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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
(05-09-2015 06:09 PM)spook Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:31 PM)kmhour Wrote:  [Image: 2878060C00000578-0-image-a-44_1431105201635.jpg]

[Image: tumblr_inline_mjb48kdQZV1rcb9i5.gif]

Guess I'm staying on, because there's no way that shit's getting me off.

Funny.

But this attitude is lethal. Excess weight will create a domino effect of health problems, especially in women. Men have more muscle mass and can handle weight better.

To get an idea of how stressed Schumer's body is, find a woman her height but 30 pounds lighter, and make that woman carry around 30 pounds in a backpack all day. See how she feels.

Then make her carry the weight around for a month. She'll end up with back problems, aching knees, rapid heartbeat, dizziness, and a host of other issues. As the years tick by, these stresses become full-blown illnesses like diabetes, herniated discs, blown knees, high blood pressure, heart disease, etc.

And unlike in men, they don't usually work themselves out after some weightlifting or treadmill. Doctors -- and everyone else -- ignore the obvious because they try to be politically correct. But "the obvious" is that men have beards (to protect them from the elements), muscle mass, and thicker skulls. We evolved to take blows and weather difficult conditions.

Women's bodies are not like this. The stereotype of the delicate girl evolved for a reason. For example, parents of girls who play soccer are learning this when their daughters get injured at a far greater rate. (In 2008, the New York Times referred to this phenomenon as "the uneven playing field." Sorry if nature is sexist, guys.)

"Why is he telling us all this?

Because for women, this lack of body maintenance is trouble waiting to happen and if you end up with a woman like this, it will be your trouble too.

Schumer's attitude is bleeding out into the mainstream and effects everyone -- and that includes men.

I should know. It happened to my ex. I'm writing this now on May 10, 2015. Ten years ago today, at 7:30 p.m., my ex-wife got a sharp pain in her back. It didn't go away. It started a chain of problems that went on for a half decade and consumed our lives and ultimately ended our marriage and lost us our house.

She always got back problems when she put on weight. But this time age had caught up with her and it spiraled out of control (her job stresses -- all self-created, by the way -- were the cause of her weight gain). You can live like Schumer when you're 30, but it'll catch up with you. All this is probably my fault for not riding my ex more about diet and exercise, but is this a position you want to be in?

Schumer might have "no plans of changing." But I can guarantee you her "plans" will soon include a host of visits to primary care physicians and perhaps surgeons and "pain management" docs.

In our personal lives, we all know those scary, broken older women whose lives are a mess of aches, pains, meds, doctors, pill addictions, "fibromyalgia" and depression. Well, congratulations. You've just met their younger selves in Amy Schumer.

Her attitude will benefit a lot of people in the medical field who are getting very rich off "body acceptance." They'll be very happy to accept her both body and her money.
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
She reminds me of that one girl from the "15 Examples Of How Much Prettier American Girls Would Be If They Lost Weight " article on ROK:

   

A shame she probably won't try to get in shape.
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
(05-09-2015 01:31 PM)kmhour Wrote:  [Image: 2878060C00000578-0-image-a-44_1431105201635.jpg]

Size 6 in Whale measurements?

She's nowhere near a size 6 human female, unless they're fudging with female cloth sizes yet again.

One of my pet peeves is when people would say something like "she's tiny, like 110lb (~50kg) soaking wet" when they want to imply that said female is small and deserving of protection aka Captain Save A Ho Bait. Sometimes I can't help but blurt out "she's nowhere near the 50kg weight class!" - always a crowd's favourite, socially.

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
(05-10-2015 01:50 AM)StrikeBack Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:31 PM)kmhour Wrote:  [Image: 2878060C00000578-0-image-a-44_1431105201635.jpg]

Size 6 in Whale measurements?

She's nowhere near a size 6 human female, unless they're fudging with female cloth sizes yet again.

One of my pet peeves is when people would say something like "she's tiny, like 110lb (~50kg) soaking wet" when they want to imply that said female is small and deserving of protection aka Captain Save A Ho Bait. Sometimes I can't help but blurt out "she's nowhere near the 50kg weight class!" - always a crowd's favourite, socially.

Try not to mention fudge. You just encourage her.
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(05-09-2015 11:09 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 06:09 PM)spook Wrote:  
(05-09-2015 01:31 PM)kmhour Wrote:  [Image: 2878060C00000578-0-image-a-44_1431105201635.jpg]

[Image: tumblr_inline_mjb48kdQZV1rcb9i5.gif]

Guess I'm staying on, because there's no way that shit's getting me off.

Funny.

But this attitude is lethal. Excess weight will create a domino effect of health problems, especially in women. Men have more muscle mass and can handle weight better.

To get an idea of how stressed Schumer's body is, find a woman her height but 30 pounds lighter, and make that woman carry around 30 pounds in a backpack all day. See how she feels.

Then make her carry the weight around for a month. She'll end up with back problems, aching knees, rapid heartbeat, dizziness, and a host of other issues. As the years tick by, these stresses become full-blown illnesses like diabetes, herniated discs, blown knees, high blood pressure, heart disease, etc.

And unlike in men, they don't usually work themselves out after some weightlifting or treadmill. Doctors -- and everyone else -- ignore the obvious because they try to be politically correct. But "the obvious" is that men have beards (to protect them from the elements), muscle mass, and thicker skulls. We evolved to take blows and weather difficult conditions.

Women's bodies are not like this. The stereotype of the delicate girl evolved for a reason. For example, parents of girls who play soccer are learning this when their daughters get injured at a far greater rate. (In 2008, the New York Times referred to this phenomenon as "the uneven playing field." Sorry if nature is sexist, guys.)

"Why is he telling us all this?

Because for women, this lack of body maintenance is trouble waiting to happen and if you end up with a woman like this, it will be your trouble too.

Schumer's attitude is bleeding out into the mainstream and effects everyone -- and that includes men.

I should know. It happened to my ex. I'm writing this now on May 10, 2015. Ten years ago today, at 7:30 p.m., my ex-wife got a sharp pain in her back. It didn't go away. It started a chain of problems that went on for a half decade and consumed our lives and ultimately ended our marriage and lost us our house.

She always got back problems when she put on weight. But this time age had caught up with her and it spiraled out of control (her job stresses -- all self-created, by the way -- were the cause of her weight gain). You can live like Schumer when you're 30, but it'll catch up with you. All this is probably my fault for not riding my ex more about diet and exercise, but is this a position you want to be in?

Schumer might have "no plans of changing." But I can guarantee you her "plans" will soon include a host of visits to primary care physicians and perhaps surgeons and "pain management" docs.

In our personal lives, we all know those scary, broken older women whose lives are a mess of aches, pains, meds, doctors, pill addictions, "fibromyalgia" and depression. Well, congratulations. You've just met their younger selves in Amy Schumer.

Her attitude will benefit a lot of people in the medical field who are getting very rich off "body acceptance." They'll be very happy to accept her both body and her money.

^^That's some serious Sith-level truth there. +1'ed.

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Damn...Amy used to be "bangable" but now I can definitively say I would kick her fat ass out of bed. Awful.

4/10 would not bang

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Tramp stamp of course present:

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But there is always a good tip to be more pretty as a woman. Surround yourself with more ugly or fatter girlfriends:

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This is probably the worst of the piggy lot:

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There was once a time when she wasn't vomit-inducing. Charlie Sheen Roast, 2011

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^^^ I think that is what happens when the work just gets too hard. And the will gets broken. Rather than trying to keep fighting and minimizing the damage women tend to go "Awww fuck it".

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Guys the male feminists want to talk to you:

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(05-09-2015 12:46 AM)Other Barry Wrote:  You know when you think "I know I'm going to regret it if I click this link, but I can't myself"?

Yep.



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I have grave concerns about the mental health of any woman who is shaped like that, but brazenly claims to be a size 6.

The only explanation I can come up with that would lead to her honest belief is such an obviously incorrect statement of fact is that her personal shoppers buy her size 16s and scratch out the '1's to feed her ego.

However, I suspect her belief is less than "honest".
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The big story now is that Amy Schumer is saying "I'm 160lbs and can catch a dick any time I want."

To which I respond: "Not a hard one."

I don't like to let too much of my personal life out on here, but this was a recurrent problem with me and someone who put on weight during a relationship. How do I know it was her? Because when I wasn't with her, I didn't have the problem.

Women can fool themselves into thinking beauty has different standards, blah blah blah. They can lie. The media can lie. Men can lie to them.

But the dick doesn't lie. The penis is the ultimate truth-teller when it comes to "beauty standards."

It's probably not a coincidence that as the average woman's weight skyrocketed, so did sales of Viagra. As Tom Leykis used to say, "young and hot girls are a natural substitute for Viagra."

If you're a 160-pound woman reading this, it's not him, it's you.
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Scarlett Johannson was the only girl I considered a ten, and now I've seen this thread I don't believe any exist Sad
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I had hoped this thread got locked.

But sadly, I was wrong Laugh

From the article DOBA linked - Good lord she is the sex symbol for 2015?
Quote:Amy Schumer gave a hilarious speech at the Glamour Awards, in which she said weight is no obstacle to romance.

Schumer, who was presented her award for Trailblazer of the Year by Jennifer Saunders, said: "I'm not nervous. I'm very glamorous. I don't feel out of place here."

She added: "I'm 160lbs and can catch a dick any time I want."

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Who the fuck is Amy Shumer?

Not kidding.

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Of course she can "get dick" anytime, she's a Western woman.

Now if she said, "I can get married/relationship anytime I want" - THAT would be a story.
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I notice she didn't say "quality" dick.
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Strong independent woman™ again conflates "catching a dick" with "romance".

So you can get guys who are out of your LTR league to nut inside you. Good for you. Wonder why they don't stick around and wife you up?
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(06-04-2015 06:07 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Women can fool themselves into thinking beauty has different standards, blah blah blah. They can lie. The media can lie. Men can lie to them.

But the dick doesn't lie. The penis is the ultimate truth-teller when it comes to "beauty standards."

It's probably not a coincidence that as the average woman's weight skyrocketed, so did sales of Viagra. As Tom Leykis used to say, "young and hot girls are a natural substitute for Viagra."

If you're a 160-pound woman reading this, it's not him, it's you.

Yeah - a limp dick is for many women an assault on their attractiveness. Despite all the moxy many of them still think it's their fault to a degree. And they are right of course. Sometimes it's just sexual chemistry, but more often it is lack of attractiveness, ugliness or the fattening.

Of course we can be at fault as well for a variety of reasons, but I know after talks that some less attractive women experienced "limp-dick-syndrome" way more often than the 8s and 9s. Also when a woman ages she will experience it more often. Young girls in their teens and early 20s exude a different smell and taste that they lack already in their 30s - regardless whether they are in shape or not. I am certain that this is also one of the reasons why we are so aroused by them in their prime.

There is no substitute to hot young pussy.
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(06-04-2015 03:02 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Young girls in their teens and early 20s exude a different smell and taste that they lack already in their 30s - regardless whether they are in shape or not. I am certain that this is also one of the reasons why we are so aroused by them in their prime.

There is no substitute to hot young pussy.

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