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I hope this craptastic movie fails like the Ghostbusters remake.
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RE: Female James Bond
(05-24-2016 10:55 AM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

In the Fleming novels, the character 'M' has his birth name revealed as Miles Messervy. Hence 'M'.

Really ? I always thought it stood for the head of MI6 or whatever.

I swear they complicate stuff so much sometimes lol.

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RE: Female James Bond
The female M who dies at the end of Skyfall is also revealed to be named Emma.

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RE: Female James Bond
A white female, really?

They're really missing the boat by not making her a transqueer black native american that identifies as a british dolphin.


They're getting desperate, folks. The wheels are coming off this bitch.

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RE: Female James Bond
Won't ever happen, most likely Idris Elba will be the next bond.
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RE: Female James Bond
(05-24-2016 11:17 AM)kaotic Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 10:55 AM)Texas_Tryhard Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

In the Fleming novels, the character 'M' has his birth name revealed as Miles Messervy. Hence 'M'.

Really ? I always thought it stood for the head of MI6 or whatever.

I swear they complicate stuff so much sometimes lol.

In casino royale they kinda talk about it:

M: how the hell
did you find out where I lived?

Bond: The same way
I found out your name.
I thought "M" was randomly assigned.
I had no idea it stood for--

M: Utter one more syllable
and I'll have you killed.

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RE: Female James Bond
M = "Em" as in 'Emma'.

I do wish they'd stop fucking about with it. James Bond is a character, not a job title. I couldn't care less if they make a spy thriller with Gillian Anderson or any other woman ('Salt' was stupid but fun), but stop ruining franchises. It's an admission that they can't make a decent enough film to stand on it's own merits so they have to use a brand to guarantee profits. So you end up with a shitty film because they rely on the name to pay the bills, not the film.
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She can't do a British accent.


Oh and the movie would suck because the whole time it would be hard to accept that the action is even remotely possible.

Unless her special toys she gets are nagging someone to death.

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Yeah, just come up with their own franchise, no need to twist and pervert already existing established ones.

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RE: Female James Bond
Idris Elba is cool but he'll never be Bond. They will keep it white.

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RE: Female James Bond
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Bond was one of the characters I grew up wanting to be like. He was calm, collected, resourceful, etc and he always got the girl(s). Why is Hollywood trying to transgender every damn thing they can get their hands on.

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(05-24-2016 10:23 AM)heavy Wrote:  You think they discussed the benefits of having an older woman? Post wall, not a hint of youthful vibrancy.

...higher T, lower estrogen-progesterone, less moody, more logical.

The spending power of old bitches Sir.

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RE: Female James Bond
Just another example of how the SJWs are trying to envade any "male only" space. These fucks don't want us to have anything for ourselves. Essentially, James Bond is the ultimate male fantasy, which is why they're targeting it. Let's think about it, what is it about Bond that appeals to men?:

He's smooth with the ladies
He drives fast cars
He uses cool high-tech gadgets
He's the best at his job

Why the hell would a man want to see a female Bond? It makes no sense. The fanbase has always been primarily male, if they do this it'll be like "Ghostbusters" all over again. The male fans will feel alienated from the franchise they've supported all these years and women won't suddenly become huge Bond fans just because they put a woman in it. If they can even get women out to see the first film in a new female Bond franchise, they'll likely lack the loyalty to follow the series as sequels are made and the story progresses. Why? They'll lose interest and already be off to the next big thing.
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RE: Female James Bond
Tom Hiddleston would make a good James Bond

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RE: Female James Bond
(05-24-2016 09:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

Surely they'd change 'M' to 'F' for this abortive attempt?

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It does make you think though. If there was such a thing as a female bond-type character, what would her methods of infiltration, espionage, and sabotage be in a realistic (unfeminized) story?

She would have to come off as the perfect unicorn and vulnerable damsel in distress. I imagine a Melania Trump type who loyally made her way to the top, leaks genuine information while sabotaging anyone she thinks may suspect her, all in an effort to gain more power for her unsuspecting husband, and has every man around her worship the ground she walks on (think daenerys tarygerian).

Her greatest struggle would lie in keeping up appearances even with the children she has had with a husband whose country she is actively working against.

Gillian Anderson could never play such a role.

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(05-24-2016 02:15 PM)shameus_oreaaly Wrote:  Surely they'd change 'M' to 'F' for this abortive attempt?

'Do a Caitlyn'?
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RE: Female James Bond
I've changed my mind.

Let's have a young, hot female Bond.

But fuck this Queen of England bullshit. She gets pushed aside by a new KING of England.

So she has to so work for the King. And his name could be Henry. With lots of mistresses. It's only fair.

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(05-24-2016 02:45 PM)Matsufubu Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 02:15 PM)shameus_oreaaly Wrote:  Surely they'd change 'M' to 'F' for this abortive attempt?

'Do a Caitlyn'?

Bond could be a double agent?
On Her Vajesty's Secret Service?
From Thrushia with Love?
Goldfingerer?
Damn, the parody headlines for this are going to write themselves.
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^^^
Bond could be a bi-polar, non-binary agent whose male side works for MI5 and whose female side is a double agent working against him. The whole film would just be the male side doing James Bond heroics and the other half would be the female side writing a blog whining about being oppressed and triggered by his other half's antics in an effort to bring down the patriarchy.

The baddy would be a Donald Trump clone stroking a toaster that self-identifies as a fluffy white cat, and who captures Bond and uses a laser to threaten his nemesis:

Trumpfinger shows off his industrial laser by having it slowly track toward Bond, strapped to a slab of gold.

Trumpfinger: "This is gold, Xir Bond. All my life, I have been in love with its color, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock- which is considerable."

Bond: "I think you've made your point, Trumpfinger. Thank you for the demonstration."

Trumpfinger: "Choose your next witticism carefully, Xir Bond — it may be your last. The purpose of our two previous encounters is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be disturbed by another. Goodnight, Xir Bond."

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

Trumpfinger: "No, Xir Bond, I expect you to transition into a pansexual polybender who self identifies as a suicidal drag queen and DIE! Time to Make America Great Again!"


Yeah, exciting stuff. I might send that one off to Hollywood.
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RE: Female James Bond
LOL Want to create a bold space void of Zika Mosquitoes and Zika minded SJW Females - go into a proper cigar lounge with proper sports on the telly and Light up your favorite hand rolled esplendito and voila no zika and no Zika minded SJWs, metros, manginas or uber entitled SIFs.

Any feminine females that do linger were in fact raised by victory cigar loving alpha males and get s sense of safety and comfort around similar men that ignite their breeding imperative.

A great victory cigar is great for so many reasons. Just need a Bond who is an expert in proper hand rolleds. Great shooting locales as well; Havana, Santiago-DR, Nicaragua, Honduras, Ecuador, etc., etc. Extra points for a Bond girl who truly knows how to light up a man.
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Fuck, man. For as much as women yap about how strong and independent they are, why can't they ever do their own goddamn things?
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RE: Female James Bond
(05-24-2016 02:12 PM)George is King Wrote:  Tom Hiddleston would make a good James Bond

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Nope. He was terrible as an undercover in The Night Manager. He wasn't remotely believable in espionage or physical combat.

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(05-24-2016 04:16 PM)shameus_oreaaly Wrote:  Bond could be a double agent?
On Her Vajesty's Secret Service?
From Thrushia with Love?
Goldfingerer?
Damn, the parody headlines for this are going to write themselves.
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(05-24-2016 10:34 AM)CynicalContrarian Wrote:  Chicks have always been fine with watching a Bond film, cause the character is a charming cad.

If a chick is in the lead? I can just imagine the female audience response.

"Why did she wear that dress?"
"I'm prettier than her!"
"Who wears that makeup?
"Running in heels? Bitch please!"

When Spectre had its opening night in Chicago, most of the audience were female. I don't think it was for girls or explosions.
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