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For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
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For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37, and from her one photo, she looks ok. I am a bit thirsty at the moment.. she is thin, and I am older than her.. so, I message her..and tell her I don't keep up with the App and to text me here is how it went. H = her M = me

H Hey it is Kathy..How are you
MI'm doing well... You?
H My weekend is great so far..
M What ya been up to?
H I will be going to a friends party tonight and hope we can talk if you have  a Gmail account..
M I do have a gmail account... Don't use it much.. So I'll have to find it
H You can find it and let us communicate there since i want to share pictures with you..Tell me are you dating someone online now
M No... Not dating anyone at the moment
H Do you think distance,race or age will ever be an obstacle in a relationship
M That is a specific list
H Meaning it is a problem for you right
M Distance.... Depends on the relationship... Race... Is it really relevant? Age... I am older than you... And I am not interested in dating grandma... Or a teenager either
M My gmail account I use for my sailing meetup group.  So it is bla bla bla at gee male.com

(Here is where it gets weird)
H Oh okay i do not think we can get to know each other if this is your suggestion
M Wait, what?
M What do you mean?
M I don't know that I really suggested anything actually..
H How do we get to know each other if all this is a problem for you because i do not think age,race or distance is a problem for me
M So you would date a 14 year old?
M Or someone in say, Dubai?
H It is no problem for me as long as we have chemistry and believe in team work..
M Meaning distance wise...
M So, you would date a 14 year old boy?
H As long as i will get to know you why should be a problem dating or falling in love with someone in Dubai or are they not humans..
M I just used Dubai as a random place on the globe... Could have said New Zealand or Antarctica just the same
H It does not matter as long as we planned to meet each other and finding out chemistry or building something from here
M Ok... But you would date a 14 year old boy?  Yes or no?
H It does not matter to me
H Will hit you later..Going for a party now
M Don't worry about that... You are bat shit crazy
H Thanks
M And to think.. You are a teacher... No wonder our country is in the pits
H See you later
M No.. You won't see me later

So, what do you all think... I laughed.. and then thought WTF was that? OBVIOUS TROLL?
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10-03-2015 05:14 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
Not worth its own thread.

You're starting threads pretty quickly. Might want to slow it down.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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10-03-2015 05:16 PM
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Quote:H See you later
M No.. You won't see me later

Laugh4

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10-03-2015 05:17 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 05:16 PM)Veloce Wrote:  Not worth its own thread.

You're starting threads pretty quickly. Might want to slow it down.

You have a PM..
10-03-2015 05:20 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
Should be in the hamster thread.

We've all had bizarre conversations with women.

They tend to go this way though when they aren't really into you, for whatever reason.
10-03-2015 05:26 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 05:14 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37,

Whoa

Trying to "game" 37-years-old women? Man, my advice: just buy yourself a plane ticket to Colombia, Cuba, Russia or SEA, and game 21-27 y.o. hotties.
10-03-2015 05:29 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 05:29 PM)Going strong Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 05:14 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37,

Trying to "game" 37-years-old women? Man, my advice: just buy yourself a plane ticket to Colombia, Cuba, Russia or SEA, and game 21-27 y.o. hotties.


Fair enough.. Like I said.. I have been thirsty lately.. and still learning all of this..
10-03-2015 05:52 PM
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(10-03-2015 05:26 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Should be in the hamster thread.

There is a Hamster thread? oh.. feel free to move this as necessary then..my bad
10-03-2015 05:54 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
At least you used Dubai. I don't think shitting on beautiful Insta hoes is a past time for those New Zealanders, they prefer sheep.
10-03-2015 06:21 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 05:14 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  M So you would date a 14 year old?
H It is no problem for me as long as we have chemistry and believe in team work..

M Ok... But you would date a 14 year old boy?  Yes or no?
H It does not matter to me

M And to think.. You are a teacher...

(10-03-2015 05:26 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Should be in the hamster thread.

Better move it to this one and wait a while:

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10-03-2015 06:30 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
Sounds like you got duped by a tinder bot. Real girls don't ask for your email address
10-03-2015 07:29 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 07:29 PM)SomeFcksGiven Wrote:  Sounds like you got duped by a tinder bot. Real girls don't ask for your email address
A Bot possibly.. although it was not tinder but, you could be correct regardless.
10-03-2015 07:47 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
I've never used a dating app, but since it looks too good to be true I'd say yea, troll of some kind.

I have a question though, what are you doing in the Vatican?
10-03-2015 07:56 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
Are you saying "no" just to be negative?

Seriously, this is fairly consistent from what I've seen with 30+ women on dating sites. By that age if they aren't married they have a screw loose, and that combined with their self-perception of being more "mature" and selective about men means that they'll grill you over the chat to an annoying degree.
10-03-2015 09:50 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 05:54 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 05:26 PM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Should be in the hamster thread.

There is a Hamster thread? oh.. feel free to move this as necessary then..my bad

The fact that you do not know that there is a 500+ page online hamster thread does not speak well to your commitment to acquainting yourself with our forum culture.

No one here is your errand boy. What you need to do is PM a moderator, politely ask the moderator to lock up this thread and respectfully ask permission to repost to the appropriate pre-existing thread.

Also, punctuation is going to give a you a lot more longevity here.
10-03-2015 11:41 PM
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(10-03-2015 05:29 PM)Going strong Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 05:14 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37,

Whoa

Trying to "game" 37-years-old women? Man, my advice: just buy yourself a plane ticket to Colombia, Cuba, Russia or SEA, and game 21-27 y.o. hotties.

Good point, but don't be too hard on the guy. At least he's actually putting a foot forward and trying unlike all the "LittleDark of Game" types that post here and on other game sites.
10-03-2015 11:42 PM
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RE: For your entertainment, a conversation with a hamster
(10-03-2015 11:42 PM)Easy_C Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 05:29 PM)Going strong Wrote:  
(10-03-2015 05:14 PM)B TAHKE Wrote:  So, I 'met ' this girl on a dating app.. she is 37,

Whoa

Trying to "game" 37-years-old women? Man, my advice: just buy yourself a plane ticket to Colombia, Cuba, Russia or SEA, and game 21-27 y.o. hotties.

Good point, but don't be too hard on the guy. At least he's actually putting a foot forward and trying unlike all the "LittleDark of Game" types that post here and on other game sites.

I agree, at least he's fighting and trying his best, respect to him. But given that he himself talks of extreme thirst, I would advise him to visit the Travel sub-forum here.

When one is "very thirsty", to the point that one would pursue 37 years old (bitchy) women online, then I do think that, if you have at least 1500 USD on your bank account, and a couple of weeks of vacation to take, to travel abroad would be required. Maybe the Phils, or Cali.

After which he can come back to the US, smiling and at peace and with renewed confidence Banana, and game 30 y.o. women, without excessive thirst.
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