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(11-13-2016 04:00 PM)Meat Head Wrote:  I would bang her for the lols and also to end my year long dry spell. If she was skinnier she could bump herself to a 7.

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RE: Amy Schumer thread
Y'all heard Amy Schumer is in talks to portray some version of Barbie right?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...ie-barbie/

Let's see...

BBQ Barbie,
Buffet Barbie,
Bloated Barbie...

As for me, I think this privileged white chick needs to step aside for the 'woman of the year'.

Bruce Barbie!
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(12-03-2016 06:19 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  Y'all heard Amy Schumer is in talks to portray some version of Barbie right?

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...ie-barbie/

Let's see...

BBQ Barbie,
Buffet Barbie,
Bloated Barbie...

As for me, I think this privileged white chick needs to step aside for the 'woman of the year'.

Bruce Barbie!

Milo's take:

"It's no surprise they're considering Amy Schumer for the Barbie movie. She'll be the ultimate feminist icon of today: ugly, fat, hateful and talentless."

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RE: Amy Schumer thread
Amy has addressed the "trolls" who point out the fact that she's fat and bears zero resemblance of Barbie.

Quote:Is it fat shaming if you know you're not fat and have zero shame in your game? I don't think so. I am strong and proud of how I live my life and say what I mean and fight for what I believe in and I have a blast doing it with the people I love. Where's the shame? It's not there. It's an illusion.

Apparently being overweight and sporting fat rolls does not make one fat.

Quote:The comedian's book, "The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo,"

Jesus. She wrote a book titled, "The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo." She might literally be the most repulsive woman in America. "I'm an obese slut who's proud of it and am actively encouraging young girls to be just as shallow, vapid, and narcissistic as me."

The comments on the article provided some gold. Here are a few of my favorites:

Quote:Oh, thank God.... it's been almost a month since an Amy Schumer fat shaming story was posted on Yahoo. I was getting concerned that something bad might have happened to the publishers. Glad to see everybody is okay and is back to shoving this disgusting pig of a human being down our throats!

Quote:Did you see her semi nude Pirelli calendar shoot? At first I wondered why the Pirelli calendar had the Michelin Man then I figured out it was her.

Quote:Amy Schumer to play Barbie? Hahahah, looks like she will need not a Barbie Corvette but a Barbie Semi to haul her big ass around.

Quote:Are the Muppets missing a character?

Quote:Words can't change the fact she is an obese sow

Quote:But..she is fat. I don't really care who plays Barbie, but holy hell, to have multiple chins and claim you're not fat?

Quote:She is fat. End of story.

Quote:Do they call Barbie the double meat double cheese doll now?
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No wonder Ken is rumoured to be gay.

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BBQ Barbie.
Buffet Barbie.
Bloated Barbie.

Collect the whole set!
12-07-2016 12:36 AM
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Just a joke thief.
& a shoplifter.
& a liar.



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I didn't know that Amy Schumer is the cousin of Chuck Schumer. Chuck who? Democratic Federal Senator Chuck Schumer. How convenient....

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12-16-2016 09:52 AM
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(12-16-2016 09:52 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  I didn't know that Amy Schumer is the cousin of Chuck Schumer. Chuck who? Democratic Federal Senator Chuck Schumer. How convenient....

Please - many famous actors, comedians or politicians are connected to the bazoo with other bloodlines. The guys above take those things seriously. Family connections are the best predictor of success if you have your shit straight.
12-16-2016 10:12 AM
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RE: Amy Schumer thread
I just saw this commercial yesterday. It's amazing how Schumer (and I honestly don't think she was acting in this one) inadvertently confirms many red pill truths:

1) She's a fat, old, miserable spinster, all alone for the holidays.

2) The man is married to an attractive, thin woman--the polar opposite of Amy.

3) Schumer shoots a look of vitriol towards the woman, who is everything she wishes she could be. She wreaks of jealousy.

4) The mom is much happier than Amy.

5) She realizes she could never attract a high value man or be a part of a loving family.



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Only in America in 2016 could this be considered a "knockout" body:

[Image: LBpmoW3.jpg]

Make America slender again!

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It is far worse than that in the USA:

http://www.mogaznews.com/en/Fashion/170928.html

Caitlyn Jenner has a knockout figure too:

Quote:Caitlyn Jenner shows off her knockout figure in tight ...

[Image: 3de0441278.jpg]

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12-16-2016 05:03 PM
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^^

If you guys had to choose, which of them would you bang: Schumer or Jenner?
12-16-2016 05:19 PM
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(12-16-2016 05:19 PM)Dan Woolf Wrote:  ^^

If you guys had to choose, which of them would you bang: Schumer or Jenner?

I think any guy who would choose Jenner should have his RVF license revoked. Schumer is a fattie, but she can get her hair done and is bangable if you are super-horny enough:

[Image: b7dc4d5e2fdc908e6aa7e1d769de4db4.jpg]

I think the fattest chick I fucked was only a few pounds off Schumer's figure.

But I sure as hell did not fuck a 60yo Jenner-tranny in the ass.
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(12-16-2016 05:26 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(12-16-2016 05:19 PM)Dan Woolf Wrote:  ^^

If you guys had to choose, which of them would you bang: Schumer or Jenner?

I think any guy who would choose Jenner should have his RVF license revoked. Schumer is a fattie, but she can get her hair done and is bangable if you are super-horny enough:

[Image: b7dc4d5e2fdc908e6aa7e1d769de4db4.jpg]

I think the fattest chick I fucked was only a few pounds off Schumer's figure.

But I sure as hell did not fuck a 60yo Jenner-tranny in the ass.

Who said anything about anal? You guys could just do some mutal sounding. google at your own risk.

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(12-16-2016 10:12 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(12-16-2016 09:52 AM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  I didn't know that Amy Schumer is the cousin of Chuck Schumer. Chuck who? Democratic Federal Senator Chuck Schumer. How convenient....

Please - many famous actors, comedians or politicians are connected to the bazoo with other bloodlines. The guys above take those things seriously. Family connections are the best predictor of success if you have your shit straight.

[Image: nepotism.jpg]

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(12-16-2016 02:26 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  Only in America in 2016 could this be considered a "knockout" body:

[Image: LBpmoW3.jpg]

Make America slender again!

For Christ's sake, if you're gonna post that shit at least include some eye bleach. Here, I'll have Debbie shake up a bottle of it for you:

[Image: 8gbpw.gif]

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Haha, doesn't any man foolish enough to click on a Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer thread have a bit of masochism in his soul? I kid, I kid! Big Grin

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Fucking christ amy schumer just gets uglier and uglier. Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a fat guy with tits? I mean that FACE is so fucking mannish I'd lose my boner.

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She looks like a blonde Melissa McCarthy.
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Hollywood is shoving Amy Schumer down our throats like Schumer shoves food down her own. I'm so tired of seeing this bitch everywhere.

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(12-18-2016 12:36 AM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  Hollywood is shoving Amy Schumer down our throats like Schumer shoves food down her own. I'm so tired of seeing this bitch everywhere.

She really isn't that attractive.
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Why does this fat, worthless bitch deserve a thread?

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WB all in bunga-bunga-party.
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