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Quote:It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder
How I keep from going under.
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Back in the bad old days when Patriarchy roamed the earth like a T-Rex with a twelve-foot erection, girls used to compete with each other to be pretty, sweet and feminine, so as to catch a husband.

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How it should be.

Most girls still want to look pretty, of course. Rather, they want to be considered pretty. Women are naturally lazy and delusional, so - to them - getting men to lower their standards and agree that their hairy muffin-tops are cute is as good as being objectively attractive.

What happens when you combine forty years of feminist dogma telling women that everything they do is amazingly brilliant with unprecedented levels of thirst among Western men?

You get fat chicks thinking that squeezing their sweaty rolls into a tank top is "sexy".

You get rainbow-haired she-twinks insisting their buzz cuts and tattoos are beautiful.

And finally, once the process of devolution is complete, you get legbeards. Bristly bitches with jungly bushes so thick and humid an Amazonian tribe could build a village in them. She-sasquatches with more chest hair than Burt Reynolds. A monstrous regiment of Cousin Its showing off their fuzzy navels and demanding that you consider them feminine.

Gentlemen, we've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They get fat and we fall back. They get pixie cuts and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

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In today's story, a feminist legbeard explains why - contrary to what your lying, patriarchal eyes tell you - she's not just a disgusting indolent clump of greasy follicles and bullshit rationalisations, but a beautiful, liberated woman who don't need no Veet.

Steel yourselves, men. We're loaded for legbeard.

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In a society where women are expected to shave, I’m not ashamed to admit I don’t. I might trim my pubes if I’m going on holiday, but catch me on a normal day when my armpits are bushy and my legs furry, and you might be surprised.

As someone of Turkic origin, I don’t remember ever not having hair. In fact, as early as 10, boys were making fun of my moustache and I was trying to shave my noticeably hairy stomach. I was never not self-conscious of my hair, but now I embrace it. I stopped caring when I was 11, as having naturally thick, fast-growing hair meant I’d need to waste an hour just to get prickly dots on my legs, which would grow back in a week. It’s a huge inconvenience for me, as it never made me feel comfortable, gave me loads of ingrown hairs, and my hairless legs wouldn’t match the rest of my hairy body. So why bother?

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I admit, I tame my eyebrows so they’re always on fleek, trim my pubes for practical reasons and occasionally control my facial hair. But this takes a lot less effort, and I feel like I’m doing it for myself, instead of only doing it to avoid social suicide.

On nights out, while all my girl mates will roll up on Concert Square in their minis and hotpants, it’s far easier for me to just wear 80 denier tights and sleeved tops. If I do shave, which is very, very rare, it’s for absolute necessity. If I’m going on a beach holiday, having swimming lessons, or if I’m trying to pull a one night stand, I’ll shave. I still unfortunately prefer the inconvenience of shaving to the inevitable dirty looks and rejection.

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I’ve had my share of negative reactions. My mum thought it made me look unkempt, my friends thought it was unhygienic, and of course an ex boyfriend didn’t think it was sexy, and even asked me to shave my stomach. But as I grew older, my peers became more accepting and understanding, and even though they would probably never make this decision themselves, they knew how ridiculously unfair it was to judge.

Nobody should be ashamed of their natural body. Thinking I need to hide it is only perpetuating society’s messed up expectations of women, and the only thing which will help is a public exposure to the reality of women’s body hair. Most of you will be shocked, of course. Many will keep thinking I am gross, but hopefully many will also question why you think this, especially if you say it would be acceptable if I had a Y chromosome.

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Quote:Most girls feel better about themselves when they’re without hair – but they’re perfectly fine rubbing against the body hair of their boyfriend. Likewise, I know men with a surplus amount of hair on their body who shudder at the idea of a hairy woman. I dream of the day I can walk around in the summer in shorts, without being conscious of people judging me. It will, however, take many of my sisters joining me and ridding the public of the shock.

If you think the au naturel look is gross, it isn’t – you only believe that because you’ve been conditioned to see it that way your entire life. If you genuinely find it more comfortable then fine, but when was the last time you tried being really bushy for a long period of time? You’re under no obligation to be sexy, and you can still be sexy and hairy at the same time. If you’re trying to pull, there ARE guys who appreciate a hairy woman. I’m speaking from experience.

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Guys like Captain Shave-a-Hoe here.

Quote:We often associate hairy women with being lazy, unclean or an extreme feminist-cat-loving-lesbian. Body hair is seen as a typically masculine feature, and we often, wrongly, measure a man’s “manliness” by his ability to grow chest and facial hair. Although women have just as much body hair, albeit generally thinner and lighter, as a society we have decided they have to be completely hairless in order to be seen as truly feminine.

But nothing about a woman’s natural body should make her feel like less of a woman. There is also nothing dirty or unclean about body hair: washing once a day will pretty much solve any hygiene issues you have with sweat build up. Besides, we shouldn’t hold women to a higher standard of cleanliness than men. This is the reality of a woman’s body, and it shouldn’t be hidden away.

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05-27-2015 05:27 PM
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Is this the first introduction of the term, "legbeard"?

If so, this is a RVF post to go down in history.

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Way to tell a story Steve.

Fat, lazy, and completely oblivious... but at least in her mind she's "free" right?

Quote:I’ve had my share of negative reactions. My mum thought it made me look unkempt, my friends thought it was unhygienic, and of course an ex boyfriend didn’t think it was sexy, and even asked me to shave my stomach.

The ex boyfriend had some sense. No note a new boyfriend, big surprise there.

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I will never forget the day a somewhat presentable woman bent over and exposed her hairy back to me. I dry wretched. My dick shrank. You know... 100,000 years ago it might have been of some use but now we have clothes. Shave it bitch! Its not that much work. Ill even do it for you if you cant reach.
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Blond girls and Asian girls can try this out if they want, and we'll all have a laugh teasing them about the 5 or 6 hairs on each leg, but its not funny when you end up looking like this creature.

She's one of the women with the most need to shave! She has the hair of a man!

Is this WGTOW?
05-27-2015 06:46 PM
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The visual in that "sexy n free" photo is worse than the descriptions in the busted lizard and female hygiene surprise threads. She should be required to wear a wet suit at the beach. Great post though, needed a good laugh at the end of the day.
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Getting it lasered won't cost much if you think about the long term savings on razors
05-27-2015 08:34 PM
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(05-27-2015 08:26 PM)Remington Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_lsletkdo9l1qzd2rio1_500.gif]

Hey, those legs are shaven.

That pussy though...

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Illiteration incidents in increasingly indiscriminate intervals I imagine, incorrect?
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This should be a ROK article, there's enough material for it.
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On the subject of hair, why do blonde girls think we can't see their facial hair because it is blonde?

In the sun it shines like the North Star!
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Can't stop laughing at legbeard!

Hairy arms are everywhere in my hipster city... even on otherwise presentable girls.

(05-28-2015 06:48 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  On the subject of hair, why do blonde girls think we can't see their facial hair because it is blonde?

In the sun it shines like the North Star!

Very common among the Scandinavian backpackers down here.

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As long as guys chase them they won't change. Its just shit test after shit test and a lot of guys fall for it. Its as iff these women want the man they need to fuck them force them to shave and wax.

Hell if you hate those two so much go and get a laser hair removal treatment. It lasts longer and doesn't make your skin feel itchy after.
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Call it willful ignorance, but I don't give a fuck if it's natural - body hair on gals is gross and unattractive to me hands down. I was chatting with a cute looking girl off OKC a couple months back who was explicitly looking to just hang and hookup with me. Through chatting a bit it came out that she has a bush and I ended it there. Told her if she shaved it or trimmed it down to a landing strip then I'd be down but she wouldn't play along so I went ghost. F that S
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(05-27-2015 05:40 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Is this the first introduction of the term, "legbeard"?

If so, this is a RVF post to go down in history.

Highfive

I wish I could claim credit for "legbeard" but it's been kicking about the internet for a while. I love it, it's so descriptive of a certain type of Social Justice Legbeard. Banana

(05-28-2015 04:28 AM)SheriffBart Wrote:  Illiteration incidents in increasingly indiscriminate intervals I imagine, incorrect?

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I get the impression that shaved pubes is a must for Millenial guys. I'm a Gen X'er and I prefer a hairy pussy cause that is what I grew up with. Most guys my age and older are pretty cavalier as well. The ones who are adamant about shaved pussies tend to be the under 30s to the point that some will take sex off the table if the girl hasn't shaved her pubes as per one of the posters above and a young employee of mine. I can't imagine not sleeping with a girl cause she didn't shave down there.
It goes without saying that shaving hair on legs and armpits is a must.
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I propose we put NSFB warning in such threads. Not Safe For Boner.
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This thread is another example of the futility of Steve McMahon-style thread titles. I can see why there are those posters who try. Some are even quite good. I've been there myself, once. I get it. You want fame. You want fortune. But there's no point when the master is in the house.

Yes, you can come up with a title worthy of the Akashic Records, but there's no substance in the thread behind it. Imagine the disappointment of your fellow posters when they enter your thread, expecting a literary event of the ages, only to be confronted with nothing save for a shoddy link and maybe a quote or two.

If a true SMM thread, with its hand-picked gifs and carefully-moulded prose for maximum lulz, is a three-star Michelin meal - and they very often are - these pretenders are an Aldi TV dinner. It doesn't matter how much you pay for TV advertising to try and convince the public otherwise, they are not the same.

Gtfo

As for the subject matter itself, I can barely raise an eyebrow. With the amount of 'women' in Harpurhey Tuxedos waddling around town, one more young female announcing that she's giving up on making an effort - though through the medium of a delusional blog post rather than squeezing her hammy limbs into a fucking velour tracksuit or polyester onesie - causes barely a ripple.

(05-28-2015 12:56 PM)turkishcandy Wrote:  I propose we put NSFB warning in such threads. Not Safe For Boner.

No need.

There is no chance of a boner coming anywhere near this thread.

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Wow, that is the most disgusting body I've ever seen, maybe since I've never seen a hairy woman before. Now that I have experience in such a category, I think it is only appropriate that I voice my concerns with this brief video on the matter:




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this thread led me to some dark corners of the interweb

   

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Dammit I thought Steve was back
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(06-12-2016 11:16 AM)MiscBrah Wrote:  Dammit I thought Steve was back

Fuck! Me too. Just seeing what I want to see.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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More American women masculinizing themselves.

Fuck man, I can get somewhere where women actually remember how to be women fast enough.
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^Amerika: where men are emasculated and women masculated.

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