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An honest real estate agent
So I was browsing houses on the web. Often photos make ahouse look better than it is. Here's one that's honest. See photos number 62 and 63. Used hypodermic syringes on the lawn! All this for $230K near Orlando [Image: ISlikmotkgzixg0000000000.jpg]

http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/FL/...?3col=true

Then there's this beauty for $350K in Westminster (Orange County) Ca. [Image: ISy35yzvdkw90u0000000000.jpg]

http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Wes...?3col=true
07-25-2016 11:00 AM
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RE: An honest real estate agent
From the CA listing: "Please use caution when walking on the property and please do not enter any structures"

Would a teardown cost more if there's an old meth lab inside? Bring the drone RV if you want to actually inspect it.

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07-25-2016 12:12 PM
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RE: An honest real estate agent
The address speaks for itself; 7415 Hazard Ave.

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07-25-2016 12:26 PM
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RE: An honest real estate agent
In huntington beach there's "Heil" Avenue as well. It's also a city known for it's skinhead gangs.
07-25-2016 12:30 PM
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RE: An honest real estate agent
Unfortunately, an honest realtor is just a shitty salesman.

I believe he should have gotten rid of all the photos and added photos of scenic things to do in the area, and slipped the phrase "deferred maintenance" somewhere unobtrusive inside a wall of ambiguous text that mentions the acreage and the pool.

This is the listing of someone who wants to get fired.

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07-25-2016 12:36 PM
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I think there are laws or regulations in place that they have to follow or get their license revoked, plus fines.

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07-25-2016 12:40 PM
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Estate agents are on the same level as used car salesmen.

They would take a pig and claim it looks spectacular with scenic views and a cosy feel if you put a dress on it.
07-26-2016 10:37 AM
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(07-26-2016 10:37 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:  Estate agents are on the same level as used car salesmen.

They would take a pig and claim it looks spectacular with scenic views and a cosy feel if you put a dress on it.

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07-26-2016 01:51 PM
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Why wouldnt they just pick the needles up, of have a yard service clean it up?

They just took a picture and shared it with the world. I would fire that agent.

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07-26-2016 06:14 PM
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