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What's Your First Thought When A Woman Tells You She's A Feminist?
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In my mind I put them on the tier of an autistic person who wears a tinfoil hat. Except those people probably have more analytic capability. After meeting this woman, I don't know what steps below that there are, but she's in that class of person/thing.

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My friend had an extra concert ticket for a band I really enjoy. He told me some friends were coming but I didn't care because in my mind they were probably cool bros since my friend was in fact, a cool bro himself. However, I had the misfortune of meeting this "female". My friend's-friend's girlfriend basically. I didn't cause a huge scene because it was my favorite band and I didn't want to cause tension between my friend and his friend. I figure you guys will at least get a chuckle.

Let me describe her
  • 5'1 250-300 pounds with tattoos, slightly neon streaked hair, piercings and affluent parents.
  • Liberal arts graduate student.
  • She shamed her boyfriend when he cracked a joke or two claiming he was being both racist and sexist.
  • Tried to make herself seem incredibly intelligent by blabbering on about minute details nobody cared about in her studies and how it will "change the world."
  • Talked about how her male professors weren't as supportive as female professors and were probably sexist that's why she didn't get that grant or acknowledgement for her shit paper.
  • Mentioned the word patriarchy 3-4 times at least. (Oh and I heard the word "jezebel")
  • She literally would not shut the fuck up the entire car ride and when I spoke to my friend she would inject herself into the conversation. She never listened and only waited to talk next.
  • When my buddy asked me about my thesis, she was trying to chime in about it almost as if she were trying to correct me on my own fucking thesis. Keep in mind I'm an engineer. Once i corrected her she name dropped a friend who worked at NASA and I said "good for him."

The list could go on. I honestly don't understand how this guy stays with her (well I do but it's sad). Mind you, I'm 6'1 and her boyfriend was taller than me and at least average looking/build. But he was a shell of a man. I've seen men with his physical features easily score much more attractive women.

I tried to find redeeming qualities (I'm a nice guy, what can I say) but I literally could not find a single one. Mind you at this rock concert, she fucking sat down in a chair in the corner of the venue while we all enjoyed the hell out of the show. Not only did she sit down SHE FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE SHE'S TOO FUCKING FAT TO STAY AWAKE.

Then by the end of the awesome show she said "Oh I've seen better." I told her it was an awesome show and if she didn't sit down and fall asleep she would have enjoyed it more. She looked at her boyfriend to defend her but he laughed. I chatted with him a bit the car ride home and she didn't say much. (Except she tried to tell my friend how to drive and that she wanted fast food)

I honestly never thought I would see all the stereotypes mentioned here rolled into one. I was kind of shocked and laughing at the same time. I'm in my mid/later 20's and have had some life experience but I thought these kind of people were exaggerated in news articles for more publicity.
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RE: What's Your First Thought When A Woman Tells You She's A Feminist?
never met one in RL, I guess it's because we don't have anything like gender studies in college so despite the MSM talking a lot about gender quotas in managing positions or domestic violence against women it's hard to meet one in the flesh. In that case I would try to change her mind with my dialectical skills.
05-22-2015 12:09 AM
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If she is normal looking or hot, I will think she probably doens't know what a feminist is and is just a slut that is worth a pump and dump, nothing more, nothing less. If she is fat, I really don't care because she is invisible to me.

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05-22-2015 12:12 AM
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I would react as if she said she is the easter bunny

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05-22-2015 12:16 AM
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(05-21-2015 11:46 PM)fiasco360 Wrote:  She looked at her boyfriend to defend her but he laughed. I chatted with him a bit the car ride home and she didn't say much.

As he laughed it seems to me that this is not a hopeless case.
Spread the word, invite him to join RVF and see if he bites.

And let us know if he can be saved.
05-22-2015 12:18 AM
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(05-22-2015 12:18 AM)Selembao Wrote:  
(05-21-2015 11:46 PM)fiasco360 Wrote:  She looked at her boyfriend to defend her but he laughed. I chatted with him a bit the car ride home and she didn't say much.

As he laughed it seems to me that this is not a hopeless case.
Spread the word, invite him to join RVF and see if he bites.

And let us know if he can be saved.

I think I gave him a little courage because I was retorting some of her BS. But he's also a liberal arts feminist type, it might not be worth the effort.
05-22-2015 12:25 AM
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Doesn't happen much, fat chicks are pretty much invisible to me...

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RE: What's Your First Thought When A Woman Tells You She's A Feminist?
It depends on their appearance; a cute and young self-proclaimed feminist is probably naïve and becomes wet while thinking of 'egalitarianism' but a fat feminist is almost always bitter and an example of a stereotypical cunt.

Oh yes, I'm so privileged you literally can't even.
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(05-21-2015 11:46 PM)fiasco360 Wrote:  
  • 5'1 250-300 pounds with tattoos, slightly neon streaked hair, piercings and affluent parents.

    I honestly never thought I would see all the stereotypes mentioned here rolled into one.

Laugh

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Instant turnoff.

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RE: What's Your First Thought When A Woman Tells You She's A Feminist?
Going entirely by the question posed in the title:

"I'm getting laid tonight."

Edit:
Read it, and I'll just change that to "ABORT!"
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(05-22-2015 12:55 AM)kerouac Wrote:  Going entirely by the question posed in the title:

"I'm getting laid tonight."

Edit:
Read it, and I'll just change that to "ABORT!"

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From an unrelated thread:

(04-06-2015 10:17 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  When a cute chick calls herself a feminist in conversation:

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RE: What's Your First Thought When A Woman Tells You She's A Feminist?
If she's hot, she instantly becomes nothing more than P&D material.

But most of them look like this. I don't even bother speaking to them long enough to learn any of their stupid opinions.

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"I bet she does anal"

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How can I use this to my advantage?

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(05-22-2015 05:33 AM)Gmac Wrote:  
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How can I use this to my advantage?

You start a business, employ her, make her feel empowered, keep her busy and feeling important until she is post wall and then get a new one. They love it.
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My first thought is typically

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I wonder how soon I can escalate to asscocking her?

I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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My first thought is ...I bet she's into roller derby.

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Feminists light on fire when I walk by due to my strong misogynistic views

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I'd just say nothing, turn around, and walk away.
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Come on guys. You should reply with: You're too pretty to be a feminist Wink

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