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Tongue Mens counteroffensive to Alpha fux/Beta bux
Women want a man who has the sexy qualities of an alpha, plus the stable provider qualities of a beta. They can't always get that in the same package, so they marry beta providers while discretely banging alpha cads on the side.

While it may be good to be the alpha in this dynamic, it is ultimately disparaging to men as a whole. I say, we should give women a taste of their own medicine.

When it comes to women, the saying goes “smart, sexy, and sweet… pick only two”. There are some women who are sweet and sexy, but as intellectually exciting as a box of rocks. There are other women who are smart and sexy, but can't boil an egg. Enough of that, I say. It's time to have our cake and eat it to. Enter my new plan, which I call

Careerist books / Housewife cooks
(careerist boox/Housewife coox)

The idea is, you've got your main woman at home. She cooks for you, keeps your place clean and organized, and fulfills that nurturing role we all love. If she gets dull, you can slink out of the house for "guys night out", "work happy hour", "meet with a friend", etc. During this time you can meet up discretely with careerist spinsters for deep philosophical conversations, discussions about politics, economics, and history, and some no holds barred, no strings attached sessions. If you get caught out in public with another woman, just tell her she's an old friend and she's being jealous or creepy.

(By the way, this was a joke. Just trying to lighten the mood for the Monday morning grind.)
11-30-2015 07:48 AM
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RE: Mens counteroffensive to Alpha fux/Beta bux
I have an alternative plan:

She drinks no booze / it's rape-free cooze
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RE: Mens counteroffensive to Alpha fux/Beta bux
Men have been pursuing this dual strategy since forever. Marry a virginal wife and bang sluts on the side.

PM me for accommodation options in Bangkok.
11-30-2015 08:23 AM
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(11-30-2015 08:23 AM)dreambig Wrote:  Men have been pursuing this dual strategy since forever. Marry a virginal wife and bang sluts on the side.

Hymen on bride / Sluts on side?
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Genghis Khan Wrote:Leave the wife back at your village whilst you go out and pillage
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RE: Mens counteroffensive to Alpha fux/Beta bux
I think there was short story like this. I tired to find it online but couldn't. As I remember it was something by Woody Allen and titled: The Whores of Messina. (Town in Sicily?)

As I remember the story, it is that the men in the town are married to extremely beautiful women, the only problem is that said women are all 'dumb as a box of rocks'. They are so dumb that the men, in desperation to have an intelligent conversation, hire the 'emotional whores' with whom they are able to have an intelligent conversations with and provide what their wives can't provide them with.
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Sweet and sexy is fine. I don't care all too much about having deep intellectual talks with my woman. That's why I have intelligent male friends. I mean, I don't want a girl who has a fucking wind tunnel between her ears, but I would say simpler girls are far more preferred and easier to deal with. I think there is such a thing as a girl being too smart for her own good as far as solid LTR material are concerned.
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(11-30-2015 07:48 AM)thoughtgypsy Wrote:  The idea is, you've got your main woman at home. She cooks for you, keeps your place clean and organized, and fulfills that nurturing role we all love. If she gets dull, you can slink out of the house for "guys night out", "work happy hour", "meet with a friend", etc. During this time you can meet up discretely with careerist spinsters for deep philosophical conversations, discussions about politics, economics, and history, and some no holds barred, no strings attached sessions.

Wait... the Careerist Spinster is the desirable intellectual and sexual partner in this equation?

Facepalm

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I'm in a bad mood today.

How long have you been Have you ever met a Careerist Spinster?

a) Even if they're (moderately) attractive in their 20's, they soon devolve into this:

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b) They'll talk at great length about 'Philosophy' + 'politics' + 'economics' + 'history' Socialism, described through terms such as 'equality' and 'fairness', filtered through a naïve conception of what Communism actually is after Marxist Theory has been held down and raped by ugly second wave feminists and the corpse picked over by Buzzfeed and Jezebel. They don't possess the ability for original thought: they simply parrot to project social cues of what they believe passes for intelligent thought, disbelieving if we 'truly understood' socialism we wouldn't freely-embrace it.

If they're low-achieving, their goal is to turn every workplace socialist. If they're high-achieving, their goal is to talk about socialism whilst collecting as many useless, beautiful objects they believe they deserve to fill their void in their homes where a husband or children would be. As such, their houses become lifeless museums to conspicuous Spinster consumption. Attend enough garage sales and you'll quickly learn to recognise a barren womb purely through what they sell.

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They already know everything about the world, so don't read anything they don't agree with. They don't engage with high art or great works of literature, and spend most of their spare time binge-watching television and discussing about how much they hate every character on the show for the stupid decisions they make, because they believe themselves to be so much smarter than everyone else alive. If asked the obvious question why they spend all their spare time watching shows they apparently don't like, they'll say its fun to 'hate watch', which says it all. They're too intellectually lazy to do anything other than cultivate hate for their 'inferiors'.

c) Sexually? Their pussies are this:

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They hate family, they hate children, they hate men. The hate the thought of putting anyone else before themselves and their desires. They just hate. And they do this because they, deep down, deeply-hate themselves. Why on earth would anyone think they're good, open, playful sexual partners?
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(11-30-2015 05:48 PM)456 Wrote:  ^^ So much of that so aptly describes the early-20s millennial NYC transplants I end up coming across (heh) -- even when they are still in waitress/broke mode, sans careers, the socialism-lite hate-watching vapidity is awful. Even conservative girls have an element of this.

I've noticed this and mentioned it before:

Educated women can do some demanding jobs when they are based on knowledge and experience. My female nurse practitioner is very good and more thorough than her arrogant male doctor supervisors.

But when it comes to any kind of philosophical or creative thinking ( not withstanding Joni Mitchell or Patricia Highsmith outliers) they are boring as hell.

Educated women are often like an idiot in a junk shop of ideas, there's a lot of things in there, but she doesn't know how anything got there, how they might work together, or the value of anything.

The ironic paradox is that the fun thing about women is why they are idiots: If you try to have a serious logical discussion with them, they always derail it with some personalized, irrelevant fact.


BAD SIDE OF FEMALE ILLOGIC:
You: "Marriage need to change, 80% of divorces are initiated by women who fleece the man. "
Her: "My grandparents were married 60 years and my GM was always nice to my GF."

GOOD SIDE OF FEMALE ILLOGIC:
You: "I hate my co-worker, he is always talking about his kids."
Her" "Don't worry about him, look that movie we wanted to see is on!" She cuddles up next to you.


"The goal of {amoral} capitalism is to reduce all human interaction to the cash nexus." L. D.
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Just to reiterate

Quote:(By the way, this was a joke. Just trying to lighten the mood for the Monday morning grind.)
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I like the Housewife Cook, but can I trade the Careerist Book side of the equation for Sexy Dance Instructor Slut?
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(11-30-2015 05:57 PM)iknowexactly Wrote:  
(11-30-2015 05:48 PM)456 Wrote:  ^^ So much of that so aptly describes the early-20s millennial NYC transplants I end up coming across (heh) -- even when they are still in waitress/broke mode, sans careers, the socialism-lite hate-watching vapidity is awful. Even conservative girls have an element of this.

I've noticed this and mentioned it before:

Educated women can do some demanding jobs when they are based on knowledge and experience. My female nurse practitioner is very good and more thorough than her arrogant male doctor supervisors.

But when it comes to any kind of philosophical or creative thinking ( not withstanding Joni Mitchell or Patricia Highsmith outliers) they are boring as hell.

Educated women are often like an idiot in a junk shop of ideas, there's a lot of things in there, but she doesn't know how anything got there, how they might work together, or the value of anything.

The ironic paradox is that the fun thing about women is why they are idiots: If you try to have a serious logical discussion with them, they always derail it with some personalized, irrelevant fact.


BAD SIDE OF FEMALE ILLOGIC:
You: "Marriage need to change, 80% of divorces are initiated by women who fleece the man. "
Her: "My grandparents were married 60 years and my GM was always nice to my GF."

GOOD SIDE OF FEMALE ILLOGIC:
You: "I hate my co-worker, he is always talking about his kids."
Her" "Don't worry about him, look that movie we wanted to see is on!" She cuddles up next to you.
This is why the founding fathers did not let women vote. And this is why the USA will collapse into ruin. Women cant think things through effectively without guidance.
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IKE States: "If you try to have a serious logical discussion with them, they always derail it with some personalized, irrelevant fact. "

^^ When a women just stands there in a convo, is aimlessly talking about things and people (not actionable concepts) then bats her eyes to look cute to try to maintain your interest, the corollary in men is talking in a logical way that leaks some of your much deeper intellect that somehow attracts her to you more. It's like a neurotoxin that stuns/short-circuits them for a moment, attempts to register, but can't, so they can either hate you for it, or love you for it. <<If that attracts her, I'll typically be getting along just fine with that particular girl.

If all you do is appeal to their emotions (girl speak), there's zero tension. Logic = tension. Strike that balance.
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RE: Mens counteroffensive to Alpha fux/Beta bux
We have a counter offensive.

It's called 'getting on with Neomasculinity'.

Alpha will fux
Beta will bux

Masculinity will prevail in due course. As we have always done.
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Chris Rock came up with a good name for this already.

"Pussy and Pancakes"*

PuPa if you will.

* (as in, two women, the woman with the best pussy and the woman with the best pancakes, if you haven't heard the routine)
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