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Year 2003 age 15 - I masturbated to my 57yr old granny neighbour in front of her in her bedroom hoping the Mrs.Robinson fantasy will come true and she would proceed to bang me immediately . She instead pat my back and gave me a big lecture on how to control my libido in teenage years .

Year 2004 age 16 - My hot older cousin walked in on me mid finish fapping to Basic Instinct's Sharon Stone . My Sudden fear , knee jerk reaction and quick movement got her in the eye . Stung like hell and had her crying out loud . Been carefully avoiding ever since all family events where the slightest possibility of a chance encounter with her is a remote possibility .

Year 2009 - Been dating this prudish princess like French bird who caught me fapping to some anal porn . She started crying making it out to be me fantasising about other women and fapping as the first step like a gateway drug to cheating .She would also shame me for liking anal for the rest of our relationship and constantly be insecured/paranoid everytime I got my tongue or fingers anywhere near her butthole .

As you can see fapping has had some serious repercussions on my life .

Anyone else got a embarrassment of riches when it comes to faps ?

List the faps you are least proud of ..
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Quote:Anyone else got a embarrassment of riches when it comes to faps?

Jerking to weird stuff? No.

Getting caught? Yeah, i think every guy has.

Edit: OP have you ever thought that if you were to go to a meet up, everone would know about your weird jerking experiences?

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(08-09-2016 09:18 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  
Quote:Anyone else got a embarrassment of riches when it comes to faps?

Jerking to weird stuff? No.

Getting caught? Yeah, i think every guy has.

Edit: OP have you ever thought that if you were to go to a meet up, everone would know about your weird jerking experiences?

Would that make me any less proud to be in my skin ? The answer is no . I am completely at as much peace with my personality as with my life experiences and anyone who will judge me for either I am better off not connecting with . As the saying goes the more personal the more universal right ? I am sure a few forum members could relate to my experiences .
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(08-09-2016 09:17 AM)NapoleonDynamighty Wrote:  Year 2003 age 15 - I masturbated to my 57yr old granny neighbour in front of her in her bedroom hoping the Mrs.Robinson fantasy will come true and she would proceed to bang me immediately . She instead pat my back and gave me a big lecture on how to control my libido in teenage years .

Year 2004 age 16 - My hot older cousin walked in on me mid finish fapping to Basic Instinct's Sharon Stone . My Sudden fear , knee jerk reaction and quick movement got her in the eye . Stung like hell and had her crying out loud . Been carefully avoiding ever since all family events where the slightest possibility of a chance encounter with her is a remote possibility .

Year 2009 - Been dating this prudish princess like French bird who caught me fapping to some anal porn . She started crying making it out to be me fantasising about other women and fapping as the first step like a gateway drug to cheating .She would also shame me for liking anal for the rest of our relationship and constantly be insecured/paranoid everytime I got my tongue or fingers anywhere near her butthole .

As you can see fapping has had some serious repercussions on my life .

Anyone else got a embarrassment of riches when it comes to faps ?

List the faps you are least proud of ..

What the fuck?

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When I was 15 two female friends wanted to watch me jerk off. They put on a porn, I sat on the floor, they were on the bed above me watching. When I nutted it was into one of their diet coke cans.

Looking back I could have gamed the shit outta that, but hey, we live. We learn. And make terrible decisions when we are young.

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(08-09-2016 09:17 AM)NapoleonDynamighty Wrote:  Year 2003 age 15 - I masturbated to my 57yr old granny neighbour in front of her in her bedroom hoping the Mrs.Robinson fantasy will come true and she would proceed to bang me immediately . She instead pat my back and gave me a big lecture on how to control my libido in teenage years .


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Quote:Year 2004 age 16 - My hot older cousin walked in on me mid finish fapping to Basic Instinct's Sharon Stone . My Sudden fear , knee jerk reaction and quick movement got her in the eye . Stung like hell and had her crying out loud .

Year 2009 - Been dating this prudish princess like French bird who caught me fapping to some anal porn . She started crying making it out to be me fantasising about other women and fapping as the first step like a gateway drug to cheating .She would also shame me for liking anal for the rest of our relationship and constantly be insecured/paranoid everytime I got my tongue or fingers anywhere near her butthole .

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"List the faps you are least proud of .."

This isn't 4chan.

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