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(11-13-2014 05:49 PM)calihunter Wrote:  
James T. Kirk

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Now I'm not going to get into the whole Kirk-Picard thing here, not just because it's essentially the nerdiest debate ever recorded in the annals of nerddom, but because I really don't have anything against Picard. I like him. I really do. However, in terms of sheer badassery, it doesn't get much better than Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701, the man who shot first, didn't ask questions, sucker punched the dead bodies and then made out with the alien widows.

In later years the United Federation of Planets got all touchy-feely with their "Prime Directive" and their "settle things through diplomacy" passive-aggressive touchy-feely bullshit, but back in the day Captain Kirk didn't give two craps about introducing himself to a newly-discovered alien species by fixing them a homemade spaceman knuckle sandwich and then stomping on their genitals. His unique fighting style of dishing out flying dropkicks, judo throws and double-hammerfists like Bruce Lee doped up on ten pounds of quaaludes was way more balls-out than any alien motherfucker could handle, and those who were tough enough to withstand his fumbling fists of fury found themselves on the receiving end of a patented James T. Kirk OPEN HAND JUDO MOTHERFUCKING CHOP. His technique of slapping someone in the neck with the blade of his hand was so vicious it could drop a fucking blood-lusted Minotaur in it's tracks.

On the (very) rare occasions that the face-punching and the hand-to-hand combat wasn't working out for Jim, it's not like he didn't have other options to fall back on either, because nothing gets in the way of a starship Captain and his insatiable need to jack up some bastard space aliens. He didn't have a problem whipping out the phaser and blasting the shit out of assholes, hopping in the Enterprise and firing enough torpedoes to destroy the solar system, or engineering some crazy makeshift weapon and using it to slaughter an entire civilization. He had no compunctions about self-destructing enemy vessels, violating long-standing peace treaties and basically doing whatever he wanted to whomever he wanted at all times. He didn't bow down to bullshit Starfleet regulations, and he certainly didn't fuck around when it came to weird xenomorph motherfuckers that were just asking to have their space shit wrecked.

But it wasn't all just about punching alien fighter pilots in their stupid space faces, breaking Klingon Bat'leths over his head and photon torpedoing Romulan vessels into the Delta Quadrant for Kirk. He understood the Holy Trinity of Space Captaining - you kick the asses of the hideous evil alien spacemen, you blow up any vessel that doesn't have your country's logo emblazoned on it's hull and you make out with every hot alien babe you can get your hands on. And holy shit was he a space player. The women he met on his intrepid expeditions could have six heads, purple skin, four arms, it didn't matter. All chicks in the galaxy understood the universal language of Captain Kirk's space package, and all of them swooned like wounded doves every time he emerged from a fistfight with a giant taloned alien monster with half of his uniform top ripped off. He had hot alien babes flinging themselves at him all across the universe, and didn't give two shits about ignoring Starfleet regulations, disobeying his direct orders and swooping down to the Bikini Beach Blanket Bingo planet for a couple days of 1960's-style surfing parties and scoring with every scantily-clad bipedal alien female he thought was even remotely attractive. He was such a space pimp that it's no surprise that he was in on the first interracial kiss in American television history - and I'm not just talking about that time that he got it on with Uhura either, because he was also the first televised Human-Vulcan kiss, Human-Green Skinned Alien Chick kiss, Human-Robo Cyborg Babe kiss, and Human-Alien Psycho Murdering Shapeshifter Woman make out session as well. Basically he was a pioneer in the art of space Frenching.

Now please allow me to take this time to summarize Captain James Tiberius Kirk's entire career as a Starfleet Officer in four pictures:

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Basically, Kirk was awesome. He wasn't interested in any problem that couldn't be solved by making out with a hot babe or kicking an alien in the junk, he had probably one of the coolest sidekicks in the history of Science Fiction, and his job basically was just to fly through the galaxy in a top-of-the-line spaceship having all sorts of crazy awesome adventures. When he was on a planet and had to fight a dude in a green rubber monster costume he invented gunpowder, put together a homemade machine gun out of materials he found lying around and shot the alien in the face with his space cannon. Without even trying very hard he pissed off the tyrant Khan so badly that he swore revenge on Kirk at all costs. He even came face-to-face with God once, and was just like "whatever dude". Kirk rules.

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(11-13-2014 03:49 PM)britchard Wrote:  I'm pretty sure Bilzerian (is now) legit. Think about it, chicks near his social circle see him posting photos on instagram, Facebook etc.. and they get thousands of likes and comments. He is instantly validated, and these chicks want to be in his photos.

He's got decent game too apparently.

That's actually a good point, I didn't consider that. I always wondered why he even wasted time posting photos, but I guess the initial time/cash involved would be worth it after he gained some fame.
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(11-13-2014 01:20 PM)germanico Wrote:  [Image: Garage.jpg]

Tony Starks garage from the first Iron Man movie.

Thats how my ideal life would be, spend my afternoons reading, working out in my own gym and building cool shit, nights gaming and socializing, being attended by a hot personal assistant that takes care of all of my needs.

This guy did the closest to that with a plane hangar, after seeing that, I thought about buying one old hangar and turn it into a cool place, there are many old hangars in many places in USA and Europe very cheap to buy, better is to have a job that allows you to work from home.

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Add a gym section, hardware tools section and a wall PC screens Batman-like section like below and you are set
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Now that is freedom
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(11-13-2014 06:52 PM)Sailor Wrote:  [Image: 14jan2014---uma-foto-do-jogador-de-futeb...99x491.jpg]

Is there a name for the effect that makes girls appear more attractive when in groups? There should be.
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(11-14-2014 01:51 AM)iop890 Wrote:  
(11-13-2014 06:52 PM)Sailor Wrote:  [Image: 14jan2014---uma-foto-do-jogador-de-futeb...99x491.jpg]

Is there a name for the effect that makes girls appear more attractive when in groups? There should be.

The POA effect.
Plenty of Ass effect.
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(11-14-2014 01:51 AM)iop890 Wrote:  
(11-13-2014 06:52 PM)Sailor Wrote:  [Image: 14jan2014---uma-foto-do-jogador-de-futeb...99x491.jpg]

Is there a name for the effect that makes girls appear more attractive when in groups? There should be.

its called cheerleader effect

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^^^ I'll go out on a limb and guess you're a huge fan of Lord of the Rings.
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Having a time machine would be hard to beat....


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I'd do practically anything to be able to settle on a newly terraformed(or otherwise habitable) planet on the frontier. The space and freedom granted would be more than worth the substantial drop in my material standard of living. True freedom granted by large tracts of ungoverned territory allows people to build their lives without most of the social pressures that typically push toward degeneration and eternal dependence on authority. In fact, I honestly feel that the USA only began to degenerate the day we finally closed the Western Frontier. Perhaps it's just a Western proclivity to explore and settle new worlds in pursuit of this freedom. After all...

The Greeks colonized the Eastern and Central Mediterranean.
The Romans colonized Western Europe and the Balkans.
The Germans colonized the Northern Plain, the Eastern Baltic region, and further down the Danube.
The Vikings colonized the Volga and Dnieper riverlands, Iceland, Greenland, and much of Britain.
The British colonized large portions of North America, Australia, New Zealand, and small portions of Africa.
The Spanish and Portuguese colonized what is now Latin America.
The French colonized England and Quebec.
The Russians colonized everything between the Volga River and the Pacific.

And hopefully now it's time to colonize the Final Frontier. Unfortunately, I was born too early for it and there's also the fact that we're likely either going to merge with machines or be exterminated by them in the next couple centuries. Everything is speculative.

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Realistically, the above. A passionate intellectual community where men can speak freely and our understanding of the universe can increase collectively. I imagine this was how universities were prior to the age of political correctness. It's a shame that they've fallen so far from their founders' intentions.
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(11-14-2014 02:55 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  ^^^ I'll go out on a limb and guess you're a huge fan of Lord of the Rings.

Absolutely. I've been a huge fan of Tolkien's works since I was a young boy. The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of his creation, and what it has become due to the movies sickens me. The commercialization is a mockery of the aesthetic and philosophical impact of the creation.
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I could put countless pictures up.

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The Arizona desert and architecture has such a clean, dry appeal to me.

Also,

Dubai
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I mean in the sense of having a well-organized life and having unlimited insight into human nature and behaviour, not in the sense of being a serial killer cannibal of course.

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I caught an 8.5 ft 135 lb striped marlin once in Mexico, a day after reading Old Man and the Sea, best fishing experience of my life, and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life overall. This guy must have been on cloud 9.
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