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Star Post your Classic or Lost internet memes here
As time goes on, I've noticed that a lot of the best internet stories/pages are getting harder to find, or have disappeared entirely. Search engines have begun to bury the older pages, websites stop being hosted, and we don't always keep up with old bookmarks.

Use this thread as a place to post classic internet memes/pages, or make a request for others to help find something you remember but can no longer find. Below are some of my favorites

The Great Hargesian Goat bubble:
http://www.juliangough.com/the-great-har...at-bubble/

The Billion Watt Light Bulb: (about halfway down the page, in purple)
https://wimminz.wordpress.com/2014/01/12...f-the-age/

Planes, Trains, and Plantains:
http://imgur.com/gallery/tYma4

Mouse Utopia Experiment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

Also, I can't find an old webpage and I was wondering if anyone has a copy of it. There was a Danish guy who wrote a handful of funny pages talking about the French and English based on his time living in those countries. He was basically saying the French never pick up after their dog's poo and eat raw meat, while the English are obsessed with dressing formal. I think Roosh even had a link to it, or an interview with him on one of this old sites. Thanks
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Please don't include goatse. Please. If you don't know what it is, don't Google it. Some things must be left in the past and not . . .spread.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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Time Cube, baby.

TIME CUBE

Quote:You SnotBrains will know
hell for ignoring TimeCube.
I do not promote or suggest
anyone killing you, but you
are unfit to live on Earth.
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The End of the Internet:

http://hmpg.net/

All Your Base Are Belong to Us:

Original Video:





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_b...long_to_us


Wife 1.0

Quote:> Subject: Wife 1.0.

> Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> > noticed that the new program began unexpected child
> > processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
> > resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
> > the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
> > into all other programs and launches during system
> > initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> >
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
> > 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
> > system whenever selected.
> >
> > I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> > attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
> > am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
> > uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
> > please!!!
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Joe
> >
> > Tech Support response:
> >
> > Dear Joe:
> >
> > This is a very common problem men complain about but is
> > mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
> > from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
> > is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
> > to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
> > Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
> >
> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause
> > Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> >
> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
> > files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> > Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
> > end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
> > your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"
> >
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> > situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
> > myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
> > regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
> > all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur,
> > regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
> > to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> >
> > In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
> > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> > before the operating system will return to normal. The
> > system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
> > all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
> > maintenance.
> >
> > Consider buying additional software to improve the
> > performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
> > Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
> > Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
> > application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
> > damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of luck,
> >
> > Tech Support

http://www.hep.caltech.edu/~arakitin/jokes/wife.html

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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Quote:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Of course I like the PUA version the best:
Quote:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at RSD, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret orgies, and I have over 300 confirmed lays. I am trained in gorilla game and I’m the top sarger in the entire PUA community. You are nothing to me but just another beta. I will cuck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HB10's across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your genetic legacy. You’re fucking cucked,, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I cuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in kino escalation, but I have access to the entire archive of Roissy's blog and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable genes off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re a fucking cuck, kiddo.
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Am I crazy for thinking "the beautiful ones" were the smartest mice once the critical times happened? Other mice are getting their tails eaten or eating other tails and the beautiful ones just chill and work on them selves and eat and sleep and watch Rome burn.
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(06-29-2016 01:34 PM)Beijong Wrote:  Am I crazy for thinking "the beautiful ones" were the smartest mice once the critical times happened? Other mice are getting their tails eaten or eating other tails and the beautiful ones just chill and work on them selves and eat and sleep and watch Rome burn.

Yes, you are. They are the ones taking 1000 selfies from different angles to find 1 or 2 to post while brutal migrants overrun their countries.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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I don't remember where I found this (might have been on Misc at bodybuilding.com or this forum). It tells you how to de-escalate potentially violent encounters with other dudes...

Quote:Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't wan't no trouble bro". flex your traps and your core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here's the crucial part: in a low voice start uttering wolowolowolowolowolo slowly increasing in volume. By now he should be surprised. Sway from side to side while loosening your facial muscles and both anal sphincter and kegel muscle.
You should be pretty loud by now and the guy will have stepped back and be visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself. Let your eyes roll in the back of your heal. By now you are chanting WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO at the tops of your lungs.
He will run away.
Everyone within a 2 kilometers radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
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I think escaping the cage is the best option - ie travel / relocate
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Or just about anything else on Albino Black Sheep back in the day... Late 1990s early 2000s.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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The original Yatta:




...and the take on it from Irrational Exuberance, featuring a mash-up of just about every meme in existence at the time:




And my personal favorite, Rejected:


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Anyone here recall the infamous dolphinsex.org ?

Site was taken down years and years ago, but here is the content:

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

David Firth cartoons:

http://www.fat-pie.com

I miss the "Golden Age" of the internet. Back when there was no social media, and the only people that were using the web a lot and spreading jokes were actual computer nerds posting on message boards.

I got my forum chops on an old custom Blizzard Games forum that specialized in offering up custom mods. That was back in the day when I played Stacraft Broodwar competitively (middle school/highs chool). It was so long ago I can't accurately remember, but I was a member on there for like 4 or 5 years and must have had around 5,000 postcount. The last year or so I was there I was one of the esteemed General Forum Moderators (Same username by the way).

That was such an enjoyable community and I remember being in tears laughing so many times at the discussions we would have and the content that was shared on there. Had a good international membership. Many Canadians and a lot of people from NZ and the states. I met a few people from there.

Getting all nostalgic here.

Got me thinking about tubgirl, goatse.cx (it's actually an email domain now, but overpriced considering it's just novelty), BME pain olympics, Mr Hands, and all those crazy shocker sites.
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Anyone remember YTMND from back in the mid 2000s? Maybe it's not as "classic" as say stuff on SomethingAwful, Ebaumsworld or Newsground but it was still before the era when mainstream people started spouting off memes like "cool story bro" in public.

Some classic YTMNDs:









I also had a slight obsession with Brian Peppers who was another YTMND favorite:



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Jennicam:
http://web.archive.org/web/20000302110439/http://jennicam.org/menu.html


Trojan Room Coffee Pot:
http://web.archive.org/web/2001052504182...n/xvcoffee

Zombo.com
Zombo.com

Badger, badger, badger
badgerbadgerbadger.com


Hamster Dance:
http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/

TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me:



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(06-29-2016 03:03 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Or just about anything else on Albino Black Sheep back in the day... Late 1990s early 2000s.

I totally forgot about Albino Black Sheep. They also had the only self working magic trick on the internet that was any good:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mind


Do you guys also remember in the late 90's, when the internet was still too slow for video, and everyone thought that flash animations were the future?

All those deathly slow loading site intros you couldn't skip?

And trippy, arty flash animations like this:

http://animation.nosepilot.com/


Oh, also, remember Mahir? Inspiration for Borat and sincere guy trolled right into memehood?

Quote:This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

http://web.archive.org/web/2004122919445...deks2.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahir_%C3%...%9Fr%C4%B1

He might have been the greatest meme of the 90s.

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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One of the old classic weird websites.

http://iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com/
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Last one cause I don't want to clutter up the thread. Surprised no one has linked to it yet.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
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(06-29-2016 04:00 PM)Wutang Wrote:  Last one cause I don't want to clutter up the thread. Surprised no one has linked to it yet.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

LMAO! I was a junior in high school when I first read that , shit had me dying. And his responses to all the hate mail about how he's a real ninja Laugh
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Classic shit. Not actually that old but still great stuff. "I am tall, give me a call"





Game recognized.






Ahead of its time, the player anthem:


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Do you guys remember stick death?




Chicago Tribe.

My podcast with H3ltrsk3ltr and Cobra.

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This Weezer video includes a lot of the references to some of the earlier internet memes:






There's also this mock advertisement for the amazing energy drink, Powerthirst:



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This one is about 10 years old. Watched this over and over before we had the term 'viral video'. Just a basic news blooper but the ability to replay repeatedly got me rolling.



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(06-29-2016 06:28 PM)Snowplow Wrote:  Do you guys remember stick death?




That reminded me of the kung fu fighting stick figures I used to be into.



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