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Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
So I've been watching Seinfeld as part of the Roosh program and I've found myself attracted to Elaine. I think it might be because of her really bubbly personalty. What do you guys think about her? BTW the actress who plays her is a total MILF nowadays but lets talk specifically about her character in Seinfeld.
03-14-2015 10:42 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Early years, no.
Later years, yes

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03-14-2015 10:48 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
You will get so sick of her midway through the series however that you will want to strangle her...

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03-14-2015 10:59 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
C'mon, OP. You gotta post some pics


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03-14-2015 11:05 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I see an average-looking Jewish chick. And she looked god-awful in that movie with James Gandolfini. MILF, my ass.
03-14-2015 11:16 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
(03-14-2015 11:05 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  C'mon, OP. You gotta post some pics


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03-14-2015 11:33 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
She's one of the very very few women that looks better with age. Most of that can be attributed to poor fashion and bad haircuts though.
03-14-2015 11:45 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
She's slim, not fat. So there's that.

A quick google shows she looks pretty good for her age (54).

And I'll give her a point for being one of the few women in human history who is actually funny.

03-14-2015 11:49 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Basically the archetype of the slightly-bitchy petite brunettes I always find myself attracted to. So yes.

The last time I went to the strip club with my boys there was a chick there that had the same curly hair. I might have to pay her a visit.
03-14-2015 11:50 PM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Julia Louis Dreyfus, the actress, is also the daughter of a billionaire.

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03-15-2015 12:06 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Was banging the shit out of a 20yr old last year with similar facial structure, so, WB. But that hair needs some serious work.
03-15-2015 12:15 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I hate to say this, but early one she look liked

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And then she tamed her fro

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Something about straightening her hair made her look way better.

I'd say that her character got more slutty as well, so that definitely shades the results.

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03-15-2015 12:24 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
C'mon, Elaine, you knew this conversation was coming eventually.

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03-15-2015 02:34 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
90s hair and fashion makes her look a lot worse then she really is in those pics. She's nothing special, but would bang.
03-15-2015 03:02 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I think I have a completely different system from most guys when it comes to this WYB shit.

For most it's like it's like, "Ok, she's cute enough, yes I'd bang."

Physically, I'm beyond average, so I know every woman wouldn't be able to handle to me to begin with, so I look for women who I believe could and that I also believe would be good in bed -- in addition to meeting a certain level of attractiveness.

There's nothing about "Elaine" that tells me she'd actually be good in bed, doesn't mean she's a bad looking woman, but even being a good looking woman says nothing about what my level of enjoyment is going to be.

I feel like physically I'd be too much for her, on top of that, she'd do something stupid, like ask me if I think we put enough change in the meter when we parked the car, then want to actually check to make sure.

I love Seinfeld, but none of the characters were actually likable people, they were all neurotic and self-centered, which is why they were able to be friends with each other, yet they always ruined their relationships with others.
03-15-2015 03:19 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Cute enough to bang, plus the character is a total slut so you know she'll take it like a champ.

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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
Elaine always looked good, but she never got hot until the end and after the show. They slowly started to take the cover of her looks and made her more sexual towards the end for sure. She had the sneaky hot look under her nerdy Jewish girl character. Hot girls exist like that in real life, if you know how to spot them it is like sticking oil. They go from boring looking 6's to a 9 when dressed up.

It's not like she looked worse being a younger version of herself on the show. She just looked more goofy and nerdy in character but was always good looking underneath it all. I make a living off these types of women. I am more critical of features versus the overall package. I don't care much if a girl is presented to me as "hot" or "sexy", I always want femininity, but all the rest can be smoke and mirrors and I try to screen past it. A girl can't front on her foundation of features such as her eyes, hair, bone structure, body shape, lips, etc. If you zero in on those it is a lot easier to pick out a "Elaine" type from a crowd.
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03-15-2015 04:31 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I always thought that she was the great-grand daughter of Alfred Dreyfus, the French Jew who became a cause célèbre after Émile Zola wrote his letter J'accuse, but after reading her Wiki article, it turns out that their relationship is more distant, that doesn't change the fact that I WB the early 90s Elaine.

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03-15-2015 04:46 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I always thought she was good looking in the Seinfeld years (not in the very beginning). And think she looks great now for her age. I enjoy watching VEEP to see her cuss out of all things, because on Seinfeld there was none of that.
03-15-2015 09:56 AM
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
A funny character, sure. But her leftist politics (the character and the real life girl) always made her unattractive to me. Attitude is everything these days.
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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
WB but her personality has become insufferable to me over the years since she represents the quintessential snarky and "empowered" American woman.

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03-15-2015 11:54 AM
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(03-15-2015 11:59 AM)Dusty Wrote:  


I guess he was sponge-worthy.

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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
I thought she was all right. Her TV personality was grating, but just this side of tolerable. The hairstyle was unique.

I liked that mound of hair right above her forehead.

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RE: Elaine from Seinfeld: Hot or Not?
WNB, she's got a big head. It's too big for her body.
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