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Enter the dungeon of rap. Where fake members dont make it back
From the land of Shaolin
Shout out to all the forum scholars
Them monks, under the light of a funk
at the local buffet, reading dem junk

Shout out to all them balding young'ins
Independent lyfstyle dreaming verbg'ins

Da world tour
da album cova
caressin' deez big salty nuts

I'm leaving babba friend, in the story desert
Pour some drank for him

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yo. yo.

wut up I'm gringo.
I wanna practice my lingo..
with my dingo
wit tha latingos
while I drinkin tinto

I eat my tacos wit queso
and I pay with pesos
and fuck my prepaygos
every day-go.. yo

oh yea,

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So I hear that this thread's about rap
That's a word that seems to rhyme with crap
But this here limerick
Seems to be a good trick
Because the fifth line doesn't rhyme with the first or second or keep to the syllable structure in any event.
09-10-2015 11:17 PM
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Thought this was the dungeon of rape, disappointed.

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Moma needs to get on this thread and spit some verses.
09-11-2015 01:16 AM
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RE: Enter the dungeon of rap. Where fake members dont make it back
this may sound defeatist
and probably elitist:
the neatest
trick
to stick
your rhyme
in our mind
is to find
the timing
of your rhyming
'til it's sublime

if syllables bash
in risible clash
it sounds sadistic
-ly post-modernistic
see?

just take it from me:
an uneasy rhythm
is queasy cataclysm
a nihilistic prison
of stylistic schism
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(09-11-2015 03:12 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  this may sound defeatist
and probably elitist:
the neatest
trick
to stick
your rhyme
in our mind
is to find
the timing
of your rhyming
'til it's sublime

if syllables bash
in risible clash
it sounds sadistic
-ly post-modernistic
see?

just take it from me:
an uneasy rhythm
is queasy cataclysm
a nihilistic prison
of stylistic schism

This is wicked. Hahaha!
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A brave ambition
is oilbreh's mission
to start his diction
with no description
A surprise attack
of lyrical gobsmack
Ignore the confused memes
and chase those smooth dreams
of moisturizing the ladies
with the poetic heat of hades

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All the fake members clammer,
When they hear the slam of the ban hammer,
Whether they're feminists, white knights or betas,
Either way they're all haters
So we call upon the moderators,
To rid us of the chronic masturbators,

To the friendzone they are banished,
Their sex lives vanished,
Leaves them thirsty and famished
Because their use of game was totally mismanaged
09-11-2015 07:31 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
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I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree
But some big shit from out of town
Has cut the fucking forest down
But I'll show up those cunting skunks
I'll go and write a poem called 'Trunks'.
09-11-2015 08:27 AM
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This thread is not going in the direction I hoped
I once had to fight white knights in the club cause one of their females I groped
It went down on dance floor
There must have been 30 guys or more
Before it could pop off the bouncers stopped it as they saw they were beta
Told them to "go home and cool off and come back layta"
As the club began to close down I herd outside there was gonna be trouble
I ordered a shot from the bar, told the bartender to make it a double
As I stepped outside, I was surround by the white knights
I could tell from the fear in their eyes they weren't look for fair fights
They were to scared to fight me face to face
I've never seen so many betas gathered in one place
After taking a few bitch shots the back of my dome
I chased them away and told them "Go home!"
The after math wasn't shit just a few cuts and black eyes
This is just a warning for all you Rooshv guys
Something like this can happen to you anywhere, the club, the mall, or the park.
Stay safe my borthers, signed Little Dark
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once i bust, you out, my ass down on the couch
pop the laptop, incognito tab tip, sip my stout
check dat forum out, catch up on these threads
any posts bouta bitch sayin weird shit during head?

...naw... next topic
brah reppin supplements but he ain't even popped it
nigga knockin trump, but he ain't even grokked it
the plate had a small mouth, but O-P's cock fit

no fap, no fear
them chickens smell it on me, even rappin in my ear
tryin'a peer at the bulge
i'm espresso, not Folger's, slow ya roll
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My rap game isn't supa
But it's better than a bitch with a fupa
Hate to break it to you all
But this thread is a dupe-ah.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13611...ht=Rapping

Well along the same lines.

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This is totally going the direction I hoped it would.

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