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RE: Sexiest Midget in the World?
(06-10-2015 01:23 AM)sixsix Wrote:  
(06-09-2015 11:57 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  WNB.

My philosophy is:

As humans, most of us instinctively recoil when we see the deformed, the misshapen, or the crippled. This is encoded into our DNA and it's our brain's way of telling us not to breed with such people because they're genetically flawed and we'll be damaging the species if we do.

I agree.

Even fucking with contraception is a biological activity. Your dick gets hard when it thinks you should mix genetic material with the girl. My dick is way too arrogant to let a busted lizard come near it, let alone a circus freak.

I don't want kids at this moment. But I rawdog the ones that would give me beautiful children. In addition, these are less likely to keep it because they have too much to lose at that point in their lives.

"I would be fucked if she kept the baby. But damn, it would be a great kid."

The smart and hot university girl. You would not be ashamed to have people know you fucked her. In fact, that would be a positive. Sucks about the bureaucratic drama, but in return you'd already have quality offspring.

Now, when I fuck the lesser girl with a condom, I am still concerned. She has more to gain from a 'mistake' and it would be fucked up if she stole your DNA. She doesn't deserve your genetics, you were just drunk.

Team Pointy Elbows for me.

"I don't want kids at this moment. But I rawdog the ones that would give me beautiful children. In addition, these are less likely to keep it because they have too much to lose at that point in their lives."

Yes, they wouldn't want to have to drop out of college and not get that valuable degree in marketing or human relations. What would the world do without more "social media strategists" or HR directors? How would it survive?

The other thing they do is get teaching degrees. I'm sure none of them see the irony in not having kids so they can raise other women's kids.

I don't know how much you're kidding with your response about raw dogging, but the entire "frame" of early, unwanted pregnancy needs to be rewritten. It's not necessarily a negative thing so long as the couple stays together. At least not from what I've witnesses. Feminists made the family seem like a trap -- but not everyone finds it that way.
06-10-2015 04:08 AM
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RE: Sexiest Midget in the World?
Yes, I would.
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WB

Of all of the members on this forum, someone has to have the midget flag.

Who wants to come forward?
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06-10-2015 09:56 AM
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RE: Sexiest Midget in the World?
I think I would get turned off seeing her stumpy legs and arms in person. I hear people on the "don't seed what you don't want to breed" thing. Your not supposed to wenat to fuck genetic oddities, but yet, fat women get fucked everyday so not sure how strong that is when a dude is horny.

Her perportions are on another level, I would definitely let her suck my dick.
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which one would you rather do?
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(06-09-2015 06:49 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  WB

Next to me she be like

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Take care of those titties for me.
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WFHRITMP

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@The_Beast1

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-8328.html

Look for the post by painter. Story is fucking hilarious.
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The painter post: "She tells me she’s fine to get herself home, I give her a kiss goodbye and watch her wheeling herself away and leave." Thats dark.

he he he......
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I'm 6'2" and built like a linebacker. There've been times when I fucked girls that are 5' 0" and very petite. I'll be fucking her in missionary, and her head will only come up to my mid chest, especially if her hips are rocked up with legs pushed back. I love fucking really petite women. I imagine the size comparison would be about the same for an average 5'10" 150 lb. guy fucking this girl.

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Elena Gant, 4'4", cast of Lifetime's "Little Women".

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Gant leaves me very confused. I don't think she is a true midget since she is over 4' but has pudgy proportions. She looks like at normal proportion she would be in either this a 10 thread or a shit on whores thread. So in short, would bang. But would it count as banging a 10?
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You have to bang two for it to count as a full notch

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The pervert roleplaying possiblities are endless. Lord of the rings. King Kong. Willow. Game of Thrones. Willy Wonka. Wizard of Oz.
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(06-11-2015 07:00 AM)kbell Wrote:  [Image: 97dc7998ceefa79c7047208990315c07.jpg]

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Gant leaves me very confused. I don't think she is a true midget since she is over 4' but has pudgy proportions. She looks like at normal proportion she would be in either this a 10 thread or a shit on whores thread. So in short, would bang. But would it count as banging a 10?

This gal is a beauty all freakish proportions aside. Would fuck all midgets posted in this thread for novelty if not for anything else.
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Are midget pussies regular sized? Serious question.
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(06-11-2015 03:02 PM)iop890 Wrote:  Are midget pussies regular sized? Serious question.

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(06-11-2015 09:52 AM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  The pervert roleplaying possiblities are endless. Lord of the rings. King Kong. Willow. Game of Thrones. Willy Wonka. Wizard of Oz.

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(06-11-2015 03:02 PM)iop890 Wrote:  Are midget pussies regular sized? Serious question.

I've heard that male midgets have average size penises, so.....
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this thread is seriously confusing my boner...like on the if my boner were able to rate these girls from 1-10 it would give an "R" or an "&"

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(06-11-2015 03:02 PM)iop890 Wrote:  Are midget pussies regular sized? Serious question.

Just did some extensive wikipedia and youporn research. Results were inconclusive.
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So do midget celebrities get a lot of midget sized groupies too?

I imagine Peter Dinklage would mop up with these pint sized spooge receptacles.
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