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Jennifer Aniston named world's most beautiful port-o-potty by People magazine
I mean world's most beautiful woman in the world. She's 47 years old.

Quote:So how does Aniston define beauty? "Inner confidence. Peace. Kindness. Honesty. A life well-lived," she says. "Taking on challenges and not feeling shame for things that haven't gone the way you felt they should have. And not feeling like a failure or allowing people to critique your life and make you feel like you've failed at something. That's just toxic noise."

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http://www.people.com/people/package/art...78,00.html

   

   

If you don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world then you're a bigot and probably a rapist.

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She has an amazing team behind her. I can't tell if her PR team is more brilliant or the people behind Kim Kardashian. It's a tough one.
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Kind of a dupe, though the thread was locked op banned, and didn't have shit in it:

Jeniffer Aniston named most beautiful woman in the world

edit; Her face looks photoshopped onto her head, I know it's not, but those weird folds just create a contrast that makes it look like a bad mspaint paste.

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The chin implant is not working out so good now. Get it out.
04-23-2016 04:13 PM
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Still bangable and certainly top 5% of 47 year olds, but obviously not most beautiful woman in the world. Her being voted as this hardly surprises me at all, however, due to star power and the fact that 20 years ago she very well could have been. To many people she will always be mega-hot Rachel, and won't stop being Rachel until she truly resembles a grandma.

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Would still bang, hot for a milf. Nowhere near even the top 20 percentile of women in terms of beauty though

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(04-23-2016 04:03 PM)Roosh Wrote:  If you don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world then you're a bigot and probably a rapist.

She's not even the most beautiful checkout operator at my local supermarket.
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After a cross dressing dude with implants won "Woman of the Year" nothing surprises me anymore with these publicity awards.
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gee I wonder who the fuck actually buys People Magazine... middle aged women perhaps?
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They're waiting at least another year to drop Jennifer Lopez on us. I think they're waiting for her to bring back the fade she used to have.
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In all fairness, she looks good for a 47 year old, relatively speaking.

If People (lol at the name, reminds me of some Communist magazine) named her "The World's Most Beautiful 40+ Woman", then yes, I would agree with them.


But..."The World's Most Beautiful Woman" is the last title she deserves... .

The last one.


No wonder why many women are becoming cat ladies reading, listening and believing crap like this... .

I feel only pity. Such a waste of good genes.

But still...WB for a Rolex. Or a Bentley. More than once, of course.
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(04-23-2016 04:52 PM)R_Niko Wrote:  gee I wonder who the fuck actually buys People Magazine... middle aged women perhaps?

A collaborator was reading his Facebook the other day when he laughed, and showed me the article being shared, and the middle-aged women commenting under it, all completely-believing the script, because it was in a magazine so it's Official Reality, because magazines don't lie.

One epic empowerment rant was saying how this would end men's entitled feelings that they can be in their late 40's and date women half their age as they realise how beauty is actually about maturity, which seems like a bitter, jealous and immature thought to voice to me, but what would I know? Of course, middle-aged white knights with soft faces were agreeing with her, but she didn't respond to any of them.

It's been said many times: you'll never go broke telling people what they want to hear. This is why Oprah has an Empire.
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She wouldn't even qualify for a sponsored trip to Dubai.
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To guys who say that Aniston (47) has held up well just compare her with Melania Trump (45). There's a 2 year age difference there but Melania looks incredible and I bet she would still look amazing even without makeup on.

Aniston looks like a hot mess. I have to give her credit because even with her mediocre acting talents she has milked the fame machine for all its worth when she should have been irrelevant a decade ago.
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Those hands. My God those hands.

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(04-23-2016 05:00 PM)Irenicus Wrote:  If People (lol at the name, reminds me of some Communist magazine) named her "The World's Most Beautiful 40+ Woman", then yes, I would agree with them.

I wouldn't. Not by a mile.

Jen isn't even the hottest 50+ year old woman I've seen at 7-11 buying Skittles at 3am.
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Jennifer Aniston is the Windows 95 of hot chicks. Really good back 20 years ago, but it's done and obsolete now. There's newer and fresh and better.
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No matter how hard I try, I can just never find liberal New York chicks attractive. Not even a wiggle down there.
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(04-23-2016 04:18 PM)Switch Wrote:  Still bangable and certainly top 5% of 47 year olds, but obviously not most beautiful woman in the world. Her being voted as this hardly surprises me at all, however, due to star power and the fact that 20 years ago she very well could have been. To many people she will always be mega-hot Rachel, and won't stop being Rachel until she truly resembles a grandma.

I always thought Rachel was a soft 7 on her best day. Great hair and nipples, but that's about it.
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She's not even the most beautiful woman Brad Pitt married.

[Image: bav8.jpg]

^ Truly the face of a man who is haunted by the realisation he let the most beautiful woman in the world get away.

Hell, Jolie still looks far more attractive, even though she's been fighting cancer.
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(04-23-2016 05:02 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  
(04-23-2016 04:52 PM)R_Niko Wrote:  gee I wonder who the fuck actually buys People Magazine... middle aged women perhaps?

A collaborator was reading his Facebook the other day when he laughed, and showed me the article being shared, and the middle-aged women commenting under it, all completely-believing the script, because it was in a magazine so it's Official Reality, because magazines don't lie.

Men:

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Women:

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Why do they keep talking about her? She has done nothing noteworthy in all the years since the show Friends ended.
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She was hot in Friends, that's it. I don't know why libtards adore her so much. The bitch is washed up and basic.

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And when the great team at People isn't writing articles:




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