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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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08-20-2019 05:08 AM
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
08-20-2019 09:12 AM
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When I got married and my wife said "I do", I thought "Yeah, I guess you'll have to".

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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09-01-2019 02:59 PM
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I didn't want to derail the Unabomber thread with my humor, but guess what he and a girl from Kentucky have in common?

They both were fingered by their brothers.

Aloha!
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That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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09-22-2019 07:11 PM
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One of the best jokes I've ever heard, mostly due to the great delivery from Norm MacDonald. The cherry on top was that it took place during a podcast where he relentlessly teased Stephen Merchant. (he took it well of course) Anyways, it's well worth the 5 minutes if you stay with it.




09-23-2019 03:58 AM
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I'm so touched at everyone who has complimented me on being articulate. I don't know what to say.

That's not how we do things in Russia, comrade.

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