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My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
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My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
After much delay, I’m happy to announce that the Red Kings Shop is open for business with a debut flagship t-shirt that features the iconic Return Of Kings logo printed on a high-quality 100% cotton cranberry red American Apparel chemise that is made in the USA. Future shirts are planned.

By wearing the official ROK shirt, you will experience these benefits:

Testosterone increase of 300% (more than what Kratom provides)*
Induce mental breakdown of any liberal who sees your shirt*
Rapid 3-inch elongation of your penis*
Immediate 50-pound gain in your bench press*
More ravenous attention from beautiful women of suitable breeding stock*
Reduction of body fat by at least 10%*

* The above claims have not been independently verified, and may be an attempt by Roosh to sell more shirts
We’ve had two robust beta tests that have put our small size out of stock and medium size in limited stock. If you’re enjoying the articles on ROK and want to support the operation, visit Red Kings Shop and buy your shirt today. Your shirt will be shipped out within one week from when you place your order.
This is the best way to donate to the masculine cause while receiving a handsome shirt in return, especially on the heels of Paypal shutting me down in April for political reasons. Your support is much appreciated.
Click Here To Visit Red Kings Shop
After you receive your shirt, use the ROK form to send me a picture, review, or story from wearing the shirt and get a 20% off discount code by the time we launch our second item.




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05-19-2017 09:15 AM
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RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
Is it possible to know what will be the second item yet?

We move between light and shadow, mutually influencing and being influenced through shades of gray...
05-19-2017 12:29 PM
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RE: My New Apparel Store Just Opened With A Debut T-Shirt
(05-19-2017 09:15 AM)Roosh Wrote:  ...
Testosterone increase of 300% (more than what Kratom provides)*
Induce mental breakdown of any liberal who sees your shirt*
Rapid 3-inch elongation of your penis*
Immediate 50-pound gain in your bench press*
More ravenous attention from beautiful women of suitable breeding stock*
Reduction of body fat by at least 10%*
...

I would like to suggest a troll shirt. Crimson ROK logo on a red shirt. Re-dye them black with a crappy dye that will run in the wash over time. We can buy them and gift them anonymously to liberals. They start wearing them and then over time the shirt dulls and the logo begins to stand out.

What would something like that cost? Banana
05-20-2017 12:39 AM
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(05-19-2017 12:29 PM)El_Gostro Wrote:  Is it possible to know what will be the second item yet?

The Return of the Uncle Roosh Shirt

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05-20-2017 01:17 AM
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