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Fat Acceptance Advocates: The Rebel Wilson Story

I am not by nature a malicious individual, but when I see others who I have had respect for start to turn to the Dark Side I will call it out & make no bones.

This bullshit hit my screen today… Rebel Wilson: I May Eat A Lot But I’m Very Healthy

Here's "Rebel"


The picture of health & responsibility

Quote:SHE may play a character called Fat Amy in the upcoming Pitch Perfect sequel, but Rebel Wilson insists she is perfectly in shape.
The Aussie actress told Elle UK that she is “very healthy” and her strength is what gets her through her long days of filming.
“You need to be physically strong for this job,” the 29-year-old told the mag. “I like to have the stamina to work 16 hours a day. I may eat a lot, but I am very healthy.”
The actress also opened up on the responsibility she feels to be a positive role model to girls of all sizes.
“I am the type of girl with zero fashion sense but I am getting into it now,” she said. “It’s becoming important for me.
“I saw a lot of girls were beginning to notice what I wear and I feel a kind of responsibility, because there aren’t any women in Hollywood my size and age.”

I love the new-found sense of responsibility, especially to girls of her size & age.

Quote:She also said that she feels (love the feels! OP) she needs to be “two or three times as good” as men in comedy, because women always given the supporting roles.
“I do two types of job,” she explained. “Dream jobs like female-driven comedies and the other job which is basically the boys’ club. I have done three big movies with men – these are talented, strong-minded males, but you have to find a way to work that system.

I’m sure many of you fellas have had to endure one or 2 of these “female driven comedies” to get a leg over. We Aussie red pillers apologise. Particularly for that Pitch Perfect shit.

Quote:“You aren’t being paid much and you start at a disadvantage with the script. Usually, you don’t have any cool jokes and you’re there to support the male actor. Those male roles are 90 per cent written and formed by the time the filming starts but the female roles are only 20 per cent there.

Victim much? It couldn't be that in life (which art attempts to imitate) men lead & women follow?

Quote:“It’s unfair, but I love being funny so I improve the role, work with the limited parameters and opportunities and maximise them. If you are a woman in that situation you work harder, sharpen your skills more…You need to be two or three times as good as the guys. I just go in there and try and crush it.”

Like this but fatter

I used italics above because “Rebel Wilson” is a name she gave herself. I know this because I grew up with this girl, went to the same primary school (some years apart however) & ended up in numerous shows in my formative adult years through our patronage of & participation with similar theatre companies. I also know her birth name.

Her Wikipedia entry

Quote:Early life and education.

Wilson was born in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. Her parents were professional dog handlers and named Wilson after a girl who sang at their wedding.
She grew up in the suburbs of Kenthurst, Parramatta and Castle Hill. While attending Tara Anglican School for Girls she went by her middle names to avoid being teased. Wilson has three siblings; sisters Liberty and Annachi, and brother, Ryot. Liberty and Ryot appeared on the first season of The Amazing Race Australia in 2011. Wilson's great-aunt was Lillian Bounds, who was married to Walt Disney.

Rebel, Liberty, Annachi & Ryot. Not attention seeking at all. I’m sure Ryot’s Grindr is blowing up.

She was christened & known at school as Melanie Bounds.

Quote:Rebel Melanie Elizabeth Wilson (born 3 February 1986) is an Australian actress, writer, entrepreneur, and stand-up comedian. She began appearing as Toula in the SBS comedy series Pizza from 2003 and sketch comedy series The Wedge. In 2008, Wilson wrote, produced and starred in the musical comedy series Bogan Pride. The following year, she won the Tropfest Best Actress award for her role in Bargain and made a guest appearance in City Homicide. Shortly after moving to the United States, Wilson was cast as Brynn in the feature film Bridesmaids.
She also appeared in A Few Best Men, What to Expect When You're Expecting and Struck by Lightning, leading Variety to name her one of their "Top Ten Comics to Watch for 2011". Wilson also appeared as Becky in Bachelorette and starred in musical-comedy Pitch Perfect, where her role as Fat Amy earned her several award nominations. Wilson created and starred in Super Fun Night, a television comedy that began airing on the ABC network on 2 October 2013 and was cancelled on 9 May 2014 after only one season.

She is a very clever girl. And frankly, I know she could make it as a brilliant screen/stage writer. But as an actress she has always been lacking & always will. Why?

From her earliest days, I have only ever seen her do the same schtick : the butt of all fat jokes. That’s it. She is less funny than Magda Szubanski, because she is not an actor. She is just an intellectual Fatty. FULL(heh)stop.


This is a good pic of Magda, who is hilarious at times, but is always fat.

No doubt Rebel Wilson is coming into her own as a Fat Acceptance Advocate now that she’s gracing the cover of Elle magazine. Witnessing her on-screen ascension while getting into the ‘sphere I can only help but notice more of these fatties gain a foothold in the public consciousness for nothing other than playing or gaining off of their fat, & the acceptance of it that is constantly & shamelessly glorified.

What about a master thread, where we could shame these hambeasts en-mass, collect fat shaming intel, swap gifs & memes & generally keep updated on the various personalities who like to throw their weight around?

Hence, the Fat Acceptance Advocates thread: FAAt

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Jes Baker, a.k.a. The Militant Baker (link to website not included because I know you guys want to keep your lunches down.)

Remember Maria Kang?




Well, all you really need to know about Jes Baker is basically contained in this:



Rolls of lumpy flesh? Check.
Tattoos? Check.
Shit attitude? Check.

Oh, and for bonus points, she believes that plus-size models on runways aren't enough, that she will not rest until the hourglass look for women is also shamed into oblivion and women permit themselves to go Full Jabba on catwalks: http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-42781.html

Relevant quote from one of her attempts at typing:

Quote:Plus-size bodies in high fashion and advertising are most certainly a step in the right direction, but nowhere near where we want to be. It's one of those situations where we must acknowledge both the progressiveness and the ultimate lack of progress.

The hourglass body is important. It's a shape that many women have, and it deserves celebration. However, it shouldn't be the standard of plus-size beauty and it's my hope society can acclimate to seeing larger bodies and embrace all shapes and sizes.

How do we assist in this forward thinking cultural change? We support companies that are doing this already – companies like Curvy Girl, which is using unconventional bodies to model their lingerie. We celebrate look-books from brands like Re/Dress that veer away from traditional silhouettes and promote alternative style. We can support Louise from Body Exchange who is creating an exercise video for plus-size athletes.

And we can flood the internet with images of ourselves in all of our diverse glory.

All shapes. All sizes. All relevant.

Jes Baker is mental health professional, pastry chef, ex-art major, crazy cat lady, fat model and fiery advocate.

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^^ 'Jes Baker is mental health professional, pastry chef, ex-art major, crazy cat lady, fat model and fiery advocate.'

No, she needs to see a mental health professional. To treat those astronomical delusions of grandeur.
She can contribute to the world by supplying soap made from her fat supplies to impoverished nations.

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Hoh My God, Ha-bi-bi!

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(04-01-2015 02:31 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

Trigger warning next time, please!

2/10, would rescue cats from her reign of fatitude

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They're doing it with men too.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entert...44579.html

Quote:James Corden and David Beckham have launched a new underwear line supported by a Justin Bieber-esque ad campaign featuring both men stripped down to their briefs and filmed in black and white, as they describe their need to feel “supported,” “free” and “cradled”.

The spoof, created for Corden’s new US programme The Late, Late Show, sees the two men strike strong poses as their key message is relayed to the audience.

Looks like they're trying to force another weak UK celebrity on the the US market. I feel sorry for you lot, but it's easily avoided by not watching TV.

But back to the fat acceptance. Beckham is a retired footballer(soccer), and is in good shape like all men should be. Corden is in terrible shape but it's OK to laugh at him next to Beckham, he's not afraid to show off his low quality body like a real man should be.

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(04-01-2015 02:31 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Oh, and for bonus points, she believes that plus-size models on runways aren't enough, that she will not rest until the hourglass look for women is also shamed into oblivion and women permit themselves to go Full Jabba on catwalks: http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-42781.html

I hereby propose that all future kaiju 'model' performances be referred to as 'cakewalk modelling"

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

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How apt, the thread opens with an Australian example.

Talking about kaijus, if you guys have watched Pacific Rim, remember that the Australian Jaeger (driven by 2 tall handsome ripped men) was ultimately chosen to jump on the grenade (figuratively, but he did explode) and take out the biggest baddest Kaiju Category 5...

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Just let me know where it swims, I'll send an email to Kyōdō Senpaku.

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WARNING: KAIJU CLASS FIVE INCOMING, SOUND ALL TRIGGER WARNINGS, SECURE ALL EARTHQUAKE-PRONE ASSETS

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relatio...7289286678

The author:

Quote:But Dr Cat Pausé, a senior lecturer and fat studies researcher at Massey University in New Zealand, thinks that given how many of us are overweight, fat sex should be normal daytime viewing.

Daytime viewing public, five minutes after this policy is put in effect:

Quote:“Guess what? Fat people do have sex and a lot of them have really hot sex,” she says.

Just because they're sweating heavily does not mean it's hot sex.

Quote:“Even if being fat is the absolute worst thing in the world morally, health-wise … why does that then mean that fat people are deserving of less human dignity and less human respect?” she continues.

Because, unlike virtually all other medical conditions which afflict the human form, obesity is self-inflicted. It is akin to self-harm. Do you respect someone who knowingly mutilates the form that God/Vishnu/evolution/their parents gave them?

Quote:“Fat people are just as likely to hold anti-fat attitudes as non-fat people because they grew up in a fat-hating culture … it’s not something that you can just turn off,” she says.

As opposed to the fucking treadmill, which clearly was turned off in decades past. Why the fuck does the Left constantly have to call any positive body model as hate for its opposite?

Quote:Dr Pausé hasn’t jumped

In years.

Quote:on the scales for some time but estimates her weight to be about 140 kilos.

And this is the real story: for all her supposed body positivity, she's still too fucking scared to get on the scales and have them scream how unwell she is at her. 140 kilos is obscene. By comparison, the cruiserweight division in boxing tops out at 90 kg. 140 kilos is three. hundred. pounds.


Okay, Hugh's deadlifting 400 pounds here, but I doubt his face'd look much different with 40 kg less.

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Quote:“Guess what? Fat people do have sex and a lot of them have really hot sex,” she says.

(04-01-2015 05:00 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  They're doing it with men too.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entert...44579.html
Looks like they're trying to force another weak UK celebrity on the the US market. I feel sorry for you lot, but it's easily avoided by not watching TV.

But back to the fat acceptance. Beckham is a retired footballer(soccer), and is in good shape like all men should be. Corden is in terrible shape but it's OK to laugh at him next to Beckham, he's not afraid to show off his low quality body like a real man should be.

Agreed.

If anything, it's just an aside to pretend as if fat acceptance advocates care about fat men. It's really about fat women, and their anger about being ignored in favor of fit women.

Besides, no man worth his salt would say that the guy opposite Beckham "looks great" or is healthy. He looks awful and needs to lose a lot of weight.

Anyway, the Onion had a funny article the other day that could be applied to these fat acceptance advocates, and any feminist really:

Woman Has No Business Being An Extrovert

http://www.theonion.com/articles/woman-h...ert,38188/

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(04-02-2015 01:16 AM)CRR Wrote:  If anything, it's just an aside to pretend as if fat acceptance advocates care about fat men. It's really about fat women, and their anger about being ignored in favor of fit women.

This guy gets it. Fat advocates are all women for a reason. A fat man may not like being fat but he knows if he ups his status it's not so bad. A fat woman has to make being fat ok. That's her only option other than settling for a beta she resents.

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Fat girls are so lazy they expect the rest of the world to change for them.

This tendency towards both physical and mental sloth is why they're fat to begin with.

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(04-02-2015 06:46 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  girls are so lazy they expect the rest of the world to change for them.

Adjusted for accuracy.

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Another day, another FA Advocate.

Today's subject is scientologist Greta Van Susteren who's not happy with comments made about Kelly Clarkson recently.

What comes first to mind when you view these pics?





Would it be “She could stay off the deep dish pizza for a little while”?

That's exactly what happened on The Mike Gallagher Show

Greta was quick to advocate for the whale. Leading Mike to cower...

Quote:Tubby Mike is the last person in the world who should bring up anyone’s weight. I couldn’t possibly feel any worse than I do for making an observation that led to the conclusion that I “fat-shamed” this talented and classy entertainer. It was a really stupid thing for me to do. – Mike

No Mike, the stupidity lies in the apology. Just look at those ham hocks.

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Mon Dieu! That japanese gif of hamster petting is just marvelous!

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I read somewhere that Kelly Clarkson had gotten fat but hadn't actually seen visual confirmation until now. Fuck me sideways. She even has the skrillex thing going on too. Horrid.

The whole "fact acceptance" cultural movement - or lack of movement - is the epitome of delusional sense of entitlement, narcissism, and ignorance. It's also incredibly sexist to boot.