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RE: Irish People Taste American Snacks
(09-28-2014 06:34 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 10:09 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  The video in the OP is a great reminder of a couple things:

1. Americans eat and drink chemicals as a matter of course.
We periodically remember this, but are generally so accustomed to seeing people eat and drink chemistry experiments instead of food that we don't even notice it. The American diet--except for the tiny minority that's diligent about it--consists of unnatural colors and flavors that confuse and harm the human body. In other words, this is why we're fat.

2. Foreign chicks are properly skinny.
The coincidence here is that I've recently met several Irish chicks in random situations. What did they all have in common, besides their paleness? They were just naturally thin. Not thin because they're running 30 miles a week or doing kipping pull-ups in their Cross-Fit™ class, but just femininely thin naturally. And that's Irish chicks, who don't necessarily have the reputation of being the thinnest of the herd. Every time I meet real French, German, or Eastern European chicks--and I see what natural thinness from eating a normal diet looks like--I'm painfully reminded that American men are getting screwed on a daily basis.

I've recently returned from a trip to rural Ireland to see my family.

I hate to break it to you but they are starting to get properly fat over there too…not quite to UK or even US levels just yet but it's happening.

10 years ago you would have been right.

The malaise is spreading.

Ireland's still about a million times more pleasant to spend time in than the UK though.

Not to change the subject, but what's better about Ireland vs. UK. I don't know much about either but planning a trip.
09-28-2014 09:04 PM
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(09-27-2014 11:16 AM)Blick Mang Wrote:  One of the first things I noticed in Europe was that sugar is added as a primary ingredient rather than high fructose corn syrup. Big difference between the two

I've read the reason why we have HFCS in everything is because in the 80s there was a sugar embargo placed on us that drove prices up. The rest of the world doesn't seem to have this problem... I've bought Mexican sodas with real sugar.

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09-29-2014 11:11 AM
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(09-27-2014 11:50 AM)Felix88 Wrote:  May be I am going crazy, i can tolerate the Irish video but I have strong urge to punch all the ones in the Americans videos in the face everytime I listen to their voices save for 1 guy.Dodgy

What's with America and sugar?

What's with wanting to punch random people whom you don't like?


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(09-29-2014 11:17 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 11:50 AM)Felix88 Wrote:  May be I am going crazy, i can tolerate the Irish video but I have strong urge to punch all the ones in the Americans videos in the face everytime I listen to their voices save for 1 guy.Dodgy

What's with America and sugar?

What's with wanting to punch random people whom you don't like?
You want to punch them because they are hipsters acting the way you'd expect them to.

And Irish.. You guys don't eat sugar huh?
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(09-29-2014 11:17 AM)iknowexactly Wrote:  
(09-27-2014 11:50 AM)Felix88 Wrote:  May be I am going crazy, i can tolerate the Irish video but I have strong urge to punch all the ones in the Americans videos in the face everytime I listen to their voices save for 1 guy.Dodgy

What's with America and sugar?

What's with wanting to punch random people whom you don't like?

In America there's no limit to the number of faces that need to be punched in. It's like whack-a-mole.
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Still don't get why people eat this shit constantly.

I keep it as natural as possible. As soon as my body eats shitty food (read: drunk munchies) my bodies tells me to fuck off.

Yeah the UK is getting pretty fatty like their American counterparts.

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(09-29-2014 01:44 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Still don't get why people eat this shit constantly.

I keep it as natural as possible. As soon as my body eats shitty food (read: drunk munchies) my bodies tells me to fuck off.

Because it's easy - people are so lazy they'd rather open a bag of potato chips than make a snack using vegetables.
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I think this one was hilarious. Its a British guy who tries a Reese's peanut butter cup and almost gags.
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It's a culture of convenience. America makes it very very easy to eat crap. There is a system behind it of course.

As others have noted, counterparts in Europe eat much more healthily. It's literally very hard and very expensive to be a fat ass in countries like France. UK is the closest culturally to the US in Europe and so they are always five years behind. They are slowly creeping up on the fat cells we have in America.

France has a lot of fresh foods, a lot of people go to the market to buy foods to make, they eat slowly and not force down burgers and doughnuts for 30 min lunch break. Generally lunch in Europe is a soft hour rather than the hard 30 mins enforced in North America.

When you combine all that plus the artificial BS in the food, the compounding result is that you will see the most exotic arrangement of fat on a human being in the US.

It was in the US that I saw my first angel wings. It was in the US that I saw a lizard carrying so much back fat, it looked like someone had slapped her and her tits flew around her shoulders and stuck to her lats.

It was in the US that I first saw a man, with twigs for legs and arms, chest etc but with a belly the size of Obelix.

It was in the US that I saw someone with that huge fat pouch that fell down over her vagina so that even if she shaved her minge, you would not see the quim lips but actually an extension of the gut malformed into something new.

Only in the USA.

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