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RE: Forum game, Grant a wish
(08-27-2015 08:34 AM)Pride male Wrote:  Wish granted. Prince Donaldo Trump is still elected President. Loots America.

I wish I could read every womans mind like Mel Gibson in What Women Want.

Granted. Your wish needs not to be twisted to become your worst nightmare.

I wish I could fuck Kelly LeBrock in her prime.
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^^Wish granted. But you contract genital herpes from her.

I wish there was world peace for a thousand years.

Don't debate me.
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(08-27-2015 10:12 AM)Pride male Wrote:  ^^Wish granted. But you contract genital herpes from her.

I wish there was world peace for a thousand years.

Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.
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(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

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(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but in the ensuing nuclear arms deal with Iran a nuclear holocaust decimates all the pussy paradises.

I wish my upcoming trip to Colombia was more than a week.

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(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

EDIT: Damnit Fisto beat me. So I'll fuck up his wish:

Granted, it lasts forever but you run out of money after a week.



I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.
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(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.

I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
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(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

EDIT: Damnit Fisto beat me. So I'll fuck up his wish:

Granted, but its forever and you run out of money after a week.



I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

I have a wallet with unlimited funds from an earlier wish that was granted. Your granted wish is invalid.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
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(08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.

I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.

Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.

I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.
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(08-27-2015 01:35 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 11:51 AM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but it was from 3,200,000 to 3,199,000 BC.

Which brings me to the following wish... I wish there was a real Jurassic Park.

Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.

I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.

Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.

I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.

Wish granted, but it's during the Vietnam War in the middle of a firefight. Oh and Charlie don't surf.





I wish I could play the guitar.

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(08-27-2015 01:39 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:35 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:21 PM)Charlemagne In Sweatpants Wrote:  Wish granted, but you are mauled by a pack of raptors while visiting. Jeff Goldblum steals your girl.

I wish I was location-independent.

Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.

I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.

Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.

I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.

Wish granted, but it's during the Vietnam War in the middle of a firefight. Oh and Charlie don't surf.





I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, you can play the guitar but you suck.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Joe Satriani.



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(08-27-2015 01:42 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:39 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:35 PM)RIslander Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:34 PM)Fisto Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:31 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted, but you have a North Korean passport.

I wish it wasn't so god damn hot in LA today.

Wish granted, it's way fucking hotter.

I wish I could drink alcohol without any ill effects and all the fun.

Granted, but you keep getting drunk and banging 2/10 WNB fatties.

I wish I was on a beach in Vietnam right now.

Wish granted, but it's during the Vietnam War in the middle of a firefight. Oh and Charlie don't surf.





I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted, you can play the guitar but you suck.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Joe Satriani.




Granted but the only people that will come to listen to you are little retarded kids, everyone else hates Joe Satriani.

I wish feminism hadn't ruined women.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
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Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America

I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985
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(08-27-2015 01:53 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Granted but the only people that will come to listen to you are little retarded kids, everyone else hates Joe Satriani.

I'd still have the talent of Joe Satriani and could just play other types of music, therefor making your anti-wish irrelevant.


(08-27-2015 01:57 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America

I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985

Which means we're all this age in 1985 and can move to Bangkok. RVF problems solved!

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10/10 WRW (would re-wish)

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(08-27-2015 01:57 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America

I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985

Wish granted, but you only get to spend one night in Bangkok.





I wish I knew kung fu.

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(08-27-2015 02:30 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  
(08-27-2015 01:57 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote:  Wish granted. Now the only continents on Earth are Asia, Africa and South America

I wish I had everything I have now, but I was this age in Bangkok in 1985

Wish granted, but you only get to spend one night in Bangkok.





I wish I knew kung fu.

Wish granted. But when you talk your words dont correspond to the movement of your mouth like in kung fu movies.

I wish I was pornstar.

Don't debate me.
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(08-27-2015 02:56 PM)Pride male Wrote:  Wish granted. But when you talk your words dont correspond to the movement of your mouth like in kung fu movies.

I wish I was pornstar.

Wish granted. You get to fuck she-males.

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I wish to have mind reading powers.

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Wish granted. You are the world's most popular pornstar who specializes in being the bottom in the gay gang bang / bukkake genre.

I wish Leonardo DiCaprio were my wingman and invited me to all his parties with sexy young models.
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(08-27-2015 02:56 PM)Pride male Wrote:  Wish granted. But when you talk your words dont correspond to the movement of your mouth like in kung fu movies.

I wish I was pornstar.

Wish granted. You get to fuck she-males.

Laugh4

I wish to have mind reading powers.

Wish granted. You know that your male office collegue has a crush on you.


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(08-27-2015 03:35 PM)bacan Wrote:  Wish granted. You are the world's most popular pornstar who specializes in being the bottom in the gay gang bang / bukkake genre.

I wish Leonardo DiCaprio were my wingman and invited me to all his parties with sexy young models.


Wish granted. Except despite being your wingman, ALL the girls want to talk to him instead of you.

I still wish for mind reading powers.

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I opened this thinking I was going to get to swim with dolphins or something.

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(08-27-2015 03:40 PM)GlobalMan Wrote:  I opened this thinking I was going to get to swim with dolphins or something.

Wish granted. You get eaten first so you can ride with dolphins.

I wish I could play chess against God and win.

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(08-27-2015 03:53 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  Wish granted. You get eaten first so you can ride with dolphins.

I wish I could play chess against God and win.

Wish granted but all you talk about during chess is Godwin's law.

I wish IRT would learn game and become a legit player.

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(08-27-2015 03:53 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish IRT would learn game and become a legit player.

Wish granted. Except IRT games so hard he changes the IRT stereotype and now all 600 million Indian men swoop through Asia, EE and SA and we're all left with western fatties.

I wish I could go back in time 8 minutes and stop Kaotic's wish.
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(08-27-2015 04:02 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted. Except IRT games so hard he changes the IRT stereotype and now all 600 million Indian men swoop through Asia, EE and SA and we're all left with western fatties.

I wish I could go back in time 8 minutes and stop Kaotic's wish.

Wish granted. You travel 8 minutes back in time time to stop Kaotic's wish. However, the IRT travels back 8 minutes and 1 second to wish for all IRTs to be master players.

I wish someone would go into detail to explain what an IRT is.

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