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Anybody interested in a Federal Gov't job? Treasury Board is looking to create a pool of qualified... wizards?!

I suppose it's to be expected, this is what happens when your gov't is led by a soyified man-child.

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No matter what ‘house’ you belong to, Treasury Board of Canada Secretariat (TBS) has various teams that we would love to use our ‘sorting hat’ to place you into. We are looking for strong and motivated candidates that are interested in making an impact on Canadian citizens. With our Talent Management Program, we will help you grow, learn and further develop your magical career within the Public Service. Come and let TBS become your home away from home!

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We will conduct the first random selection of applicants - also known as "wizards" - on April 8, 2019. Therefore, if you would like to increase your chance of being considered in this first group, please ensure to submit your application by April 7, 2019.

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They’re children.

Where’s the last part, where they ask if you’re a woman, disabled, gay or a minority?
04-22-2019 04:19 PM
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^^ Oh don't worry, that's in there. Like with any gov't job.

Quote:In order to continue creating a diverse workforce and to staff positions based on identified gaps, members of the following Employment Equity groups: Indigenous Persons, Visible Minorities and Persons with Disabilities are encouraged to self-identify

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04-22-2019 06:04 PM
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Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.
04-22-2019 07:47 PM
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(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Reminds me of a good friend of mine. He's an Afrikaans immigrant and like most Boers, works like a well oiled machine.

There was pretty high level competition in our industry and he submitted a project and was accepted to the finals. We all went to the showcase and they called him up on stage with a, "And from SOUTH AFRICA!!!!" He walks on stage and the judges were literally looking over his shoulder to see where the blick man was. I was dying laughing as I had already made a scene that he was gonna win as long as they thought he was blick.

Needless to say, he didn't win.
04-22-2019 08:00 PM
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Sounds like he won to me.
04-22-2019 08:18 PM
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(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.
- Race
- Religion
- Creed
- Sexual Preferences
- Gender Identity

Always check the box.

“Where the danger is, so grows the saving element.” ~ German poet Hoelderlin
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(04-22-2019 11:07 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  
(04-22-2019 07:47 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  Next time I apply for any government job, I’m checking all those boxes. If I get an interview, I’ll just identify however I need to that day.

Should have thought of that before.

Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.
- Race
- Religion
- Creed
- Sexual Preferences
- Gender Identity

Always check the box.

Isn't it also illegal to require a language besides English or French in most positions?
04-23-2019 02:04 AM
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(04-22-2019 11:07 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  Its discrimination to ask you about anything that involves the checkbox.

It's discrimination to ask, but minorities (this includes that minority group known as "women", btw) are encouraged to "self-identify".

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Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.
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(04-23-2019 10:51 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.

Found your spirit animal. A Lesbian Mohawk Disabled Church "pastor" and residential school survivor




Canada topping the Clown World Index yet again.

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Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.
04-23-2019 05:31 PM
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(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.    

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(04-23-2019 08:51 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  
(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.

Fuck This Gay Earth!

God damned them all, I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns-shed no tears, now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's privateers!
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(04-23-2019 08:51 PM)NoMoreTO Wrote:  
(04-23-2019 05:31 PM)Laner Wrote:  Wait til you feast your eyes on Morneau's Queer Coin.

I just noticed the inscription says 1969. Homo Year 0.

Twisted Freak on the Front. Loony of a different type.

The fags just do not know when to quit. Such a small minority with such power.

I wonder if Trudeau will start to pop them out of his asshole like how strippers do with ping pong balls. Cannot wait for the election
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PEI Minority PC Government! Fuck the Summerside hippies and faggot leftists in Charlottetown!

A very tiny victory - I always forget PEI is it's own province. Costs $40 to leave it, thanks, keep your starchy taters and Chinese tourists.

Watch the Newfies fuck up this Conservative streak in May - the Liberals they have the Mer-men Muslim guy running, no way in hell am I not voting against this faggotry, backstabbing masculinity hater.
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How long till the CBC does a remake of Anne of Green Gables with a queer ginger boy in the main role?

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You know how you'll see Roman coins in museums?

This will be around 2000 years from now.

Give it another five years, and they'll have a coin devoted to interracial cuckoldry.

Honk honk.

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(04-22-2019 06:04 PM)ed pluribus unum Wrote:  ^^ Oh don't worry, that's in there. Like with any gov't job.

Quote:In order to continue creating a diverse workforce and to staff positions based on identified gaps, members of the following Employment Equity groups: Indigenous Persons, Visible Minorities and Persons with Disabilities are encouraged to self-identify

And pray tell, what are Invisible Minorities?

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Straight white males.
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(Yesterday 07:26 PM)SeaFM Wrote:  Straight white males.

You beat me to it!!

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(04-23-2019 02:57 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  
(04-23-2019 10:51 AM)SeaFM Wrote:  Awesome.

I’ll identify as a disabled Métis lesbian from now on.

Found your spirit animal. A Lesbian Mohawk Disabled Church "pastor" and residential school survivor




Canada topping the Clown World Index yet again.

She just needs a hijab to top things off.
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