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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
(10-14-2015 07:03 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  
(10-14-2015 06:45 PM)MTLer Wrote:  I can't remember an actress/comedian being pushed down our throats as hard as Schumer. Her looks aren't great but that's irrelevant because she's really not funny at all, talentless charmless well-connected broad. Often times ugly chicks tend to be funnier but not her.

Agreed. this chick must've done some kind of deal with the devil to be in our faces so much with no looks and no talent

They are doing the same thing with Mindy Kaling too. She's an ugly indian troglodyte but they are trying hard to make her some kind of minority sex symbol and genius female comedian. She already had one show flop but it was resurrected again because studio/network execs apparently see some angle here.
10-14-2015 11:05 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Amy Schumer once raped a man.

"Finally, the door opens. It's Matt, but not really. He's there, but not really. His face is kind of distorted, and his eyes seem like he can't focus on me. He's actually trying to see me from the side, like a shark. "Hey!" he yells, too loud, and gives me a hug, too hard. He's fucking wasted."

"....And then came the sex, and I use that word very loosely. His penis was so soft, it felt like one of those de-stress things that slips from your hand?"

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10-17-2015 08:31 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
She also talks about how he passed out repeatedly during the act.

Feminist logic: this is ok, but a man having sex with a woman who has had two beers is raaaaaaaaaaape.
10-19-2015 01:27 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
I never got all the hype with her, never found her that funny
10-19-2015 03:50 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Because she isn't pretty a lot of women like her. Something was on last night on HBO, some comedy special and the only people were laughing were women. Either it was 100% women there or clearly she only appeals to women.

I find it funny that is she, and others like her, are being forced onto society. Yet, they scream about the patriarchy and the limited roles they get, BUT clearly they are the favorites of those in power. Or else their talentless faces would never be seen. So, are they really that powerless like they say?

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Interesting...

AMY SCHUMER CALLED OUT FOR STEALING PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES, VIDEO SURFACES

http://comedyhype.com/amy-schumer-called...-surfaces/

10-19-2015 07:59 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
(10-19-2015 07:59 PM)CRR Wrote:  Interesting...

AMY SCHUMER CALLED OUT FOR STEALING PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES, VIDEO SURFACES

http://comedyhype.com/amy-schumer-called...-surfaces/

The fucked up thing is that she totally ruins the jokes. Awful.

No shit it's not cool to sub in your guy friend without the girl knowing. She has to explain it away to make sure she's all PC and crap. What a worthless "comic."

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10-19-2015 08:35 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer thread
(10-19-2015 07:59 PM)CRR Wrote:  Interesting...

AMY SCHUMER CALLED OUT FOR STEALING PATRICE O’NEAL JOKES, VIDEO SURFACES

http://comedyhype.com/amy-schumer-called...-surfaces/

Quote:As someone who opened for Patrice five nights in a row in the 2005/2006 era, I can tell you that he was not an originator of most of these but a collector. The fact that they even existed amused him to no end. He would spend the last ten minutes of his sets, just sitting on the stool telling the audience about these : the whodini, the dirty whodini, the angry dolphin, cleveland steamer, the mummy, the pirate, etc, he would get audience members telling him about ones he hadn't heard.

It seems that some of them are comedy staples, but Patrice was one of the more well-known comedians who used them. And yes - Schumer certainly made it sound worse.

Also - as I predicted the movie reached almost 150 mio. by 138 mio. $ and there will be a sequel or further Amy Schumer movies.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?pag...reck15.htm
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10-20-2015 12:57 AM
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My favorite one of those is the bucking bronco:

While fucking a girl from behind, wrap your legs around her, grab on to her titties as tightly as possible, then scream out the name of another girl. It'll be like riding a bucking bronco.

I heard about that one in high school. Classic.
10-24-2015 11:14 PM
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http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/awa...7592540699

Quote:At one point during the speech, the 34-year-old addressed fellow honouree, director Tom Hooper, for his remarks earlier in the night about Amber Heard who plays a ballerina in his new drama The Danish Girl.

“You know what, Hooper? Amber Heard may be your perfect girl but look at these thighs,” she said while lifting her dress. “I told you backstage I was scared I was going to pull up my dress.”

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I've said it before, her entire schtick is being angry that men think other women are prettier than her.

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The word bloated comes to mind. Stop eating.
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(10-19-2015 03:50 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  I never got all the hype with her, never found her that funny

Great candidate for a hatefuck, though.

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^ I don't think that I could get it up with her. Would need Viagra and Levitra combi.
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She came out of nowhere though. Eerie.
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(11-06-2015 12:56 AM)Eskhander Wrote:  She came out of nowhere though. Eerie.

Jewish, born wealthy, though father later went bankrupt. Mother divorced him of course later. Still - her uncle is a US senator, so I doubt that she was ever poor.

If you have a modicum of talent and those connections, then you can make it work.
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Looks like Amy likes to rip off jokes. She even stole from Patrice.













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Amy Schumer even makes other women cringe at her unfunnyness:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheMattWilste...7874879489
09-20-2016 08:25 PM
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She's just a sleazy burlesque act designed to appeal to society's lowest common denominator, who just a few generations ago wouldn't have even been employable outside of an illegal bordello in a low-income slum. The kind of "lady" that underclass ghetto dwellers who were pregnant by age 12 would look up to, so they can feel like they're contributing to "female empowerment" by sucking off the neighborhood pot dealer in exchange for a Happy Meal.

Oh, and she looks like Porky Pig.
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RE: Amy Schumer thread
Only reason why I know of Amy Schumer:
RVF: Amy you turbo dyke, you're not funny.
Milo: Amy you turbo dyke, you're not funny.
Steven Crowder: Amy you turbo dyke, you're not funny.

Frankly would have never heard of or paid attention to her otherwise...
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RE: Amy Schumer thread
She's not funny.

When I think about it I've never genuinely laughed at a woman's joke. Last time I did laugh was when I was a beta male and I was trying to laugh my way to her vagina. And as you could guess it didn't really work.

Something that really bugs me when I am in a social gathering, the other guys will laugh at any "joke" the girl says. And I will have to fake few laughs here and there to show still be a part of the crowd. It's just part of the game I guess.

I wonder what kind of men goes to her shows?
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The only time Amy Schumer made me laugh was because of John Cena.




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(11-05-2015 06:09 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  ^ I don't think that I could get it up with her. Would need Viagra and Levitra combi.

I'm not sure that would be enough to give me a stiffy. I think I'd have to do a Weekend at Bernie's and use strings to move it around.

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I would bang her for the lols and also to end my year long dry spell. If she was skinnier she could bump herself to a 7.

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RE: Amy Schumer thread
she is butt ugly without makeup to conceal her imperfections, I do think she is funny tho...I'm going to take a look at the joke stealing videos however alot of comics do this.

That movie of hers proved how an ugly woman can have a steady stream of dick on demand adn have attitude about it as well...the power of the pussy was really what that movie was about.
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