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Not only is she no longer funny and is veering to SJW bullshit, but it turns out her seemingly 6/10 face and chubby-but-not-bad body were just clever makeup and camera trickery this whole time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...awaii.html

Daily Mail says she has a "bikini body", and a "curvaceous figure".

Whelp, you be the juge...

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05-08-2015 09:34 PM
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She looks like white trash when fat and nearly naked... The tramp stamp just seals the deal. So much for being hip.
05-08-2015 09:45 PM
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05-08-2015 10:08 PM
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(11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
05-08-2015 10:17 PM
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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini
Her body is clearly not ready for the beach.

(11-15-2014 08:45 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home".
05-08-2015 10:21 PM
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Take care of those titties for me.
05-08-2015 10:22 PM
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My 86 year old great aunt has a better physique than this human Cabbage Patch Kid.

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It was coming...



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Who is Amy Schumer and why should I care? WNB

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Avast ye lubbers! 'Tis the white whale!

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mmmmmm... potatoes
05-08-2015 11:13 PM
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(05-08-2015 09:34 PM)Ziltoid Wrote:  [Image: 2877CBD200000578-0-image-m-43_1431105183572.jpg]


WNB checklist
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Anglo granny face
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Cankles.
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05-08-2015 11:29 PM
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Every time I see a fat-ass stomach like that on chick, I wish Van Damme popped out and did this:

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The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

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05-08-2015 11:47 PM
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(05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

It's called The Whale Test.

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05-09-2015 12:09 AM
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You know when you think "I know I'm going to regret it if I click this link, but I can't myself"?

Yep.
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(05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  [Image: 2877F71000000578-0-image-a-47_1431105292439.jpg]

The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

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She could've jumped, but then they would've needed an excavator to pull her fat ass out of the sand.
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This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth
05-09-2015 12:57 AM
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(05-09-2015 12:57 AM)Pestilence Wrote:  This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth

More like we need fat shaming century I think...

She's certainly not got a "bikini body" ughhh

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The comments on that article supporting her, though. Smh.
05-09-2015 01:17 AM
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She's #BeachedBodyReady

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Why did I click this? I expected a human cabbage patch kid and got Jeremy Clarkson.

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Why did I have to click... why did I have to click...

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