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When was your first crush?
I was 8 years old, in 3rd grade. Pretty blonde of German descent named Gretchen. I tried to flirt by asking what was her favorite word to write (we had just started learning cursive handwriting). Over 30 years later, I still remember the thrill of sitting next to her and looking at writing samples.

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RE: When was your first crush?
5yrs old. Kindergarten teacher. Great legs.

Few years ago she was caught by an undercover buying crack or smth else like that. Needless to say she hit the wall bigtime.
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RE: When was your first crush?
I get nostalgia over high school / middle school crushes too, you remember them at their hottest and sweetest. Then you see them again in their late 20s and you realize that sweet, tight 16 yr old is gone forever, they are something else now. Their value window is only slightly longer than an NFL running back.
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RE: When was your first crush?
Disco, good point. I was 30 when I discovered Facebook, and I was shocked to see what so many cuties had become (and how many jocks had become slobs). To my delight, Gretchen was still fresh-faced and beautiful. And pregnant, thankfully. Those genes needed passing on.
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RE: When was your first crush?
i was 5, she was 16 - singing in the acapella on the day cruise down the dnepr river. i promised to marry her when i turned 18. she didn't want for me and got married/had children first way before i turned 18. i still remember her energy, though i don't remember her looks anymore beyond the fact that she was young, fresh, short and a brunette - most likely with straight hair.

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I was the horniest five year old you could have ever met. I wanted to fuck 'em all right in the pussy.

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RE: When was your first crush?
Medicine man: Interesting that a 5-year-old would pick up on a 16-year-old's energy. What was it about her?
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RE: When was your first crush?
Disco is right. But there's a couple girls I can't help but still see their 16 year old self

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RE: When was your first crush?
I was 3. 13 year old babysitter. I made her cuddle with me because "I couldn't fall asleep otherwise."

As I recall she aged well. Last I saw her was early 20s though.

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(02-18-2017 03:29 PM)Hoser Wrote:  Medicine man: Interesting that a 5-year-old would pick up on a 16-year-old's energy. What was it about her?

i think she had a frozen sub-personality right around my age that i resonated with and fell in love with - even if for one day. my mom's youngest sub-personality was also five year old - until very recently when i stepped into the role of the father, rather than a son, to her, so i'm pretty sure that contributed A LOT to this VIVIDEST memory of my "love" childhood.
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RE: When was your first crush?
"Frozen sub-personality". Frozen like as if her soul didn't age? My wife is like this. She's a woman, but she's also my little girl much of the time.
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(02-18-2017 06:19 PM)Hoser Wrote:  "Frozen sub-personality". Frozen like as if her soul didn't age? My wife is like this. She's a woman, but she's also my little girl much of the time.

yes, frozen as in the MOST TENDEREST part of her FEMININE SELF didn't get the nurturing it needed, so it said "FUCK IT, I AIN'T GROWING ANY FURTHER UNTIL I GET THE ***EMOTIONAL*** nurturing i need."

i simply CANNOT recommend the book "there is not such thing as a negative emotion" enough for you to help yourself (given that you've been faithful to your wife for quite some time, you MUST have a sub-personality around the same age as her) and, most importantly HER.

this is the second time i am mentioning this book on this forums - or ANY forums - but it comes with a caveat - i think the author of the book is STILL psychotic (i was so once and like recognized like) but it does NOT subtract from the UNBELIEVABLE power of his revelation. READ it ASAP, absorb what is needed and shit out the rest - as Bruce Lee himself (or any other sage) advised us.

please update me on your wife situation through a PM. i'm here for you 24/7 and i have SHITLOADS of esoteric, tacit, implicit knowledge to share with brothers who've been buddies with god himself at least once.
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RE: When was your first crush?
My first crush nearly got me thrown out of school.

We were both 14, she was a quiet nerdy cute little thing. Her green eyes knocked me dead the first time I spoke to her.

It took me the best part of 6 months to ask her to be my girlfriend, I was so infatuated my throat would close up when the conversation steered in that direction.

We dated, her parents hated me but didn't realise her daughter wasn't really as innocent as they thought.

To cut a long story short, she broke my heart a year later. Started dating a 24 year old (at the age of 15) he and his 'boys' would wait outside the school gates to fight me.

I ended up throwing a good sized rock at her which hit her in the face making her nose bleed (it was not intentional)

A year later he was beating her up, had got her pregnant and her parents disowned her.

I thank her for letting me go now.

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RE: When was your first crush?
Around 8 or 9... same girl every boy in a hundred mile radius had a crush on. She was a couple of years younger than me and just angelic, something really special. Flawless beauty, I've no doubt she would have been in advertisments for something or other if she had been discovered.
I did better than most of the other guys, in that I went over to her house to hang out with her a bunch of times (it was a huge, grand old antique-filled place with brick stables full of unbelievably expensive horses, a driveway featuring a BMW and a Merc, and stuff like that ). The one boy she spent most of her time with though was a totally gay homo fag. I didn't even really know what gay was at the time, but I knew he was it (and he is today obviously, openly gay) he was like a walking stereotype.
As to be expected, she and her family moved away long ago and I lost contact with her.

Fast forward 20 odd years

I'm at the bar at a large festival, it's well into the evening on what would go on to be the day that I set the record for the most alcohol l have ever consumed in a 24hr period when a beautiful girl comes up and asks me if I am my brother. "No" I tell her, "But he's just over there"
"Then you must be Tex Cruise."
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Took her over to see my brother and friends and chatted for a while.
She and her husband have a winery, live in a huge fancy country house very successful etc etc plus she was still stunning to look at.

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A girl from my class in 5th grade. I was around 10-11 at the time. I remember trying to flirt with her by teasing her on occasion, - she would almost always get pissed off, and I'd enjoy it.

Apart from her cute face, I liked her because she was the tallest girl in class. Even today I like tall women, and whenever I muse about it I always remember that girl from school. I don't know why tall women are my type, but since I apparently had a preference for them when I was 10 it must be something subconscious. I don't know, maybe when I was a small kid someone tied me to a lamppost once or something.
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First crush was a petite red-headed Puerto Rican girl when I was in fourth grade. I was too beta then even flirt with her.

Fast-forward twenty years later, the years have not been kind to her I stumble upon okcupid profile(apparently we live in the same town and her bio has her name and our mutual hometown) she's tatted-up, in a section 8 apartment, and has 6 six kids by several men. Banging her now would probably feel like throwing a hot dog down I-95.

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RE: When was your first crush?
Oh fuck, I remember many of mine, none were good encounters though. I was the sappy romantic type(I still am to a certain extent, I just don't broadcast it to anyone anymore).

I was that fat, beta, overly romantic kid. I think at one point I may have worn a fedora too...

Needless to say, the less I remember, the better... Ugh.

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My first crush kicked me in the face because I looked up while were having nap time. She was above my head. Then I had a crush on my music teacher with really big tiddies. I remember telling her that I liked her tits one time. That was in kindergarten. It was kind of awkward being in her class later.

Ahh, my favorite was a girl named Em, I told her she was hot and I blew kisses at her, and she hated/loved it. I also used to pat her booty! That was in 3rd grade. She played hard to get wonderful. Everyone knew I liked her and I did not care.

I wonder what happened honestly.
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Felicity Stanley. I almost went through with confirmation for that ass. In the end, the Lord intervened, reasoned with the heathen I am & made me realise it wasn't worth it & she would turn out to be the same ugly duckling Sally Smith did.

The Lord was right that time.
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I experienced memory loss of my childhood and most of the pre 20 age. I only remember vaguely. I don't really care though that might be a by-product of the fact that I don't remember.
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Early in elementary school. One time I followed her to find out where she lives, thinking that it was romantic, yet I practically never spoke to her because I was too shy. tard

Since then she's moved to USA, gotten fat, cut her hair and now spends her time protesting Trump.

C'est la vie.

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RE: When was your first crush?
My first crush? When I was about 1 year old, i dont remember it but i have photos of it from my mom.
Imagine 1year old baby boy trying to kiss another baby girl from other stroller. I remember when I asked mom about it when I saw the photo for first time as a teenager that I even tried to climb to other stroller with the girl to have her closer and that the girl was pushing me away why I was still trying.

But yea my first crush when I actually knew what I was doing (not just curiosity like when I was 10 and just wanted to do sex without actually knowing girls have not only peehole but also a pussy) was when I was 13, she was from Omsk, Russia and was attending same class in elementary school.
Since then I can read azbuka and speak Russian which I learned because of her, we actually dated for about three weeks!
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RE: When was your first crush?
We lived very close. I had dreams of flying her around in my chopper and jet. I used to do anything to catch a glimpse of her, anything. I wonder what became of her.
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