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(04-18-2016 12:25 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Put your penis in a sheath then insert into the Autoblow motorized device. Video explains it all:





Price is 130 UK Pounds
http://www.autoblow2.co.uk/

Next step is to connect this to a VR unit.

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Honestly if you haven't made a girl feel a little guilty, shameful, happy and/or proud after putting your dick in her mouth, did the blowjob even happen?
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I post this for informational purposes, cause no surprise, these have apparently sold out in Japan :



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(04-18-2016 12:38 PM)Horus Wrote:  
(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Mr. D Wrote:  For people who want things done right.

No machine could never replace an expert cock sucker. There could be no substitute for the anticipation as she speeds things up when she knows you are close to shooting your load, the climactic feeling of filling her mouth with cum, followed by the transcendental bliss as she slows things down and keeps gently, obediently sucking your dick until it is completely soft. This is one of the greatest and most profound pleasures in a man's life.

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(04-18-2016 08:49 PM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  I post this for informational purposes, cause no surprise, these have apparently sold out in Japan :




I also posted that video in the fembots thread.

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(04-18-2016 06:32 PM)Roosh Wrote:  We should all pitch in to buy an Autoblow for a member who promises to write a detailed review. Laugh

I'll...sacrifice myself, if no one else will.

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Once they make this machine affordable and popular its game over.
Under $100
Look at Japan's population decline, its mostly due to the male herbivores.


Women thought blow up dolls were hella funny back in the day. Along with making fun of guys who couldn't get dates and using their hand for pleasure.
I guess on some level they knew that it would never be able to compare to the feeling of a physical girl in front of you.
Now the game has officially changed.

With a VR headset and some really good porn syncing a very large percentage of men wont even be interested in girls for sexual pleasure.

Companionship? Sure.
Work colleague? Sure.
Truly platonic friendship? Sure.
Messing around with Tinder hunting for poon? Fuck no.

If a girl wants to snag a guy she will actually have to put in work. Be nice, pretty etc.
I can only imagine what breakups will be like in a few years once use of this machine and ones like it become wide spread.


I can only imagine the collective acts of thirst done by males within the 365 days just to get a girl to notice them. Not a date or a hook up.

The best thing about this whole thing is it will tilt the sexual balance back into Men's favor.
With at least 10-15% percent of males buying this machine, normal girls will not be able to find guys to date.




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> Pulled a girl into my place. She won't let me bang.
> Go into the closet and grab my autoblow unit
> Insert my penis into the machine and turn it on
> Moan deeply and intensely
> Girl feels shock then inadequacy for being outdone by autoblow
> She comes up to me and removes autoblow from my penis
> She looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Let me be your autoblow"

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(04-18-2016 10:35 PM)Roosh Wrote:  > Pulled a girl into my place. She won't let me bang.
> Go into the closet and grab my autoblow unit
> Insert my penis into the machine and turn it on
> Moan deeply and intensely
> Girl feels shock then inadequacy for being outdone by autoblow
> She comes up to me and removes autoblow from my penis
> She looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Let me be your autoblow"

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(04-18-2016 08:08 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  Cons:
  • Girls might slut it up even harder to compete with an arms race with this device

That's a con?
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(04-19-2016 01:01 AM)kamoz Wrote:  
(04-18-2016 08:08 PM)John Michael Kane Wrote:  Cons:
  • Girls might slut it up even harder to compete with an arms race with this device

That's a con?

Yes.
They will go to lower levels of depraved sexual behavior just to catch the attention of a man. Then they will have to perform even more taboo sexual acts in order to keep him interested.
This will affect society because the average level of sexual deviancy will climb and the extreme nature of the behavior will be normalized.

Think how homosexuality was treated in the 1940's.
It was known of but never talked about unless you were around other gay people.
Now there are television shows where most of the characters are openly gay.

I imagine the sexual arms race take place at a much faster rate though.

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@kinjutsu,

Exactly. While individual men may the recipients of depraved women, there will be more cads pushing them to their limits, and even less dad's around for parental investment. This is certainly not a net gain for society.

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Just a little food for thought if anybody doubted the potential demand for this product.
On indiegogo where it was being crowd sourced they got 622% of the goal for funding.

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Just wait till they pair this with the 4k VR headset. Version 2.0 will probably add self-heating and self lubrication. Add in a head with synthetic hair around the mouth piece you can guide back and forth. This thing will certainly do well. The question is, are the men purchasing it so marginally attractive as to tip the SMV marketplace or not?

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Because.




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If most of the value a woman brings to a potential relationship is being a series of holes, then she shouldn't be surprised when an automated hole replaces her.

Edit: Also, the "arms race" isn't between things like this and girls. It's between things like this and the equivalent for girls - Facebook, Instagram, etc. Attention is to girls like sex is to guys.
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(04-19-2016 04:07 AM)262 Wrote:  If most of the value a woman brings to a potential relationship is being a series of holes, then she shouldn't be surprised when an automated hole replaces her.

They can't cook, they undermine us publicly, they can't hold a civilized conversation, they attempt to over-inflate their sexual value by playing hard-to-get despite being nothing more than a campus bicycle.

Series of holes sounds about.
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(04-18-2016 12:32 PM)Scesci Wrote:  On one side i think these gadgets erode T levels and masculinity and will contribute further to degrade men

I wonder where this myth comes from. It's simply not true. Bodybuilders, why are obsessed with T, have investigated completely.
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(04-18-2016 05:13 PM)Kona Wrote:  I'd like to know why the autoblow 1 failed.

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A couple years ago, I lost a LOT of weight. The numbers don't matter, but I went from the high end of morbidly obese to the middle range of "overweight". It's had all kinds of positive effects on my life, in every area you can imagine.

Most of this was peer pressure and a desire for self-improvement, but a lot of it was the desire to get a better girlfriend than the low quality ones I could find then.
If I could've gotten an "automated blow job machine" for less than what I'd pay for four months gym membership, would I have bothered?

I'd like to think the answer is yes, but to honest the answer is probably no.
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Probably beyond the scope of this thread (and I'll put some thought into hopefully starting a new one), but it seems to me that eventually feminists will have to turn on devices like this, and the VR porn industry as a whole, when they realize it will inexorably and adversely dissipate their current pool of eagerly awaiting betas who are ready to scoop them up when they are finished riding the carousel. That is a direct assault on their current safety net and power structure that they won't be able to abide.

The more realistic this stuff gets, the more betas will withdraw from the SMP. In a sense I don't blame them. The playing field is getting so skewed against them, and they will be required to put up with so much garbage just for a chance to get a past-her-prime harpy, that there's just no upside for a lot of these guys. If it's easier than self-improvement, or adopting a persona, it will be more appealing to many. This will yield a great disturbance in the penis paradise that is the current West.

Look for the seed to be planted very soon by someone like Sarkeesian that having sex with a robot or a computer program is the new act of 'super-evil misogyny' and 'opbjectification', which will eventually turn into calls on the State to legislate these programs and devices out of existence.
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I can't even imagine the post-refractory period guilt trip you'd experience after getting sucked off by a Chinese-built robotic pussy toy. I can only imagine it'd be like coming down off of heroin. Do they ship this thing with methadone?
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^ The reactions of those of us on this forum (dedicated to self-improvement and doing better with women) to this device are bound to be different than those of the beta masses, who seem to be falling further an further behind the curve despite their whole hearted embracing of feminist 'causes' and 'equal rights'.

Our reactions are going to almost certainly be negative, as it is antithetical to our reasons for being on here.

Your average frustrated dude, who is getting more frustrated and can't figure out why, may react very, very differently to such a device. There could be some appeal there. There WILL be some appeal there.
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I guess I'll never understand this, organic is the way to go.

Not to mention the thrill of the hunt and taking risks.

I could never use a flesh light or some shit like this.

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This thing is going to sell well, if the company was publicly traded I would buy stock. This blow job machine now is like the Sidekick was in 2004. In 2004 the Sidekick was the predecessor to the smartphones we all use now,this blow job machine is the first in a long line of progressively better male Sexual gratification technology.

Women laugh at it now, but as technology progresses it will cease to be funny. VR is just the beginning, actual sex robots is the ending. Once the sex robots can talk, kiss, be affectionate - basically be the Disney girl we were raised to believe in, with incredibly nasty sex involving every orifice- women are in trouble. The only reason to want a real woman in that case is children, and the legal system in this county is not providing men any incentives to reproduce.....

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