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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A South African train with a black driver derails and crashes into a corn field. During the investigation, the driver is questioned by the inspector how it happened:

"Well sir, I was just driving the train as usual when this white guy walked over the rails."
"Ah. So a collision was likely and naturally you had to swerve."
"Yes sir, that's exactly what happened."
"So did you end up hitting him?"
"No sir, I tried but I lost him in the corn field."

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A young Latina woman is walking down the street when she sees a storefront full of neatly stacked dresses and other clothes. The sign on the window reads:

"Dresses $4!
T-shirts $2!
Yoga pants $2!"


Already salivating at the idea of reselling all these clothes to her Facebook friends, the young Latina enters the store.
"I'd like to buy 50 dresses, 100 t-shirts and 100 yoga pants please."
The shopkeeper stares at her for a moment, then asks:
"Is your name perhaps Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?"
"Yes, actually! How did you know? Did you see me on TV?"
"Because this is a dry cleaner."

"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
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Class at my school, early 90s:

Teacher: "O'Peesha, I want you to give me a sentence with the words 'foreigner' and 'contagious' in it".

Me: "The foreigner painted his house with a one-inch brush and it took the contagious".

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01-06-2019 08:27 AM
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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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01-29-2019 11:40 AM
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*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
Blondie to Banker:
- How would you react, if tomorrow, you wake up with 2 million dollars in your bank account?




- I would ask myself where the fck is all my money.

*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
Banker wearing a Patek Phillippe to Banker wearing a Rolex:





- Your 9 is my 6.

*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
- Just be yourself is probably good advice for only 5% of the people.
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To the asshole in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket: you can hide but you can't run.

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01-30-2019 11:25 AM
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Haha short 20s video. Caught me off guard.



01-30-2019 10:27 PM
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What do you a call a black man who is also a brain surgeon?







The N word.

There is nothing else you will ever need to read on self improvement, but this, the greatest thread post in history follows in the link below, REQUIRED READING. READ TO END.

Here you go, There is nothing else you will ever need to read on self improvement, but this

"I write only when inspiration strikes," he replied. "Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o'clock sharp.

OUR LIVES ARE WRITTEN IN PEN NOT PENCIL, not because we should want to forget but remember, so be absolutely sure about what you write.
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What do you call a white man who is also a brain surgeon?







A man getting cucked by a black brain surgeon surging his sturgeon through her "virgin" asshole.

he he he......
01-31-2019 10:10 AM
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Drinking O'Douls is like going down on your cousin.

It tastes the same, but something just doesn't feel right.
01-31-2019 03:37 PM
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I'm always frank and earnest with women..



In New York I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest
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(Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.
02-27-2019 12:19 AM
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(02-27-2019 12:19 AM)Rorogue Wrote:  (Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.

Not sure if this is a joke or you are trying to make me upset.
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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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(02-28-2019 07:52 AM)fktax Wrote:  
(02-27-2019 12:19 AM)Rorogue Wrote:  (Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.

Not sure if this is a joke or you are trying to make me upset.

Just saw this lol
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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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Good thing there's no pedophiles living in my neighborhood. Only smoking hot 10 year olds.

New Yorkers love to read fast.


















110 stories in 9 seconds.
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What concert costs 45 cents per ticket?

Fifty cent feat. Nickelback
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So you've got dyslexia? Bullshit. You couldn't even spell dyslexia.

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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I baptize you in the name of the rarer, the run, and the rory ririt.

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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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