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(07-10-2015 04:00 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Photo of the new Ghostbusters in uniform:

[Image: ghostbusters_uniform.0.jpg]

Ernie Hudson has held up great over the years. He looks just like he did in Ghostbusters II.
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(07-10-2015 04:00 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Photo of the new Ghostbusters in uniform:

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Wow, look at the middle one - they got the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from the original to replay his role after all these years.

Take care of those titties for me.
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Anyone got any pictures of the new "Janine Melnitz" in this one? Since the genders are all reversed, my best guess is that Johnny Depp will reprise his role from Willy Wonka for this blockbuster epic!

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And that means that Stay-Puft will have big saggy marshmallow titties and Gozer will be a "nimble little dude" instead of "Minx"....

Which is to say nothing of the replacement for "Walter Peck", which as the female Peter Venkman will say, "It is true, your honor... this chick does have a dick!"

"Well THAT'S what I HEARD!!!"
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(07-10-2015 08:18 PM)manly5000 Wrote:  Anyone got any pictures of the new "Janine Melnitz" in this one? Since the genders are all reversed, my best guess is that Johnny Depp will reprise his role from Willy Wonka for this blockbuster epic!

Actually, it's Chris Hemsworth. Feminist hypocrisy in action: fat, unattractive women in the lead roles, but they still have to have a hot-looking male in the film.
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Wait wait wait... fucking THOR is going to be Janine in the new Ghostbusters?

That just won't do... bring on Johnny Depp!

Seriously though, how much more disgusting can this sh!t get? Fuck this planet.

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This brings back a memory. The original Ghostbusters came out in the summer in what might have been the busiest season in the history of my hometown. Since there were so many people in town and only a single digit number of total movie screens on the boardwalk, I had to try three different nights to get into Ghostbusters before it sold out. On the third try, I got in and it was like the accomplishment of the year. Just getting in. I think I was with a member of my immediate family and a neighbor kid (not the famous guy), who was annoying the hell out of us. I'm pretty sure nobody will be fighting to get into or trying many times to get into this ridiculous remake with the sloppy looking women.
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(07-10-2015 04:00 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Photo of the new Ghostbusters in uniform:

[Image: ghostbusters_uniform.0.jpg]

I suspected it would be a piece of shit, and it sure looks that way from this photo.

Found a NSFL picture of their exorcism-on-the-beach scene:










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(07-10-2015 08:03 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  
(07-10-2015 04:00 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Photo of the new Ghostbusters in uniform:

[Image: ghostbusters_uniform.0.jpg]

Ernie Hudson has held up great over the years. He looks just like he did in Ghostbusters II.

No, man, this isn't Ghostbusters 3, they're remaking Armageddon.

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After reviewing the thread title...these are not at all cum dumpsters...donut dumpsters definitely and possibly tuna trawlers

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(01-30-2015 01:04 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(01-30-2015 12:45 PM)richler Wrote:  Lindy West weighs in (as it were) at GQ, which once claimed those initials stood for "Gentlemen's Quarterly".

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2015/01...women.html

Quote:To that end, I don't think we should stop with Ghostbusters. Let's make every new movie going forward, and remake every classic movie, with all-female casts! Don't worry, men--there'll still be work for you (until you hit 40, I mean--ew). You can play the secretary! Or the girlfriend! You'll be great! I'd put down that donut if I were you, though.

All-female Ocean's 11. All-female The Hangover. All-female Stand By Me. All-female Lord of the Rings. All-female Fight Club. All-female Star Wars. All-female Reservoir Dogs. The new Indiana Jones? Instead of Chris Pratt, how about Viola Davis? Hey, let's extend it to TV too! All-female Mad Men!

I'd say we'll only need, like, 100 years or so of that to achieve gender parity. After all, it's only fair. (And don't worry--you'll get used to it! Maybe the women in your life can give you some tips.)

Or, if you don't like that idea, I'm prepared to receive your counter-offers.

Oh, all-female Ghostbusters sounds pretty reasonable now? GREAT. THEN LET'S GO WITH THAT. GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.

She was supposed to be a celebrity journalist, but of course it's clear that it is the usual feminist crap.

The only difference being that while we joked about redoing all Hollywood classic into all female casts, she actually wants it to happen.

Fuck them all! I won't be spending one fucking dollar on Hollywood crap any longer - let the Lindy West's go and watch those movies which will undoubtedly suck.

And see how she tries to make it look as if men at age 40 lose attraction to females. No you fucking moron - at around 35 we peak for the broad demographic, while you hit the wall!

Any Red Pill men who buys GQ should feel ashamed of himself.

I would ask Humungous Whale why she wants to remake films with all women that were originally created, from the director to the interns, by 99% men?

Howabout instead pushing the notion that women create original ideas instead of stealing men's creations?

The obvious answer is that just like with losing weight and changing shitty behavior, that would take actual effort and acceptance that society doesn't revolve around people like her.

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And the shittifying of Ghostbusters continues, this time skullfucking the poor old fucking Ecto-1.

Original hotness, Futura Ambulance/Hearse Combination mounted on a 1959 Cadillac Fleetwood Professional Chassis. Flowing lines and smooth shape bringing out the ghostly theme of the subject matter, adding police lights to give it a sense these guys are serious business:

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Gentlemen, the feminist reinterpretation:

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Rear end doesn't get any better:

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Unlovely as an arseful of piles, oversized yellow light thrown on there presumably to show "WE IZ WORKING WOMEN!", stupid fucking hood ornament that's presumably meant to look cute, pink loudspeaker that looks like a misplaced clit, and a swimming pool ladder stuck on the side for no fucking reason whatsoever.
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(07-17-2015 07:44 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  And the shittifying of Ghostbusters continues, this time skullfucking the poor old fucking Ecto-1.

Original hotness, Futura Ambulance/Hearse Combination mounted on a 1959 Cadillac Fleetwood Professional Chassis. Flowing lines and smooth shape bringing out the ghostly theme of the subject matter, adding police lights to give it a sense these guys are serious business:

[Image: 37817-1_l.jpg?125419]



Gentlemen, the feminist reinterpretation:

[Image: 20403-1.jpg]

Rear end doesn't get any better:

[Image: 20399-1.jpg]

Unlovely as an arseful of piles, oversized yellow light thrown on there presumably to show "WE IZ WORKING WOMEN!", stupid fucking hood ornament that's presumably meant to look cute, pink loudspeaker that looks like a misplaced clit, and a swimming pool ladder stuck on the side for no fucking reason whatsoever.

I've seen ECTO-1 replicas made by amateurs on regular station wagon platforms that look infinitely better than this sorry excuse. You'd think a movie studio with an unlimited budget would bring forth something exponentially better than this. This looks like something two 15 year-old kids in a freshman vo-tech body shop class would cobble together. Even then, I'd give them a 'C' for a half-assed effort.
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(07-17-2015 08:20 AM)lemko Wrote:  I've seen ECTO-1 replicas made by amateurs on regular station wagon platforms that look infinitely better than this sorry excuse. You'd think a movie studio with an unlimited budget would bring forth something exponentially better than this. This looks like something two 15 year-old kids in a freshman vo-tech body shop class would cobble together. Even then, I'd give them a 'C' for a half-assed effort.

Fuck, Sony still has Ecto-1A. It's mouldering away on the lot somewhere.
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This looks really not good. Even the comments are not too happy.

Although I kinda like the revamped theme.

For fun compare it to the original trailer. Everything is much more minimal - and the ghosts/action is kept obscured.




By the looks have CG fest in the reboot - this will not be a good Ghostbusters movie.
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Lol. The big black girl. Also, imagine these old turds without makeup. Wasn't the original cast young and in shape? Also all these women look like idiots. Only in America.
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I wonder if anyone will claim that "we're just panicking", "it's just a fun action movie" and "the film is not feminist propaganda at all" this round like it happened with Mad Max and Star Wars.

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Lol there are more down votes than up votes for the trailer. Not something you see everyday.

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That new trailer should come with an extreme trigger warning.
For any man who grew up as a kid loving the original film, this new film is merciless torture porn.

This is going to be a disaster of biblical proportions, worse than 40 years of darkness and cats and dogs living together....but we can't do anything to stop it.
Honestly, I feel as helpless in this situation, as this guy:



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(03-03-2016 10:32 AM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  



This looks really not good. Even the comments are not too happy.

Nothing I want to pay money to see more than frumpy white chicks with a whale chick and a token fat black chick doing stuff with CGI and a jew directing.

Sounds good!
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(03-03-2016 11:15 AM)Buakaw Wrote:  Lol there are more down votes than up votes for the trailer. Not something you see everyday.

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I've never seen a trailer get hammered like that.

Sony should be shitting their pants by now..even more than from the North Korea hacking e-mail leaks.
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Did they disable the comments? I like reading negative comments...
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(03-03-2016 10:32 AM)CH-Toronto Wrote:  



This looks really not good. Even the comments are not too happy.

Although I kinda like the revamped theme.

For fun compare it to the original trailer. Everything is much more minimal - and the ghosts/action is kept obscured.




By the looks have CG fest in the reboot - this will not be a good Ghostbusters movie.

I didn't laugh once.

The new theme is banging though. Hopefully it gets used in a *good* movie sometime in the future.
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That was a horrible trailer of being to try hard funny.

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The new trailer is lit like a drama. Dark & moody with right colors. Superhero movie lighting.

Compare to the original - high key white comedy lighting.

Drama lighting is the kiss of death for a comedy. It's why they bomb. It's subtle, so most people won't notice it, but it sucks the laughs out. Your brain goes "this looks serious" on some level.

Great example of this - Jim Carry's The Cable Guy (1996). Legitimately funny movie. But it bombed at the box office. Why? Dark moodly lightning. You don't notice it - but your brain does.

Don't get me wrong - I like that visual style - but it doesn't belong in this film.

The new music is the only thing this trailer has going for it. Everything else is off and wrong.

Looking at the original trailer - nothing is trying to be funny. It's selling itself as a comedy - but with ghosts! Wow! The new one is selling itself as a dark action supernatural movie - but with comedy! Wow!

Totally different sell. And the wrong one, because for most Ghostbuster fans, the comedy and characters are the sell, and the supernatural elements are just the setting.

All the media headlines I've seen gush at it's goodness. The Cathedral is out in full effect. This movie is gonna bomb.
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I love the original and the new one looks awful. It will probably die on its arse.

I’m not sure why the SJWs are not highlighting the fact that the black one is a tranny?
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