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This bitch Lauren looks old as fuck for 21, I still want that ass.

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09-02-2016 07:18 PM
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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
(09-02-2016 01:35 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 01:20 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 12:40 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  That's not an ass, that's just slabs of flab. She's skinny-fat.

You need to spend some time in the ass lounge and see what you're missing out in life:
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Blondes are really not my type, but...Warner Bros.

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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
(09-02-2016 01:35 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 01:20 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  
(09-02-2016 12:40 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  That's not an ass, that's just slabs of flab. She's skinny-fat.

You need to spend some time in the ass lounge and see what you're missing out in life:
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-20078...pid1178393

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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
Prefer bigger and rounder but would still tap that for a loooong time.
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There are definitely more attractive women, but seriously, would bang, impregnate multiple times. Wink
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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
(09-02-2016 07:18 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  This bitch Lauren looks old as fuck for 21, I still want that ass.

Lauren Southern used to live in Vancouver, but she now works for Rebel Media in Toronto, Cuntario, Canada.

If you wanna show her how real American men deal with chicks, probably you can inquire Rebel Media an email and ask if she gonna be broadcasting in ATL (or your area where you living at).

If you do meet Lauren Southern in person, I hear that she is very friendly to take selfies with, so it's easy there to use some game as compared to other female TV personalities.

A guy as tall as Roosh will be more likely to seal the deal earlier, including the fact that he is already known to Rebel Media.

Lauren, though Canadian, is very friendly, but I heard that she appears to have camera-men and orbiters around her while she in Toronto. I've been told that Lauren Southern was that "speck of gold shining in a pig sty at the Slut Walk", and I'm not pedestalizing her..That was the description given, and it reflects in the comments section of those YouTube videos too.

Lauren Southern might be considered a 6 or 7/10 in the United States, but she is like an 11/10 in Toronto because of the demographics and Big Red syndrome in that city. In other words, meeting Lauren in an American city will improve the odds of being her Mr. Loverman like Shabba Ranks from Jamaica.
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Was going to post about here recent spat with Sky News, but it would bring the tone of the thread down, and there are already too many posts in this thread with words.

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How many times do I have to post this on RvF, of all places? From 2014:



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Quote:Why conservative and libertarian men need to focus their attention and fanship on genuine thought leaders and not "cutsie hottie conservative libertarian girls."
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A hedgehog 'twixt the tits. If ever there were compelling proof that ALL girls are fundamentally the same daft creatures irrespective of whatever surface ideology they profess, this is it.
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Shes put on some weight in the last few months.

Lets see if she's really against feminism and starts popping out kids before shes 25.
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....girl is 21 looks 30, has black hair and is a 6.5...but yea lets make a thread....
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Millie Weaver vs Lauren Southern.

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GO!
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^ This kind of question is best solved with a paddling pool full of baby oil. There are some who might feel that without such a prop any debate is irreconcilable.
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I am seeing more of these antifeminist women, but they are still rare enough that they make men fall for them because they are "different". One of the first I saw was Lauren Southern, I think it came from some stuff done by Milo. Then Youtube gives you "suggested links" and there are loads of these antifeminists making conservative neckbeards drool over them because they are the ideal combination of "beauty and brains".

There was one chick who looked a bit like horseface but with a fixed face so she wasn't so horsey, but other than her ideas being the opposite of horseface and co. she was pretty similar, socially awkward, probably having some mental diagnosis, probably being on meds now or in the future. Call me very cynical but I think this "cool, antifeminist woman" is just a different type of attention whoring. I can't see a difference between Lauren and other chicks who wear denim shorts so short the pockets stick out. Don't get me wrong warner bros pictures if it was on a plate but I'm not going to Canada and exposing myself to that culture for a slightly fat assed white 7. She also has a really low pitched masculine voice that I've seen in a lot of high T, mental whores. I think she would put out the same tests and general bullshit that a lot of other women do, perhaps a bit more perhaps a bit less... men maybe think she might be easy because she supports them and their ideas and stuff, but she would still probably require quite a bit of effort and tolerance of annoying quirks to get her in the sack. Her pushing the whole antifeminist, anti-PC stuff might just be a ruse to gain more popularity and attention.

Unless I'm given a 50%+ chance of getting Lauren on the first date I would prefer dinner with Milo, I see genuine intellectual rigor and concern in that man, and I find his sometimes flamboyant gayness funny and charming in most instances. Just a cool guy. Antifeminist women? Not so much. I just can't trust them, and even if I did, they still annoy me.
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I don't like the direction in which this thread is heading. This isn't a thread about her ideology or her thoughts. This isn't a thread about her intelligence or her valuable contributions to the emerging and important right wing movement.

This thread is specifically about Lauren Southern's ass, and her ass is important to the the extent that it deserves its own thread.

If you wouldn't bang, you're a faggot.
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She's cute but i wouldn"t put much effort into gaming her. I've seen better butts however hers is the cute white girl bubble.

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She's cute but i wouldn"t put much effort into gaming her. I've seen better butts however hers is the cute white girl bubble.

Antifeminist or not, she still has to prove she's good wife and mother material. That means:

1. Desires to stay at home.
2. cooks and likes doing it
3. Cleans
4. Runs errends for stuff while you're at work.
5. Wants kids

Until proven otherwise, she's just an antifeminist. Don't get too excited.

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(09-03-2016 10:33 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  She's cute but i wouldn"t put much effort into gaming her. I've seen better butts however hers is the cute white girl bubble.

Antifeminist or not, she still has to prove she's good wife and mother material. That means:

1. Desires to stay at home.
2. cooks and likes doing it
3. Cleans
4. Runs errends for stuff while you're at work.
5. Wants kids

Until proven otherwise, she's just an antifeminist. Don't get too excited.

Think of Milo as well. Sometimes allies come in all shapes and sizes. Being an anti-feminist helps all of us in the long run or in Milo's case a "gay conservative". I dont think though you would find a thread here about Milo's ass.

Who knows if Lauren Southern is LTR or even someone you would approach.
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(09-02-2016 09:52 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  [Image: vjtyxIS.gif]

This gif fucking slayed me, dude. Still giggling about it.

Not chuckling, giggling.

Anyway, on the real about Lauren. Y'all need some water. Girl is alright but plain as fuck and does look mad old for only being 21?? I was amazed when I first read that. Thought she was nearing 30 honestly. I've spoken about her before too:

(03-25-2016 08:42 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  ...
Do you think Lauren Southern is sweet, meek, stay-at-home housewife material? She may push anti-feminism and ant-progressivism, but you can be sure as shit she's not practicing it.

The only thing you'll see real "red pill women" posting on the internet is pictures of their family.

While she may be girl-next-door cute and have socio-political views that align with yours, she is still a female "internet personality" which comes with all the trappings of any typical online attention whore female. She cares about having followers, her social media presence, being seen, her "career," and her public image and whatnot.

EDIT: Beast1 knows the score.
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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
A thread about ANY ONE girl's ass, no matter how good, when we have at least one other thread for ALL girls' asses, is:

1) A dupe,
2) Pedestalization & oneitis, as the good General mentioned earlier, and
3) Shows that we have some guys from this:
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Sounds harsh, but the message is meant to help.

Drink more water.
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RE: Lauren Southern In Shorts Doing Police Interview- Nice Bumpa
You guys are looking at this completely wrong.

"She's 21, she looks old and should be married!"

Take a second to remember when you were 21. What did you have accomplished at 21? Besides a solid GPA and stronger drinking skills, I accomplished nothing.

At age 19 Lauren became a representative to the Libertarian Party of Canada. She's currently 21, a full-time student, and an upcoming media mammoth. I just checked her Twitter to see how big she is, and she has 120k followers. For reference, MikeCF has 94k and Roosh has 28k.

Lauren is an alpha female, probably on the high-T side (listen to her voice). She's beautiful, accomplished, determined, AND conservative. If she was a liberal, she would be slanging her pussy every weekend at the local Bernie Sanders rally, but she's not! Lauren is a conservative girl who locks that pussy up for only the top dog. In this day and age, how many men can step to that? How many men see a beautiful young girl and are scared by her beliefs or intimidated by her looks? I bet the only guys willing to spit game are complete nerds. Not only is her dating pool limited to conservative guys, but she also lives in Canada, so you can't expect any of her suitors to be the top notch bleeding patriot alpha male she desires.

Lauren is an alpha female, but, look at her, she wants a man, and channels her maternal instinct through her pet hedghog.

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If I was to game her, here's how things would go (take note in case you ever run into her).

The approach - totally natural. Situational opener, smooth as peanut butter. 99% of the time she gets approached it's either "omg you're Lauren Southern!!" tard or "hey beautiful." Instead I'll make a joke about something, turn on the Southern charm, and she'll be tickling my beard in minutes. The key is that I'll pretend not to know her. Once we get to talking about politics, she'll be totally amazed to find a strong attractive man who believes the same things and yet does not recognize her. She'll be taken back, yet oddly aroused.

We start dating, long distance of course, until she begs me to lock it up and marry her. This is when things get interesting. Instead of asking her to give up her media career, I convince her to change it. Use her existing fanbase to sell eBooks on getting pregnant, having kids, cooking, cleaning, all things mom. Instead of reporting on the local SlutWalk, she's posting video reviews of the latest running stroller. Talking about the latest "paleo breakfast shake" she made for the kids and the workout routine she uses to keep her bumpa tight. She spends a few hours a day on the computer and I pick up a fat passive income check.

Women crave to be shaped by a man, but Lauren has not found a worthwhile man amongst today's sea of beta chodes.

If she's a spinster in 4 years I'll revisit this thread and take back my words, BUT she still has time.

PS Lauren if you're reading this, holla @ a playa I got air miles for days

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I think she turns people on because she is not amazingly hot. She looks like someone I actually could fuck, like a porn star. I live in Miami, I was at Equinox this morning and saw a shitton of women hotter than her. It is not her hotness it is how fuckable she looks- like Kendra Sutherland the OSU library girl, I think I could fuck her given the right opportunity. Her political beliefs mean jack shit to me, I just want to fuck that bitch and make her respect me with aggressive, rough sex that leaves marks.
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(09-03-2016 03:01 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  I think she turns people on because she is not amazingly hot. She looks like someone I actually could fuck, like a porn star. I live in Miami, I was at Equinox this morning and saw a shitton of women hotter than her. It is not her hotness it is how fuckable she looks- like Kendra Sutherland the OSU library girl, I think I could fuck her given the right opportunity. Her political beliefs mean jack shit to me, I just want to fuck that bitch and make her respect me with aggressive, rough sex that leaves marks.

Throwback to the library girl thread:

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With Lizard of Oz's epic description: https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-44674...#pid945897

As CaptainStabbin said,

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