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The standup comedy thread
Links to great stand-up routines please...



09-29-2015 11:37 PM
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Fuck I truly miss this dude




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09-29-2015 11:50 PM
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Dave Chappelle!




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09-30-2015 06:46 AM
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Eddie Murphy Delirious

Yeah, he is allegedly into trannies, but still funny here.

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[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UoeQOC-5iw&t=143s[/video]
09-30-2015 06:52 AM
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(09-30-2015 06:52 AM)eradicator Wrote:  



Eddie Murphy Delirious

Yeah, he is allegedly into trannies, but still funny here.

I love the bit about going to Africa to find a "crazy naked zebra bitch" and bring her back to be his wife, and her then being ruined by western women. Pretty prophetic actually

EDIT: Ooops that bit was from "RAW"




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09-30-2015 11:02 AM
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Can't be a stand up comedy thread without Richard Pryor.



09-30-2015 01:26 PM
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The genius stylings of Mr. Lenny Bruce

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09-30-2015 01:37 PM
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George Carlin




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(09-30-2015 05:50 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  George Carlin




Love the old Carlin stuff
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old school bill hicks



10-05-2015 11:02 PM
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This hour long special from Schimmel (RIP) is one of the funniest hours I have ever spent in a car...
I remember the first time I heard it - I was driving an hour in brutal LA traffic to a funeral...couldn't wipe the smile off my face as they lowered the poor bastard into the ground...



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Another one who died too young...probably my favorite stand up...



10-06-2015 02:13 PM
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(09-29-2015 11:50 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Fuck I truly miss this dude




It was comedy gold when Patrice and Bill Burr were on the O&A show.



10-06-2015 08:00 PM
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Enjoy.

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11-03-2015 08:13 AM
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Time for some #DeathSquad up in here :

















Oh & why not throw in Glenn Wool as well :



11-03-2015 08:25 AM
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This is only two minutes, but sometimes that's all Sam Kineson needed to make his point.



11-03-2015 10:23 AM
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Jimmy Carr attempts to find the point at which an audience finds a joke too offensive.



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(11-03-2015 10:23 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  This is only two minutes, but sometimes that's all Sam Kineson needed to make his point.




good laugh this morning...
11-04-2015 08:08 AM
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Some good 'red-pill' orientated comedy here :







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This is maybe my favorite Stanhope bit and believe me that's sayin' something.



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(04-17-2016 08:13 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  Some good 'red-pill' orientated comedy here :







Dude, this isn't even funny. It's just accurate.
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a noticeably older Dave Chapelle with some new stuff and some of what he is known for.



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I think Trevor Noah is a comedic genius and is better than a lot of veterans out there. Can someone explain to me why Kevin Hart is considered funny?


All you gotta do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit.
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IRT Got a JOB



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