Read The Forum Rules: We have a clear set of rules to keep the forum running smoothly. Click here to review them.

Post Reply 
Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
Author Message
PolymathGuru Offline
Kingfisher
***

Posts: 758
Joined: Jul 2015
Reputation: 15
Post: #1
Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving




Here is a small transcript for you guys


21 year old Hope Howell, trying to break into the porn industry tries to leave her lame job as a receptionist for a more exciting lifestyle. She was tempted by the cool life style of Alex "Voodoo" Torre with his toys and motorcycle.

Her words "Being in the air while having sex its an amazing feeling. Skydiving and having an adrenaline rush. Your senses come out, its heightened, you know. Like a better experience."

Apparently its best sex she had in her life. That means by the age of 21, she has already ridden the cock carousel hard. It must've been great sex if she was having 4 orgasms.

A Guide to Exploring and Relocating within the United States.

A Guide for Creating a Burner Laptop and installing TAILS OS for RVF and ROK security and anonymity

The four Multipliers of wealth and Income
11-06-2015 01:21 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
NewMeta Offline
Kingfisher
***
Silver Member

Posts: 636
Joined: Aug 2015
Reputation: 26
Post: #2
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
Bitches be looking for that next level attention whoring, "I took the alpha male bad boy cock during a sky dive" is like the ultimate slut story.
11-06-2015 01:28 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like NewMeta's post:
Avon Barksdale, ball dont lie, Vice
redbeard Offline
Hummingbird
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 3,050
Joined: Jan 2014
Reputation: 74
Post: #3
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving

"Every saint has a past, every sinner a future."
11-06-2015 01:34 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
AneroidOcean Offline
Hummingbird
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 3,363
Joined: Feb 2013
Reputation: 81
Post: #4
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
(11-06-2015 01:28 PM)NewMeta Wrote:  Bitches be looking for that next level attention whoring, "I took the alpha male bad boy cock during a sky dive" is like the ultimate slut story.

Absolutely.

You're telling me that a girl had an orgasm when the guy can barely thrust (in the position they showed) and while distracted by freefalling and the freezing cold air (being naked).

[Image: Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif]

Read My Old Blog - Subscribe To My Old Blog
Top Posts - Fake Rape? - Sex With A Tranny? - Rich MILF - What is a 9?

"Failure is just practice for success"
11-06-2015 01:52 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 8 users Like AneroidOcean's post:
britchard, Handsome Creepy Eel, billbudsocket, WalterBlack, Vice, Suits, Prince Machiavelli, DJ-Matt
Glaucon Offline
Ostrich
****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,030
Joined: Jan 2014
Reputation: 12
Post: #5
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
[Image: giphy.gif]
11-06-2015 01:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Glaucon's post:
TigerMandingo, Paracelsus, Vice
Surreyman Offline
Kingfisher
***
Gold Member

Posts: 902
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation: 13
Post: #6
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
I'm impressed that the feller could get it up whilst sky-diving.

On another note, why are these people so loud?
(This post was last modified: 11-06-2015 02:16 PM by Surreyman.)
11-06-2015 02:14 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
kaotic Offline
Owl
******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,938
Joined: Dec 2013
Reputation: 213
Post: #7
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
This is news ? This shit is so old man, from 2011 I believe.

My Year in Review Guides 2014|2015|2016

Podcast with H3ltrsk3ltr, Cobra, and Vinman.

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE RVF FEEL FREE TO DIRECT MESSAGE ME SO WE CAN STAY IN TOUCH
11-06-2015 04:59 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Handsome Creepy Eel Offline
Owl
******
Gold Member

Posts: 12,762
Joined: Apr 2011
Reputation: 169
Post: #8
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
What's the point?

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
11-06-2015 05:00 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Foolsgo1d Offline
Peacock
******

Posts: 7,147
Joined: Apr 2014
Reputation: 27
Post: #9
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
Its a risky endeavour.

[Image: rN0eaQx.gif]
11-06-2015 05:08 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like Foolsgo1d's post:
Paracelsus, Snowplow
Paracelsus Offline
Crow
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 6,308
Joined: Sep 2014
Reputation: 150
Post: #10
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
(11-06-2015 05:00 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  What's the point?

Nine point eight metres per second per second, which will be the rate of acceleration when their chutes fail and the earth moves. For real.
11-06-2015 07:47 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
LINUX Away
Ostrich
****
Gold Member

Posts: 1,889
Joined: Sep 2014
Reputation: 244
Post: #11
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
Damn. I thought it was awesome.

I want to have sex while skydiving.

Without the fake motivation at the end, of course..
11-06-2015 07:59 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
The Lizard of Oz Offline
Crow
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 5,218
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 266
Post: #12
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
This is one of the most endearing -- and least sexually exciting -- things I've ever seen. It brought a chaste smile to this lecher's mug.

American culture has always been -- and remains -- young, innocent and fundamentally athletic. And nowhere is this more apparent than in American pornography. A great deal of American porn should be seen as an essentially athletic activity -- how "extreme" can one make the "gang bang", how many participants can be arranged in what combinations, how much "gagging" or "DP" or what have you can be endured and exceeded by the inked and muscled dudes and the inked and enterprising gals -- heroes one and all as far as I'm concerned, LOL. This video is very much part of the same tradition.

There is so much of the innocence and youthful exuberance of the idea of "extreme sport" in all these spirited hijinks, and you get an earnest athletic sense of a job well done, of rest earned by real effort and perspiration, when they are over. One is never surprised to see the guys and gals high-fiving each other at the end of the performance, like teammates that have "left it all on the field". And one is surprised still less by a video like this, and its wholesome conjoining of two things that are so much alike: one American sport seeking to ally itself to the essentially indistinguishable energies of another. Both the dude and the gal in the video radiate a pure childlike joy at the awesomeness of the athletic summit they have climbed; it warms one's heart to see it.

What all these things lack, of course, is the least touch of the properly pornographic; for a taste of that, one must go to older and more depraved cultures that can requite the lecher's gloomy concentration and avid lassitude. But there is (luckily) time enough for that; for now, one nods at these triumphant American Olympians laboring with earnest athletic dedication in their skydiving chute, and chuckles at the idea that this culture is anything but young, hungry, and fundamentally ready to work hard, play the game, and win.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
11-06-2015 08:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 7 users Like The Lizard of Oz's post:
Tokyo Joe, Seth_Rose, jumprift, Handsome Creepy Eel, Belgrano, DJ-Matt, SupaDorkLooza
Sourcecode Offline
Crow
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 4,577
Joined: May 2009
Reputation: 111
Post: #13
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
And this was the moment.. She got turned out.

I am the cock carousel
11-06-2015 09:40 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Easy_C Offline
Crow
*****

Posts: 4,895
Joined: Oct 2014
Reputation: 32
Post: #14
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
(11-06-2015 01:21 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  Apparently its best sex she had in her life. That means by the age of 21, she has already ridden the cock carousel hard. It must've been great sex if she was having 4 orgasms.



That's kind of sad when what would be a fairly "meh" sex session between me and my wife (4 orgasms) is the "best sex she had in her life".


I'm not even being sarcastic. I almost feel bad for all these chicks who give up everything they have in exchange for sex which isn't even close to what is as good as what my lady, who they would look down upon as a boring square and traitor to the patriarchy, has regularly.
11-06-2015 11:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Easy_C's post:
Belgrano
Horus Offline
Ostrich
****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,505
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 54
Post: #15
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
Uncensored version. (NSFW) She doesn't look too bad and looks like she's be fun in the sack for no more than three sessions before she became too annoying.

Three years and over 400 porn videos later, at the grand old age of 24, she's a washed up, prematurely aged whore.

[Image: 2daf7yp.jpg]
[Image: 30siu60.jpg]
(This post was last modified: 11-07-2015 01:24 AM by Horus.)
11-07-2015 01:21 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
aphelion Offline
Ostrich
****
Gold Member

Posts: 1,820
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation: 22
Post: #16
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
I can totally believe it when she says she had 4 orgasms. Female sexual response is psychological. This is the biggest thrill she could have ever had in her life. She'll be chasing that high forever.

She basically alpha widow'd herself.

Check out my occasionally updated travel thread - The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.
11-07-2015 06:26 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like aphelion's post:
Belgrano, Troll King
Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Offline
Kingfisher
***
Silver Member

Posts: 945
Joined: Jun 2015
Reputation: 8
Post: #17
RE: Getting your airgasm, having sex while skydiving
WNB!
[Image: image.jpg]

I'm one of the luckiest man alive, nothing in my life has been easy...
11-07-2015 03:24 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication