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(04-10-2016 01:33 AM)Ensam Wrote:  Here's some of his early work while he was still 'mainstream'



Ha! I stand fucking corrected. That's what I get for getting my information from one podcast and a suspect memory.

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(04-10-2016 01:00 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(04-09-2016 09:09 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  Country music is in the bottom rung of music. Haven't met one person who ever listened to it, except one or two of the non-rock Eagles or Fleetwood Mac songs.

I've met plenty of people who prefer this type of music.

They typically have strong social skills, vote conservative, and have simplistic world views that always end up being wrong within ten years time.

The upside is they are usually strong men who don't come into threads about music they dislike and make passive aggressive comments like you do.
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I can't post links at the moment but along the same lines would be Roger Allen Wades stuff i.e. "She's gone back to whoring again" . He has a lot of other similar themed stuff. Also Jason Boland's "nymphomanic" can really trigger SJW types. All should be on youtube of course
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(04-10-2016 11:57 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  
(04-10-2016 01:33 AM)Ensam Wrote:  Here's some of his early work while he was still 'mainstream'



Ha! I stand fucking corrected. That's what I get for getting my information from one podcast and a suspect memory.

Bill Burr and Greg Fitzsimmons are both in on the joke. Hoffman is a genius.

He got hooked up with his band by Sturgill Simpson.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/w...m-20160210
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Here's Nymphomaniacs lyrics.

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
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Youtube has introduced me to the talents of this fuckin guy, he's crackin me up right now






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Not a country fan, but DAC is great.

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A story about a woman who wasted her youth, wakes up one day and OD's on drugs.
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She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft) was my dose of red pill growing up.


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For something a little different. Only an occassional guilty pleasure.....

Hick-Hop

"First off, get them titties out when you see me"
(Bonus -- white girls twerking)





"Obama Lovin', City Bitch"



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And the Red Pill from mainstream artists via humor:



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Leave your guns out in your truck
Come on in and sit down and buck up to the bar
and help us sing along
We don't shoot no guns in this honky tonk

Buy the guitar band a beer,
This place ain't no place for a queer
We don't play that shit around here,
Hell, we just don't
No sir, we like boy/girl sex in this honky tonk

And in this honky tonk,
we got us a jukebox in the back

We got every beer you can think of here,
and every liquor from Jim to Jack.
And you can smoke a joint in the bathroom,
hell, just be sure you don't get caught,
'cause we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk

And girls feel free to lift up your shirt,
and get on 'em tables and dance 'til it hurts
and I wished you'd hike up a mini-skirt if you're wearin' a thong
'cause I don't see no cops in this honky tonk

And in this honky tonk, we got us a juke box in the back,
we got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from Jim to Jack.
And You can smoke a bong in the bathroom hall
just be sure you don't get caught,
'cause we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk

No, we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk
No, we don't pay no bail
We just let you rest in jail,
So you can come back and raise more hell in this honky tonk
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I know Mr. D already posted one Rebel meets Rebel song, but I gotta post this one.





RMR is essentially Pantera plus David Allen Coe. So it's a pretty hard hitting mix of metal and country.

I love listening to this song before I go out. Great pick me up and gives me a no fucks given attitude. As it states "a man with nothin' ain't got nothin' to lose."


Edit: just a heads up, I went to download Wheeler Walker Jr. on Google Play and he's shadow banned. Name doesn't pop up in the search. Type full name and search, then you can find him.

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(04-10-2016 07:31 AM)Mr. D Wrote:  
(04-09-2016 10:35 PM)Grodin Wrote:  Despite it's "bible belt" reputation, country musicians were a rowdy bunch popping pills, drinking and philandering. This was all glossed over to keep it commercial and sell records, but you still can find raunchy songs that squeeked through on the smaller record labels that were more open to risks or were appealing to a different demographic (hillbillies). A lot of these songs were borrowed versions of black music - rnb and the blues.




(04-15-2016 01:20 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  I know Mr. D already posted one Rebel meets Rebel song, but I gotta post this one.





RMR is essentially Pantera plus David Allen Coe. So it's a pretty hard hitting mix of metal and country.

I love listening to this song before I go out. Great pick me up and gives me a no fucks given attitude. As it states "a man with nothin' ain't got nothin' to lose."
Holy shit, how have I never heard of this album? I fn love DAC & Pantera, this is an amazing combo. Thanks for giving me the heads up guys!
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(04-09-2016 10:54 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  County has a reputation of being crybaby shit because most mainstream country is.

"My girlfriend left me, I ran over my dog, my truck won't start"

Mainstream country is garbage, just like mostly anything mainstream.

The real country that I love is outlaw country.

Johnny Cash, Johnny Paycheck, David Allan Coe, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Jr. and Hank III, Waylon Jennings, Billy Joe Shaver, Merle Haggard (RIP), The Highwaymen, etc.

Outlaw station on SiriusXM is solid; as is Willie's Roadhouse. I started listening to country when I bought satellite.

The classic "outlaw country", as far as the marketed brand goes, is Waylon Jennings. Particular these songs, which I'm sure you've heard.







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Well, it's not quite country and not quite bluegrass, but its got great shitlord lyrics and if you like outlaw country you might like Angry Johnny & The Killbillies.

The first song, All American Girl, on their What's So Funny album, sounds like it could have been written by an RVF member:





Quote:The day you turned 14 you weren't a baby anymore.
Took on the baseball team right
On that dirty dugout floor.
Then you tried your hand at football.
Sacked the quarterback.
Drinkin' beer and smokin' dope
And lying on your back.

You're a all American, all American girl.

The whole album is awesome...
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(04-10-2016 10:31 AM)H1N1 Wrote:  I love country music, specifically outlaw country. I don't agree that it's the 'lowest rung' or with the implication that people who do listen to it are somehow dumb. What I like about it is that these guys are singing about life as they are living it. There's no pretense, no trying to falsely give their lives additional meaning, or wondering about abstractions.

Love me a bit of country. Was brought up on Waylon, Hank (both of them), Kris, Merle, Johnny, you know...

It's interesting coming from a songwriter/musician/producer viewpoint.

Country taught me how to write songs. It taught me how to write pop/rock and even reggae. Yup. Three chords is three chords. Not even reggae music has more than three chords. And if you think they break all the rules of harmony etc. you would be wrong. It's all the same. The stories of the rude boys from the ghettos... and that was just Bakersfield!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GBQqSKl8w (got to watch the video for this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8tROzp4Dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKwlgKmj5A

I'm hoping to work with Hank sometime soon, the way I'm hoping to work with Jenna Jameson, if her little pucky poo is still holding up! I live in a fantasy world, I know, but there ya go.

In all seriousness, I deeply love country music. It has only informed and inspired me. I hate music snobs. Sure, like what you like, hate what you hate - no law against that, but to totally dismiss a whole genre?

This is one of my favourites by Hank Junior:
Outlaw Women -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcK_Blja5tw


The lyrics:

She works in a bank and she works in a store
And she don't go for that old stuff anymore
She likes to get high and listen to the band
She likes to make love to her kind of man

These outlaw women, first of their kind
Outlaw women they got here right on time
Outlaw women don't need any guns
Outlaw women just out for fun

In many ways she's a lot like me
She don't give a damn 'bout society
Might be little rich girl, she might be poor
Might be a married woman that needs a little more
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Can you make Linda Lovelace gag?




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"Long Haired Country Boy"

People say I'm no good, and crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the mornin', I get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound, I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made

'Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talking on TV, puttin' down the rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation, 'cause he's worried about my soul
He said, "Jesus walked on the water.", and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man, would like to do a little walkin' too

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

A poor girl wants to marry, a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college, a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine, and a politician wants your vote
I don't want much of nothing at all, but I will take another toke

'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone
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I've been wanted to get more into country but modern country songs are so terrible, sappy, and rehash the same subjects over and over again. As a result, I've just been checking out some of the classics.

The Wheeler Walker Jr. stuff is funny but can't really get behind it because: a) mentions sucking dick too much b) the fact I know it is just a character and a ruse by a comedian c) too over the top and trying too hard.

(04-11-2016 08:56 PM)jdreise Wrote:  


I was going to mention Choctaw Bingo, it's pretty good.

Not really shitlord level but two good classics:







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Haha I've been listening to David Allan Coe for a while. He has some awesome songs that are absolutely hysterical.

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