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Female James Bond
This speaks for itself. The original article is 90% twitter quotes, which actually makes me more furious than the story itself. Garbage journalism.


Quote:Gillian Anderson has hinted that she would accept the role as the first female Bond, tweeting out a mocked-up poster of herself as 007.

The star of The Fall and The X-Files expressed her desire to take over from Daniel Craig as the world’s most famous secret agent, tweeting, alongside the poster: “It’s Bond, Jane Bond.”

She added: “(And sorry, don’t know who made poster but I love it!)”, with the hashtag #NextBond.

Others in the running to play the spy in the next 007 film include actor and DJ Idris Elba and Homeland star Damian Lewis.

But Anderson’s suggestion that she wants the role sent Twitter into a frenzy.



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05-24-2016 09:26 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
WNB (Would Not Bond)

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05-24-2016 09:29 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
uhhh no..

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05-24-2016 09:30 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
What'll the "Bond Boy" be called? Dixon Cider?
05-24-2016 09:31 AM
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(05-24-2016 09:31 AM)Canopus Wrote:  What'll the "Bond Boy" be called? Dixon Cider?

At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

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05-24-2016 09:32 AM
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(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

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05-24-2016 09:35 AM
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

They're ruining everything for me...

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05-24-2016 09:35 AM
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There has already been a female James Bond, it was called La Femme Nikita.
05-24-2016 09:40 AM
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A postmenopausal Bond?

No thanks
05-24-2016 09:42 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
She's very short.
05-24-2016 09:47 AM
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Do it. The ridiculousness cant stop now.

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05-24-2016 09:54 AM
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Heh.
Must always be a double edged sword with aging actresses.
Make a fuss about this or that to gain Regressive cred.
Or be thought of as too cunty & not worthwhile to hire, losing out to the young, buxom babe instead.

Hell, Hathaway is feeling the pinch at age 33.
05-24-2016 09:55 AM
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(05-24-2016 09:54 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  Do it. The ridiculousness cant stop now.

I'm with you on this. I don't need reasons to watch mainstream movies. Kill it all for me. That last 5% of my plug in the socket of media needs all the help it can get. I haven't been to the movies in over a year and a half. I hope they keep it up. We can only hope Hollywood, etc. destroy their own selves due to their own hubris.

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05-24-2016 10:02 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
This will never happen. relax guys.

What might happen, is the casting of Damian Lewis as Bond, which I would hate. He seems to be a real asshole, I´d hate to see him play Bond. But I´d love to see Micheal Fassbender in the role.

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Hopefully this "let´s cast womenz in classic male roles" will be buried, after Ghostbusters bombs this summer.
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05-24-2016 10:03 AM
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Another great franchise killed.
05-24-2016 10:06 AM
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When the new Ghostbusters movie flops and loses millions this summer, it's only going to continue reinforcing the fact that people do not want these female leads, especially when they only end up bastardizing a solid franchise. The industry will be forced to stop producing these garbage films and correct course. Grrrl power had its day, it's time for the Evil Patriarchy to rise again.

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05-24-2016 10:07 AM
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She'll disarm her enemies with feelings and defeat the villains with irrational thought.
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05-24-2016 10:11 AM
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Hilarious. I'd like to see them try. Just pile in all the feminist politics and see how well it does when a $200 million dollar film tanks. These things tend to bankrupt entire studios.
05-24-2016 10:13 AM
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You think they discussed the benefits of having an older woman? Post wall, not a hint of youthful vibrancy.

...higher T, lower estrogen-progesterone, less moody, more logical.

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05-24-2016 10:23 AM
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Chicks have always been fine with watching a Bond film, cause the character is a charming cad.

If a chick is in the lead? I can just imagine the female audience response.

"Why did she wear that dress?"
"I'm prettier than her!"
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05-24-2016 10:34 AM
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Twitter is a manipulating tool, used by feminist to create a voice that don't exist in the real world but force politicians and others to act in favour of them.

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05-24-2016 10:38 AM
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(05-24-2016 09:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

M is the head of MI6 or MI5

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_%28James_Bond%29

I doubt this will pan out to be anything but a sad joke.

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05-24-2016 10:40 AM
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I'm pretty sure somebody's already written a script for the porn parody.
05-24-2016 10:46 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
(05-24-2016 09:35 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  
(05-24-2016 09:32 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  At last "Q" will stand for "Queer".

In all seriousness, what does M stands for?

Q is Quartermaster right?

In the Fleming novels, the character 'M' has his birth name revealed as Miles Messervy. Hence 'M'.
05-24-2016 10:55 AM
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RE: Female James Bond
I think Philip Winchester from Strike Back (Cinemax) would be a good Bond.

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