant turn awayConfused. Some random confessions:

Quote:I got drunk last night & let my husband fuck me in the ass. Now I'm walking funny 'cause it feels like I've got a cactus up my butt.

Quote:I find doggie style w/H really boring and I never O, but I do it all the time because it affords me a break from having to see H's face and/or make facial expressions to pretend I'm into it. LOVE sex, but not with him.

Quote:I fantasize about being completely naked and being fucked on a stage as about 300 people watch...I do.

Quote:I want a cheeseburger, chocolate, then a bath in a nice hotel room, followed by some blow, booze, cigarettes and a hot young guy that wants to bone. I am a married religious ed teacher with four kids.

Quote:I can only have sex with my husband if I pretend he's Paul Walker. I can't bring myself to sleep with him since he died. I'm so ridiculous.

Whoa

Quote:When I say "I love you" in DH direction I'm not talking to him...I'm talking to his salary.

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we know this shit already, but boy is it funny reading these!
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The horror......the horror.....
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(07-31-2014 08:07 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  
(07-31-2014 04:07 PM)kaotic Wrote:  "I am way more jealous of women that can embrace their fat bodies than I am of skinny or athletic bodies. The fat happy mom has a glow that excercise will never produce"

Lolwtf

glow? that's just grease oozing out of their pores. Laugh

Clearly she's never worked out a day in her life and ate right.

Otherwise she'd have that post workout glow/glisten along with better looking skin with a healthy clean diet.

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